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Campaign 2016: Forum Overlord!

rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,396 Community Moderator
edited April 2016 in Ten Forward
As most of us know... in a previous write in Poll before we actually HAD poll capability, there was a thread to nominate our Fourm Overlord. In that thread, our very own environmental artist Tacofangs won by a landslide.

However... a new challenger has appeared and made the rounds on the forums. Our very own Community Manager Trendy!

So now STO Forums... I present this to you!
Who shall be our Forum Overlord? Who shall we hail?

@pwlaughingtrendy or @tacofangs
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I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)

Campaign 2016: Forum Overlord! 68 votes

Trendy
30%
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Tacofangs
27%
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Obligatory Other Option (comment your vote)
10%
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Can we vote for both?
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  • comrademococomrademoco Member Posts: 1,694 Bug Hunter
    edited April 2016
    Trendy
    Trendy then!


    Hurr hurr hurr
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,396 Community Moderator
    Tacofangs
    Then I'd have to set time limits and stuff...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • cuchulainn74cuchulainn74 Member Posts: 831 Arc User
    Trendy
    I'm not saying she's an insect-person in disguise or anything, but I, for one, welcome our new Trendy overlord.
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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    Can we vote for both?
    I see Trendy voted for Tacofangs. So if one potential forum overlord votes for the other, doesn't that basically mean the other automatically wins? :D
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    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
    Oh, look, an explosion...
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,396 Community Moderator
    Tacofangs
    ROFLMAO Trendy voted for Tacofangs
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • evilmark444evilmark444 Member Posts: 6,950 Arc User
    Trendy
    Trendy wields the great Hammer of Banning. I kneel before the Hammer's might.

    All hail Trendy!
    Lifetime Subscriber since Beta
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  • mirrorchaosmirrorchaos Member Posts: 9,844 Arc User
    Obligatory Other Option (comment your vote)
    @thegrandnagus1 - A worthy foe on the forum
    @equinox976 - is also becoming a candidate.

    those that impress me through the forum with a war of words and sheer persistence has to be worth a good vote.
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  • antonine3258antonine3258 Member Posts: 2,391 Arc User
    Tacofangs
    Staying the course.
    Fate - protects fools, small children, and ships named Enterprise Will Riker

    Member Access Denied Armada!

    My forum single-issue of rage: Make the Proton Experimental Weapon go for subsystem targetting!
  • galattgalatt Member Posts: 707 Arc User
    Can we vote for both?
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  • berginsbergins Member Posts: 3,453 Arc User
    Tacofangs
    Must... Vote... Trendy... Must... Obey... Trendy...
    Trendy... Voted... Taco... Must... Vote... Taco... Obey... Trendy...
    "Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD." - Spock
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,396 Community Moderator
    Tacofangs
    bergins wrote: »
    Must... Vote... Trendy... Must... Obey... Trendy...
    Trendy... Voted... Taco... Must... Vote... Taco... Obey... Trendy...

    o.O
    you ok? You sound kinda... zombified...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • voyagerfan9751voyagerfan9751 Member Posts: 1,120 Arc User
    Tacofangs
    Given her role in the Forums, I feel I should follow Trendy. So, since she feels Tacofangs is the best choice for Forum overlord, that is what who I am going for as well. B)
  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    Trendy
    Whoever wins...
    We're gonna be Their MINIONS!!!

    https://youtu.be/eisKxhjBnZ0

    For as long as the last..., anyway.

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    STO Member since February 2009.
    I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
    Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    Trendy
    rattler2 wrote: »
    bergins wrote: »
    Must... Vote... Trendy... Must... Obey... Trendy...
    Trendy... Voted... Taco... Must... Vote... Taco... Obey... Trendy...
    o.O
    you ok? You sound kinda... zombified...
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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    Trendy
    I voted trendy

    latest?cb=20081007151100

    Because the hypnotoad wills it, all glory to trendy and the hypnotoad @_@
  • comrademococomrademoco Member Posts: 1,694 Bug Hunter
    Trendy
    Tatatatatatatatatatreeeeennnndydydydy!
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  • garaks31garaks31 Member Posts: 2,845 Arc User
    Tacofangs
    men of the world unite you have nothing to lose but your chains

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  • samt1996samt1996 Member Posts: 2,856 Arc User
    Trendy
    Well that went downhill in record time...
  • tacofangstacofangs Member Posts: 2,951 Cryptic Developer
    Only YOU can prevent forum fires!
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  • samt1996samt1996 Member Posts: 2,856 Arc User
    Trendy
    That has got to be the worst campaign ad I've ever seen... ROTFLMAO
  • primar13primar13 Member Posts: 1,896 Bug Hunter
    Obligatory Other Option (comment your vote)
    Bob From Accounting
  • minmacdougalminmacdougal Member Posts: 182 Arc User
    Obligatory Other Option (comment your vote)
    latest?cb=20081007151100

    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.
  • jodarkriderjodarkrider Member Posts: 2,097 Arc User
    edited April 2016
    Trendy
    Yes, well... I'm biased. All hail the coffee-bacon-Lizard overlord. :3
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  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    Obligatory Other Option (comment your vote)
    I'll vote for the third party this year.​​
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
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    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
    'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
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  • thegrandnagus1thegrandnagus1 Member Posts: 5,165 Arc User
    Trendy
    @thegrandnagus1 - A worthy foe on the forum
    @equinox976 - is also becoming a candidate.

    those that impress me through the forum with a war of words and sheer persistence has to be worth a good vote.

    Thanks for the mention, but no one can withstand the almighty power of @pwlaughingtrendy o:)

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  • admiralnatadmiralnat Member Posts: 22,432 Arc User
    Can we vote for both?
    tacofangs wrote: »

    How could you? You've trapped us all in a paradox of infinite forum overlord decision loop and--

    *The universe comes to it's end.*

    Now look what you guys have all done! We have no universe to live in!

    *Looks around.*

    Never mind.
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    Winning.
    It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
    Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!

    tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
    Oh, look, an explosion...
  • conkav22conkav22 Member Posts: 8,146 Arc User
    Trendy
    Looks like trendy has the lead
  • crypticspartan#0627 crypticspartan Member Posts: 847 Cryptic Developer
    Tacofangs
    I, for 1, Welcome our Glorious Lord and Savior Tacofangs.
  • hawku001xhawku001x Member Posts: 10,764 Arc User
    Can we vote for both?
    I meant to vote for Kodos.
  • pwlaughingtrendypwlaughingtrendy Member Posts: 2,966 Arc User
    Tacofangs
    A vote for Tacofangs is a vote for tacos!
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