"Guys! Guys!"
"What's up?"
"I just had the weirdest dream. I fought with a giant snowman in my pajamas with only a frozen trout for a club."
"We know."
"How could you?"
"We fought the same snowman with nothing but snowballs."
"???"
Dear fellas, I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a starship once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.... Sometimes after work, I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Ferengi so they'd send me home. I could shoot the Admiral while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old Q like me. P.S: Tell Sisko I'm sorry I put a knife to his throat. No hard feelings. Q.
I was running my science alt through Revelations in The Delta Quadrant story arc. When it came time to beam down to the Turei homeworld, she beamed into a rather awkward position...
Seven of Nine: "My eyes are up here, cadet!"
"While I appreciate your interest in copulating with me, cadet, at this time it would be detrimental to our efficiency in completing this mission."
I was running my science alt through Revelations in The Delta Quadrant story arc. When it came time to beam down to the Turei homeworld, she beamed into a rather awkward position...
Seven of Nine: "My eyes are up here, cadet!"
"While I appreciate your interest in copulating with me, cadet, at this time it would be detrimental to our efficiency in completing this mission."
:: shakes head ::
All I see are footie pajamas when I look at Seven.
Karatek: "Would someone please grab M'T i t t for this briefing?"
Crewman: "Admiral, as much as we like and respect you, that would be a gross violation of our Code of Conduct."
Karatek: "Oh for the love of- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!"
*crew snickers*
Space Barbie Extraordinaire. Got a question about Space Barbie? Just ask.
Things I want in STO:
1) More character customization options such as more clothing options, letting the toon complexion affect the entire body, not just the head. Also a true RGB color picker applied to all costume and appearance options, which would allow for true appearance customization and homogenous colors instead of "this same exact color looks vastly different on two different pieces."
2) Bridge customization, not bridge packs. Let us pick a general layout and adjust the color palette, console appearance, and chair types, as well as more ready room layout options.
3) Customizable ground weapons, i.e. The aesthetic look of phaser dual pistols but they shoot antiproton bolts. For obvious reasons this would only apply to standard ground weapons.
4) For the love of Q please revamp Plasma Ground Weapons. They look like demented Supersoakers right now.
5) True Vanity Impulse and Deflector effects similar to Vanity Shields.
6) A greater payout for hitting T6 Reputations. Currently it takes more time and resources to get from T5 to T6 than it does to get from nothing to T5. Make that grind really pay out at the end.
7) Mirrorverse Refugee event similar to AoY/Delta/Gamma, complete with new Mirrorverse recruits for all factions.
8) Independent Faction, because yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me!
Screen capture of the as-yet-unreleased Kelvin Timeline Recruit expansion?
Space Barbie Extraordinaire. Got a question about Space Barbie? Just ask.
Things I want in STO:
1) More character customization options such as more clothing options, letting the toon complexion affect the entire body, not just the head. Also a true RGB color picker applied to all costume and appearance options, which would allow for true appearance customization and homogenous colors instead of "this same exact color looks vastly different on two different pieces."
2) Bridge customization, not bridge packs. Let us pick a general layout and adjust the color palette, console appearance, and chair types, as well as more ready room layout options.
3) Customizable ground weapons, i.e. The aesthetic look of phaser dual pistols but they shoot antiproton bolts. For obvious reasons this would only apply to standard ground weapons.
4) For the love of Q please revamp Plasma Ground Weapons. They look like demented Supersoakers right now.
5) True Vanity Impulse and Deflector effects similar to Vanity Shields.
6) A greater payout for hitting T6 Reputations. Currently it takes more time and resources to get from T5 to T6 than it does to get from nothing to T5. Make that grind really pay out at the end.
7) Mirrorverse Refugee event similar to AoY/Delta/Gamma, complete with new Mirrorverse recruits for all factions.
8) Independent Faction, because yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me!
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Déjà vu all over again.
"What's up?"
"I just had the weirdest dream. I fought with a giant snowman in my pajamas with only a frozen trout for a club."
"We know."
"How could you?"
"We fought the same snowman with nothing but snowballs."
"???"
lol, poor Q. He tries so hard and than some Humans come along...
I played baseball with the Kos'karii and ended up here.
Dear fellas, I can't believe how fast things move on the outside. I saw a starship once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.... Sometimes after work, I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might just show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doin' okay and makin' new friends. I have trouble sleepin' at night. I have bad dreams like I'm falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Ferengi so they'd send me home. I could shoot the Admiral while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense any more. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old Q like me. P.S: Tell Sisko I'm sorry I put a knife to his throat. No hard feelings. Q.
Heat ray versus snowmen.
This picture makes it sort of seem like I have been beaten to death by an Oompa Loompa with a giant lollypop.
You just invented a Trump Cloaking Shield.
He's speaks of...
arcgames.com/en/forums/startrekonline/#/discussion/1045466/epic-screenshot-thread-is-epic/p1
No harm, no fowl.
"While I appreciate your interest in copulating with me, cadet, at this time it would be detrimental to our efficiency in completing this mission."
:: shakes head ::
All I see are footie pajamas when I look at Seven.
Member Access Denied Armada!
My forum single-issue of rage: Make the Proton Experimental Weapon go for subsystem targetting!
Damn Photobucket, gone ad crazy and want 60/month to let image links show! So... Hello, Imgur!
Karatek: "Would someone please grab M'T i t t for this briefing?"
Crewman: "Admiral, as much as we like and respect you, that would be a gross violation of our Code of Conduct."
Karatek: "Oh for the love of- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!"
*crew snickers*
Things I want in STO:
1) More character customization options such as more clothing options, letting the toon complexion affect the entire body, not just the head. Also a true RGB color picker applied to all costume and appearance options, which would allow for true appearance customization and homogenous colors instead of "this same exact color looks vastly different on two different pieces."
2) Bridge customization, not bridge packs. Let us pick a general layout and adjust the color palette, console appearance, and chair types, as well as more ready room layout options.
3) Customizable ground weapons, i.e. The aesthetic look of phaser dual pistols but they shoot antiproton bolts. For obvious reasons this would only apply to standard ground weapons.
4) For the love of Q please revamp Plasma Ground Weapons. They look like demented Supersoakers right now.
5) True Vanity Impulse and Deflector effects similar to Vanity Shields.
6) A greater payout for hitting T6 Reputations. Currently it takes more time and resources to get from T5 to T6 than it does to get from nothing to T5. Make that grind really pay out at the end.
7) Mirrorverse Refugee event similar to AoY/Delta/Gamma, complete with new Mirrorverse recruits for all factions.
8) Independent Faction, because yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me!
Screen capture of the as-yet-unreleased Kelvin Timeline Recruit expansion?
Things I want in STO:
1) More character customization options such as more clothing options, letting the toon complexion affect the entire body, not just the head. Also a true RGB color picker applied to all costume and appearance options, which would allow for true appearance customization and homogenous colors instead of "this same exact color looks vastly different on two different pieces."
2) Bridge customization, not bridge packs. Let us pick a general layout and adjust the color palette, console appearance, and chair types, as well as more ready room layout options.
3) Customizable ground weapons, i.e. The aesthetic look of phaser dual pistols but they shoot antiproton bolts. For obvious reasons this would only apply to standard ground weapons.
4) For the love of Q please revamp Plasma Ground Weapons. They look like demented Supersoakers right now.
5) True Vanity Impulse and Deflector effects similar to Vanity Shields.
6) A greater payout for hitting T6 Reputations. Currently it takes more time and resources to get from T5 to T6 than it does to get from nothing to T5. Make that grind really pay out at the end.
7) Mirrorverse Refugee event similar to AoY/Delta/Gamma, complete with new Mirrorverse recruits for all factions.
8) Independent Faction, because yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me!
Happens to me every time.