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  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Fatpanda wrote:
    You could but that's double the typing, more than double since you have a space in between the words.
    Personally I've been trying to bring "bah humbug" back into the mainstream. Not just around Xmas but year round. So far it has not caught on. Maybe "meh humbug"?

    I have been using Bah Humbug for years. I also still use "groovy", "way out", and "defenestrate." Though that last one is just so I can work a $7 word into my daily discussions with my manager.

    If you wanted to change bah humbug, I think you would need an extra piece of punctuation in order for it to work. In this instance the "meh" signifies apathy where as the bah is more of a feeling of disgust.

    "Meh, humbug" or "meh... humbug"
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Arrgh! I hate that they schedule their maintenance to run until 5am. That means I can't get in a few minutes before work on those days (My bus leaves at 5am).


    Wait - you take a bus to work?


    You work at Area 51, don't you!? I know you do.

    Do they really have alien bodies there that they grafted the heads of Richard Nixon and Walt Disney too???????

    Tell me, I wont spill the beans... it will be just our little secret.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dasterdly wrote:
    Wait - you take a bus to work?


    You work at Area 51, don't you!? I know you do.

    Do they really have alien bodies there that they grafted the heads of Richard Nixon and Walt Disney too???????

    Tell me, I wont spill the beans... it will be just our little secret.

    Giving away WildCard secrets, We will have to deal with you.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    duckywucky wrote:
    Giving away WildCard secrets, We will have to deal with you.

    WildCards. Deal with me.

    I see what you did there.
    :D
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dasterdly wrote:
    WildCards. Deal with me.

    I see what you did there.
    :D

    Bus.

    Magic Bus.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Yes. I have asked all WildCards to refer to us as "The World Famous WildCards" from now on.

    You know, it's pretty ridiculous that they haven't been already.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Aygen wrote:
    Ask jesus.

    I think jesus's application was rejected. Not enough of a perv.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Yes. I have asked all WildCards to refer to us as "The World Famous WildCards" from now on.

    I didn't get the memo.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    signature all fixed.


    Have a nice day.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    As of now my computer is working again, looking forward to getting back to the grind with your guys. (for those who even remember me).
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Are we still letting people in?!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Are we still letting people in?!

    Yeah. I kicked inactives like Soul-Journ to make room for new people I can kick at a later date.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Yeah. I kicked inactives like Soul-Journ to make room for new people I can kick at a later date.

    Oh SNAP again!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Fatpanda wrote:
    Originally Posted by Dao_Jones
    Yeah. I kicked inactives like Soul-Journ to make room for new people I can kick at a later date.


    Oh SNAP again!

    Yeah, it is a vicious circle.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    *spit coffee*

    Second Page!?

    Standards are slipping, Don't forget - Join us and get a free T-Shirt*

    *Offer may not be free, a shirt or a T
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Soul-Journ wrote:
    *Offer may not be free, a shirt or a T
    You clever scamp. You've got moxie - I'll give you that.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Moxie

    n. Slang

    1. The ability to face difficulty with spirit and courage.
    2. Aggressive energy; initiative: "His prose has moxie, though it rushes and stumbles from a pent-up surge" (Patricia Hampl).
    3. Skill; know-how.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Looking forward to putting my Grinder back to work tonight.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I filled out an apt a week ago...no response. :(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    I read the OP and loved it.

    I'm from the guilds in games where they find you, you don't find them... the better players with no interest in drama and screaming kids and want to excel and have fun.

    But... I have to fill out an application?

    Ummm... nope.

    Run with me a few times and see what I'm like.

    Is there a list of the leaders or top officers alts / @name anywhere so I may PM somewhere along the way?

    I love the shout outs in zone where some tard is trying to recruit for their guild and I ask them if their SG headquarters has cable and I don't get a response.

    Too funny.

    Later

    @ministry
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Trust me, the app is fun to work through. It's not quite what you would think it is.

    As for running with you, join the Wildcards channel and start chatting it up. They're all ... nice and won't bash you too hard with anything sharp and pointy. I won't guarantee blunt and heavy though.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    The app process allows us to be elitist jerks. We thrive on running people through numerous hoops only to crush their hopes and dreams. It helps drown out the sound of how awesome we are.

    It is because of this incredibly narcissistic approach at recruiting that we do not have time in our days to track you down.

    BTW - Our HQ DOES have cable. It also has 22" monitors above each of the urinals so you can keep up Sports Center, scantily clad women who are constantly roving around offering appetizers and cocktails, and a robot maid styled after Rosie from The Jetsons.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dasterdly wrote:
    The app process allows us to be elitist jerks. We thrive on running people through numerous hoops only to crush their hopes and dreams. It helps drown out the sound of how awesome we are.

    It is because of this incredibly narcissistic approach at recruiting that we do not have time in our days to track you down.

    BTW - Our HQ DOES have cable. It also has 22" monitors above each of the urinals so you can keep up Sports Center, scantily clad women who are constantly roving around offering appetizers and cocktails, and a robot maid styled after Rosie from The Jetsons.

    Oh please... I am in Legion in Dungeons and Dragons online... Trust me, I know about elitist jerks who run everything and your mama into the ground in record times and with as much insulting as one can take until they make it or bow out with tears running down.

    Aight.. not filling out an app, but will watch out for you and yours and stay SG free and STD free until we hook up.

    I was sold at "Rosie"... MMMMMMM!!!!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Belirahc wrote:
    Trust me, the app is fun to work through. It's not quite what you would think it is.

    As for running with you, join the Wildcards channel and start chatting it up. They're all ... nice and won't bash you too hard with anything sharp and pointy. I won't guarantee blunt and heavy though.

    For a second I thought you said "They're all.... nice and don't bathe..."

    Because that would be true.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Can't it be both?

    Personally I'm not a fan of the app system either, but this one is quick and painless. If you saw the rate that we're filling up then you'd understand why.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Bulgarian Application:

    Пръв Име ? клозет
    Последен Име ? ковач
    Сте ти a девица ? не

    What was the next step? Oh yes, get some rum. Later
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Mr.Wizzle wrote:
    I filled out an apt a week ago...no response

    What's your name on the Wildcards forum?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Ministry wrote:
    But... I have to fill out an application?

    Ummm... nope.

    Run with me a few times and see what I'm like.

    Is there a list of the leaders or top officers alts / @name anywhere so I may PM somewhere along the way?

    You can PM me in game if you wish, but you will still have to fill out an app and get it approved to join. If that's a dealbreaker for you then sorry.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Looking forward to putting my Grinder back to work tonight.
    This is some sort of smutty euphemism, right?

    Also, to the guy that doesn't want to fill out an app - we have a saying about people that don't successfully get through the app process: "working as intended".

    You aren't right for us. Thanks for the free bump, though.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Just posting ta let you know I sent in an app for you folks Char name is Vastatio@Pure-Malice Forum name is SURPRISE Pure Malice, (warning gratitous butt kissing ahead) you guys seem like a good group of cats.

    Hope ta get accepted
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    you guys seem like a good group of cats.
    Are you calling us furries?


    FYI - apparently there's a guild running around called the "Wild Cards" (with a space). 1g per teste you bring me from their membership. Uppity gits, trying to capitalize off OUR awesomeness... :mad:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Nah used the term Cat in beatnik sense.....remember kids marijuana may seem fun until you start using beatnik terms.........the only cure is beer and at least 5 hours time spent hurting something in a vicious brutal manner.

    and when i'm done with this facsimile of your group they will ALL change their names to the Amazing Unos, I have Salad Tongs and i'm not afraid to use them.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    duckywucky wrote:
    For a second I thought you said "They're all.... nice and don't bathe..."

    Because that would be true.

    Pfft thats so not true!



    Theres no way that I'm nice!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    and when i'm done with this facsimile of your group they will ALL change their names to the Amazing Unos, I have Salad Tongs and i'm not afraid to use them.
    I like the cut of your jib, good sir.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:

    Also, to the guy that doesn't want to fill out an app - we have a saying about people that don't successfully get through the app process: "working as intended".

    You aren't right for us. Thanks for the free bump, though.

    No worries. Ty for the response and best wishes with the SG.

    I've never had to work to find a guild or SG in any game I've played.

    I'm use to them pursuing me, so ya, definitely not a good fit.

    But I am gonna miss those 22" screens in the lavatory.

    :)

    Free bump on this escalating thread.

    :)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Ministry wrote:
    I've never had to work to find a guild or SG in any game I've played.

    I'm use to them pursuing me, so ya, definitely not a good fit.
    Wow. your words make me want you more now. Please oh please come join our guild. Without you among us, we are a pale, shallow imitation of the greatness we aspire to.

    You are our alpha and omega. You are our sunshine, without which we are destined for eternal night. We are a steak dinner from Denny's; without your A-1 steak saucy goodness we will be forever bland.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Wow. your words make me want you more now. Please oh please come join our guild. Without you among us, we are a pale, shallow imitation of the greatness we aspire to.

    You are our alpha and omega. You are our sunshine, without which we are destined for eternal night. We are a steak dinner from Denny's; without your A-1 steak saucy goodness we will be forever bland.

    I would certainly both auto-approve this application (dare we require one from such a candidate?) AND pay the monthly subscription rate for the player's account if only we'd induct such a catch into our ranks.

    But then again, sarcasm is expected in Wild Cards, so good luck on either of those being fulfilled.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Ministry wrote:
    No worries. Ty for the response and best wishes with the SG.

    I've never had to work to find a guild or SG in any game I've played.

    I'm use to them pursuing me, so ya, definitely not a good fit.

    But I am gonna miss those 22" screens in the lavatory.

    :)

    Free bump on this escalating thread.

    :)

    Wow thinking that highly of yourself will TOTALLY get you into awesome guilds.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Wow. your words make me want you more now. Please oh please come join our guild. Without you among us, we are a pale, shallow imitation of the greatness we aspire to.

    You are our alpha and omega. You are our sunshine, without which we are destined for eternal night. We are a steak dinner from Denny's; without your A-1 steak saucy goodness we will be forever bland.

    Not even even a steak dinner. Without him we're like the Moons Over My Hammy with out the hammy... :(
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Fatpanda wrote:
    Not even even a steak dinner. Without him we're like the Moons Over My Hammy with out the hammy... :(

    Noooooooo! I gots to have my hammy!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Fatpanda wrote:
    Not even even a steak dinner. Without him we're like the Moons Over My Hammy with out the hammy... :(
    Without him we're like a corndog without the dog.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Have you ever seen the movie The Corndog Man?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Hey gents, just a bump to let you know that I submitted an application and look forward to chatting with you all in during the review process.

    No rush.

    Really, take your time.

    ...

    Ok, dang it , I have your kitten, dont make me do anything we'll both regret. ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Synner wrote:
    Ok, dang it , I have your kitten, dont make me do anything we'll both regret. ;)

    Now that is NOT the way to make me like you -.-

    You touch my kitty, I will do unspeakable things to you.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Aygen wrote:
    You touch my kitty, I will do unspeakable things to you.
    Depends on how he touches it, I suppose.

    Euphemism.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Dao_Jones wrote:
    Depends on how he touches it, I suppose.

    Euphemism.

    meeeee-ooowwww!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Thats ok, the kitten you stole is actually a prototype kitten-bomb, By the time you read this you'll already be splattered across the room you were using for hostage negotiations.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Tanuki wrote:
    Thats ok, the kitten you stole is actually a prototype kitten-bomb, By the time you read this you'll already be splattered across the room you were using for hostage negotiations.

    Send in the kitten bomb squad!
    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/funny-pictures-bomb-squad-cat-chooses-the-blue-wire.jpg
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    You cant fool me, thats no kitten, its Jack Bauer in disguise.:eek:
  • Archived PostArchived Post Posts: 1,156,071 Arc User
    edited October 2009
    Synner wrote:
    Hey gents, just a bump to let you know that I submitted an application and look forward to chatting with you all in during the review process.

    No rush.

    Really, take your time.

    ...

    Ok, dang it , I have your kitten, dont make me do anything we'll both regret. ;)

    HA HA HA! Joke is on YOU!
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