I have to work this evening, so won't be able to attend, but I hope everybody has a good time.
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
I am so doing the forum contest this space reserved for my entry
Edit aight heres my crappy very thrown together rhymin skills yall
Yeah George was on that Kelvin, saved his family from dyin Held off fire from Nero, so the shuttle could keep flyin He crashed into the Narada, and since he saved his son there, Pike came and made em a fuggin dare, yea, Kirk gets in fights everywhere ran from a cop in his stolen car, Met Bones on his way to the Academy Took a crack at the simulator yo, cheated and beat the no win scenario Caught in bed with a hot green chick, kinda made uhura sick Cruisin' down to vulcan, they got a call of distress Madea said no, but bones took him along, made his hands grow Spock, he came out that other time, home of the universe prime Now he's here to stay Chekov played by Anton, life cut short before its really begun He should make Walter proud, remind him of when he was young Today we remember him, now because he was a part of,
New Trek, A universe where Vulcans are really screwed Cuz Nero lost his home too Now you're in New Trek These characters are brand new Yet somehow familiar too Let's hear it for New Trek, New Trek, NewTrek
JJ Abrams changed the game Hell, supercharged the franchise it don't even look the same New Enterprise is mutilated the fuggin thing looks like its inflated thats ok though In the new movie itll be eatin crow, Abrams style blindin us n TRIBBLE, Lens flares'll be comin off the refit Yellow shirts sittin on the bridge cuz the red shirts got fuggin shot off a ridge For fans both new and old its for, even though old bitchin that its new But they forget how much we hated the goddamn ba'ku Let it ride, And you might be surprised It aint as bad as that TRIBBLE Rick berman had Clonin Picard Protected by a reman guard So we say its a new day new director new generation but at least kirk was with two caitians in
New Trek, A universe where Vulcans are really screwed Cuz Nero lost his home too Now you're in New Trek These characters are brand new Yet somehow familiar too Let's hear it for New Trek, New Trek, NewTrek
Ok, this is probably going to suck, cause I'm not native english speaker and my musical skills are under zero. So it's probably not even to rhyme at all...
Also, Jay-Z is not my style... Still here it's something. Feel free to shoot me with your phases (even in kill mode):
"Aye, aye, I know that I suck at singing, but I'm trying this thingy
Right next to Sulu, who can't stop dancing
I'm the new Chekov, and Mr. Koenig knows it
I can go anywhere, yea, with this ship loved everywhere I used to fly in the movies,
All of my Romulan Ale is there over the console
Got it from a McDonald's, placed on Earth spacedock, or around of it
I don't rise chickens like Simon (Pegg) in Risa
I like cruisers more than a Lexus
but I won't mind to fly a cute Vesta
There i go to the rescue, of a marooned piggie
Now I live in Andoria and I brought Orions with me
Say hoorray! to Titties, while you shake your Pai-Pai
Oh, and hi! come with me and Leeta to some Davo play
PetaQ I will shoot you, with my shiny phaser beams
Tell Kirk that I didn't want to be gone
On the Enterprise
Not the JJAbrams but the classic one
There's nothin' you can't do
Now you're on the Enterprise
Shiny lights will make you feel epilepsy
but big lights will kill you
Cause they're Romulan disruptors, disruptors..."
On Bajor awaiting the event. Off-topic, I'm pleased to see that the attention emote now actually resembles the position of attention, last time I used it it looked more like parade rest
a stream is a good idea to show those who couldn't attend how everything went; who knows...maybe if someone squawks to the right people, this may end up being mentioned on one of those many MMO sites or even in the news - that'd be interesting to see, because most player-run events for any given game never leaves the community for said game, but dental's events are always large enough that they might have a shot
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Hello folks the final tally is in and upgrade kits have been mailed.
74 kind folks found Jojo and cheered him up. All participants* have been mailed either 20 upgrade kits of various types or 25 projectile kits. It was the cleanest split I could do with 74 winners.
*Except for that one guy with a full mailbox, drop me a line when you empty it a little.
Since I don't think Empire state of mind is very soulful, I did my own rendition of Alicia Key's "New York" which has the same chorus as Empire state of mind. Hope you like it.
Whooooooooo's flying her at full warp!? Whooooooooo's flying her at fullwarp!?
Starred in a movie that aimed to be as famous as any trek movie that was ever seen. Explosions were always loud. There were red alerts all around and the aliens are meannn.
If I can pull Chekov off here, then I can be him anywhere, that's what they say. Seeing my face in phaser fights or my name referenced on a plaque on ESD down on Quinnwayyy.
Even if the constitution class ain't all it seems, I pilot a ship full of beams... baby, I'll take you to full warpppp!!!
Chorus: Kelvin Ship bundles are where dreams are made of; with Chekov at the conn, there's nothing she can't do, now you're at FULL WARPPPP!!! The Kelvin's deflector's will make your shields feel brand new; the way it's bridge crew fights will inspire you.
Take it to full warp, full warppp, full warpppp!!!
In the engine room, there ain't never a curphew, Scotty's crews work so hardddd.
Wow Mr. Scott, you work miracles with the crew you got, no need to sell that point to Spock, Vulcans don't pray to God!!!
Hail a starfleet cab, takes me down from Starfleet headquarters to the Golden Gate BRIDGEEEEE!!!! Some cadets will sleep tonight with a hunger for more than seeing a Klingon Ridgeeee.
Anton resolved to be Chekov by any means, he read that script like he'd done it in his dreams, baby he knew how to take the Enterprise to full warppp!
Chorus: Kelvin Ship bundles are where dreams are made of; with Chekov at the conn there's nothing she can't do, now you're at full warp!!!! The kelvin's deflector's will make your shields feel brand new; the way it's bridge crew fights will inspire you.
Take it to full warp, full warp, full warp!!!
One phaser shot in the air for Kirk's flying city;
Bridge lights, Anton's dreams come to life, so pretty;
No ship in the universe that can compare;
Launch all her shuttles if you dare, every cadet say YEAHH, YEAHHHHH!!!... Yeah, Yeahhhhh!!!
At full warppp!!!
Chorus:
Kelvin Ship Bundles are where dreams are made of; with Chekov at the conn there's nothing she can't do, now you're at full WARP!!!! The kelvin's deflector's will make your shields feel brand new; the way it's bridge crew fights will inspire you.
Anton, one last time, take her to full warp, full warp, full warp!!!
[Verse 1]
Yeah, we're on the Kelvin, investigating lighting
Right next to a Black Hole chillin, and it's really frightening
Out comes the Narada, Nero finally made it here
Wrecking up the ship, made Captain Robau disappear
He wants to know where Spock is; shout to the prime
Ship's taking heavy damage, this is George Kirk's time
Situation analyzed, examine the emergency
Caught up in the moment, makin decisions with urgency
Launching the escape pods, situation's grim
Autopilot is down, but you can't stop him
George's wife is pregnant, with that boy James T
Alternate reality, JJ, lens flair legacy
The end he couldn't see, but he still gotta plan
Sitting at the helm, to make a final stand
Last word was “Jim”, as communications bleed
Spamming a collision course, at ramming speed
[Hook]
Kelvin, Tritanium is
what hulls are made of
There's nothing you can do
Now you’re on Kelvin
Evacuate the crew
Nothing else left to do
Goodbye Kelvin
Kelvin, Kelvin
[Verse 2]
Catch me in a Corvette, running from the fuzz
Adrenaline sky high living on a buzz
Clown me as a half breed, I ain't a punk though
Vulcans concede I ain't some kinda monk though
Welcome to the timeline, things are really dark now
Benign planets gettin nuked out anyhow
Christopher Pike is, breaking up a fight
Makin sure young Jim turns out alright
Eighty million miles, out for the sunrise
James T Kirk soon commands the Enterprise
Spock is gonna join him, with Uhura too
Bones McCoy, Scotty, Hikaru Sulu
Koybayshi Maru test, do anything to win
For Chekov, rest in peace Anton Yelchin
Golden Gate greets, Long live the Federation
Long live the fleet, stars be our destination
[Hook]
Vulcan, rock is
What you are made of
There's nothing you can do
Now you’re on Vulcan
Evacuate your crew
Nothing else left to do
Goodbye Vulcan
Vulcan, Vulcan
[Verse 3]
Romulans are pissed now, this a new timeline
They think Vulcans a cause for their people dying
Lined earth casualties, so Nero dips naturally
Actually becomes worse and is insane factually
Sound is pounding so loud, now you're going deaf
If he ain't stopped their wont be much left
Spock in the Jellyfish, warping out of there
Bad guys chasing but Prime ain't scared
Took the red matter, now Naradas useless
Future ship biting but now virtually toothless
Cause singularity, only way to beat them
Tech can’t save you now, here's your maker meet him
Folks come for school, graduate academy
Went into the darkness, now ready for number 3
Fast and furious, put you in this place and then
If it's really good, I will probably watch Beyond again
[Hook]
Kelvin, Money is
what hits are made of
There's nothing you can do
Now you’re in Kelvin
It's a brand new crew
Nothing else left to do
Hello to Kelvin
Kelvin, Kelvin
[Bridge]
One hand in the air for the Vulcan
Wont take it on our backs no sulking
No place in the galaxy could compare
Now vanished into thin air
[Hook]
Kelvin, Money is
what hits are made of
There's nothing you can do
Now you’re in Kelvin
It's a brand new crew
Nothing else left to do
Hello to Kelvin
Kelvin, Kelvin
It was surprising just how large a part Anton had in the new movie. D*mn shame.
'But to be logical is not to be right', and 'nothing' on God's earth could ever 'make it' right!'
Judge Dan Haywood
'As l speak now, the words are forming in my head.
l don't know.
l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
Comments
also if anyone would like to pay tribute to anton someone made a really nice costume that looks a lot like anton that you can use on your character:
https://www.reddit.com/r/sto/comments/4sbn1w/anton_yelchin_tribute_bridge_officer/
Engage.
I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Edit aight heres my crappy very thrown together rhymin skills yall
Yeah George was on that Kelvin, saved his family from dyin
Held off fire from Nero, so the shuttle could keep flyin
He crashed into the Narada, and since he saved his son there,
Pike came and made em a fuggin dare, yea, Kirk gets in fights everywhere ran from a cop in his stolen car,
Met Bones on his way to the Academy
Took a crack at the simulator yo, cheated and beat the no win scenario
Caught in bed with a hot green chick, kinda made uhura sick
Cruisin' down to vulcan, they got a call of distress
Madea said no, but bones took him along, made his hands grow
Spock, he came out that other time, home of the universe prime
Now he's here to stay
Chekov played by Anton, life cut short before its really begun
He should make Walter proud, remind him of when he was young
Today we remember him, now because he was a part of,
New Trek,
A universe where Vulcans are really screwed
Cuz Nero lost his home too
Now you're in New Trek
These characters are brand new
Yet somehow familiar too
Let's hear it for New Trek, New Trek, NewTrek
JJ Abrams changed the game
Hell, supercharged the franchise it don't even look the same
New Enterprise is mutilated
the fuggin thing looks like its inflated
thats ok though
In the new movie itll be eatin crow,
Abrams style blindin us n TRIBBLE,
Lens flares'll be comin off the refit
Yellow shirts sittin on the bridge cuz the red shirts got fuggin shot off a ridge
For fans both new and old its for, even though old bitchin that its new
But they forget how much we hated the goddamn ba'ku
Let it ride,
And you might be surprised
It aint as bad as that TRIBBLE
Rick berman had
Clonin Picard
Protected by a reman guard
So we say its a new day new director new generation but at least kirk was with two caitians in
New Trek,
A universe where Vulcans are really screwed
Cuz Nero lost his home too
Now you're in New Trek
These characters are brand new
Yet somehow familiar too
Let's hear it for New Trek, New Trek, NewTrek
Also, Jay-Z is not my style... Still here it's something. Feel free to shoot me with your phases (even in kill mode):
"Aye, aye, I know that I suck at singing, but I'm trying this thingy
Right next to Sulu, who can't stop dancing
I'm the new Chekov, and Mr. Koenig knows it
I can go anywhere, yea, with this ship loved everywhere I used to fly in the movies,
All of my Romulan Ale is there over the console
Got it from a McDonald's, placed on Earth spacedock, or around of it
I don't rise chickens like Simon (Pegg) in Risa
I like cruisers more than a Lexus
but I won't mind to fly a cute Vesta
There i go to the rescue, of a marooned piggie
Now I live in Andoria and I brought Orions with me
Say hoorray! to Titties, while you shake your Pai-Pai
Oh, and hi! come with me and Leeta to some Davo play
PetaQ I will shoot you, with my shiny phaser beams
Tell Kirk that I didn't want to be gone
On the Enterprise
Not the JJAbrams but the classic one
There's nothin' you can't do
Now you're on the Enterprise
Shiny lights will make you feel epilepsy
but big lights will kill you
Cause they're Romulan disruptors, disruptors..."
nine five victor victor two .. party on .your dental people could do streams from this events
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
74 kind folks found Jojo and cheered him up. All participants* have been mailed either 20 upgrade kits of various types or 25 projectile kits. It was the cleanest split I could do with 74 winners.
*Except for that one guy with a full mailbox, drop me a line when you empty it a little.
Whooooooooo's flying her at full warp!? Whooooooooo's flying her at fullwarp!?
Starred in a movie that aimed to be as famous as any trek movie that was ever seen. Explosions were always loud. There were red alerts all around and the aliens are meannn.
If I can pull Chekov off here, then I can be him anywhere, that's what they say. Seeing my face in phaser fights or my name referenced on a plaque on ESD down on Quinnwayyy.
Even if the constitution class ain't all it seems, I pilot a ship full of beams... baby, I'll take you to full warpppp!!!
Chorus: Kelvin Ship bundles are where dreams are made of; with Chekov at the conn, there's nothing she can't do, now you're at FULL WARPPPP!!! The Kelvin's deflector's will make your shields feel brand new; the way it's bridge crew fights will inspire you.
Take it to full warp, full warppp, full warpppp!!!
In the engine room, there ain't never a curphew, Scotty's crews work so hardddd.
Wow Mr. Scott, you work miracles with the crew you got, no need to sell that point to Spock, Vulcans don't pray to God!!!
Hail a starfleet cab, takes me down from Starfleet headquarters to the Golden Gate BRIDGEEEEE!!!! Some cadets will sleep tonight with a hunger for more than seeing a Klingon Ridgeeee.
Anton resolved to be Chekov by any means, he read that script like he'd done it in his dreams, baby he knew how to take the Enterprise to full warppp!
Chorus: Kelvin Ship bundles are where dreams are made of; with Chekov at the conn there's nothing she can't do, now you're at full warp!!!! The kelvin's deflector's will make your shields feel brand new; the way it's bridge crew fights will inspire you.
Take it to full warp, full warp, full warp!!!
One phaser shot in the air for Kirk's flying city;
Bridge lights, Anton's dreams come to life, so pretty;
No ship in the universe that can compare;
Launch all her shuttles if you dare, every cadet say YEAHH, YEAHHHHH!!!... Yeah, Yeahhhhh!!!
At full warppp!!!
Chorus:
Kelvin Ship Bundles are where dreams are made of; with Chekov at the conn there's nothing she can't do, now you're at full WARP!!!! The kelvin's deflector's will make your shields feel brand new; the way it's bridge crew fights will inspire you.
Anton, one last time, take her to full warp, full warp, full warp!!!
-Stay tuned for recording tomorrow.
I hope you had an awesome time, people. I really appreciate the spirit of this event. Well done SFD.
Dedicated to Anton Yelchin
Abrams State of Mind
[Verse 1]
Yeah, we're on the Kelvin, investigating lighting
Right next to a Black Hole chillin, and it's really frightening
Out comes the Narada, Nero finally made it here
Wrecking up the ship, made Captain Robau disappear
He wants to know where Spock is; shout to the prime
Ship's taking heavy damage, this is George Kirk's time
Situation analyzed, examine the emergency
Caught up in the moment, makin decisions with urgency
Launching the escape pods, situation's grim
Autopilot is down, but you can't stop him
George's wife is pregnant, with that boy James T
Alternate reality, JJ, lens flair legacy
The end he couldn't see, but he still gotta plan
Sitting at the helm, to make a final stand
Last word was “Jim”, as communications bleed
Spamming a collision course, at ramming speed
[Hook]
Kelvin, Tritanium is
what hulls are made of
There's nothing you can do
Now you’re on Kelvin
Evacuate the crew
Nothing else left to do
Goodbye Kelvin
Kelvin, Kelvin
[Verse 2]
Catch me in a Corvette, running from the fuzz
Adrenaline sky high living on a buzz
Clown me as a half breed, I ain't a punk though
Vulcans concede I ain't some kinda monk though
Welcome to the timeline, things are really dark now
Benign planets gettin nuked out anyhow
Christopher Pike is, breaking up a fight
Makin sure young Jim turns out alright
Eighty million miles, out for the sunrise
James T Kirk soon commands the Enterprise
Spock is gonna join him, with Uhura too
Bones McCoy, Scotty, Hikaru Sulu
Koybayshi Maru test, do anything to win
For Chekov, rest in peace Anton Yelchin
Golden Gate greets, Long live the Federation
Long live the fleet, stars be our destination
[Hook]
Vulcan, rock is
What you are made of
There's nothing you can do
Now you’re on Vulcan
Evacuate your crew
Nothing else left to do
Goodbye Vulcan
Vulcan, Vulcan
[Verse 3]
Romulans are pissed now, this a new timeline
They think Vulcans a cause for their people dying
Lined earth casualties, so Nero dips naturally
Actually becomes worse and is insane factually
Sound is pounding so loud, now you're going deaf
If he ain't stopped their wont be much left
Spock in the Jellyfish, warping out of there
Bad guys chasing but Prime ain't scared
Took the red matter, now Naradas useless
Future ship biting but now virtually toothless
Cause singularity, only way to beat them
Tech can’t save you now, here's your maker meet him
Folks come for school, graduate academy
Went into the darkness, now ready for number 3
Fast and furious, put you in this place and then
If it's really good, I will probably watch Beyond again
[Hook]
Kelvin, Money is
what hits are made of
There's nothing you can do
Now you’re in Kelvin
It's a brand new crew
Nothing else left to do
Hello to Kelvin
Kelvin, Kelvin
[Bridge]
One hand in the air for the Vulcan
Wont take it on our backs no sulking
No place in the galaxy could compare
Now vanished into thin air
[Hook]
Kelvin, Money is
what hits are made of
There's nothing you can do
Now you’re in Kelvin
It's a brand new crew
Nothing else left to do
Hello to Kelvin
Kelvin, Kelvin
Hab SoSlI' Quch!
really though, that was pretty funny.
By far, this was the best thing I've ever seen on the forums.
Caught the end of the Celebrations last night on Bajor.
Thank you. Enjoyed myself.
l don't know.
l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'