With a crew of 100 duty officers, 14 bridge officers and 1 captain, the 'J' seems to have an abundance of space inside... I'd like to hear everyone's ideas of whats in that space?
Well... Starfleet has always been a fan of gardens and holodecks... And of cause, the majority of most Starfleet ships seem to be made op of hallways... so there is that...?
Don't look silly... Don't call it the "Z-Store/Zen Store"...
All the digital and physical collection of TRIBBLE of the known universe. It's even rumored it contains a rare edition featuring hot Organian on Horta action.
All the digital and physical collection of **** of the known universe. It's even rumored it contains a rare edition featuring hot Organian on Horta action.
It doesn't contain the ultra-rare Tribble/Horta/Organian/Medusan video?
All the digital and physical collection of **** of the known universe. It's even rumored it contains a rare edition featuring hot Organian on Horta action.
It doesn't contain the ultra-rare Tribble/Horta/Organian/Medusan video?
It does, but this one needs an Omega clearance level and a desert moon, due to the various temporal paradoxes, wormholes and undead Iconians crawling out of your monitor, etc. it can cause when played.
an ultra-rare Tribble/Horta/Organian/Medusan gone wild p.0.r.n video, can't wait to get a look at it
Well it will be the last thing you see as a relatively sane person. I hear that it is worse than the Necronomicon for driving people insane. In fact, all Medusan literature and videos seem to have that effect on most humanoids.
Due to it being so flat that it almost looks 2-Dimensional, it cannot have more than one or two floors. So it actually isnt too big inside. Plus the space for a motorway to get from one end to the other.
Its like spacball one has a zoo a three ring circus a shopping mall a mini mall a water park a doghnut shop and a mcdonalds with a drive thru for shuttles.
Besides the bridge, the rest of the ship is one giant intergalactic shopping center, surrounded by a shuttle raceway with the galaxy's largest tsunkatsi arena in the middle.
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There is nowhere enough room to house and care for James T. Kirk's illegitimate offspring in the Enterprise-J even if it contains an entire universe.
It doesn't contain the ultra-rare Tribble/Horta/Organian/Medusan video?
It does, but this one needs an Omega clearance level and a desert moon, due to the various temporal paradoxes, wormholes and undead Iconians crawling out of your monitor, etc. it can cause when played.
all the more reason to blow em up!
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Well it will be the last thing you see as a relatively sane person. I hear that it is worse than the Necronomicon for driving people insane. In fact, all Medusan literature and videos seem to have that effect on most humanoids.
Funny, I was going to say William Shatners ego...
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Plus the space for a motorway to get from one end to the other.