Please indulge me a moment while I chuckle evilly as only a DM can.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.
Okay, that was kinda pathetic. Anyway, don't you remember?
Barney is a dinosaur...
From your imagination!
You can't escape him that easily!
Wanna bet?
Everybody, think of something other than Barney!
They're two, they're four, they're 6, they're 8,
Shunting trucks or hauling freight.
Red and Green and Brown and Blue,
They're the Really Useful Crew.
All with different roles to play,
Round Tidmouth Sheds and far away.
Down the hills or round the bends,
Thomas and his Friends.
*Sits back and cackles as the song infests everybody's memory.*
Please indulge me a moment while I chuckle evilly as only a DM can.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH.
Okay, that was kinda pathetic. Anyway, don't you remember?
Barney is a dinosaur...
From your imagination!
You can't escape him that easily!
Wanna bet?
Everybody, think of something other than Barney!
They're two, they're four, they're 6, they're 8,
Shunting trucks or hauling freight.
Red and Green and Brown and Blue,
They're the Really Useful Crew.
All with different roles to play,
Round Tidmouth Sheds and far away.
Down the hills or round the bends,
Thomas and his Friends.
*Sits back and cackles as the song infests everybody's memory.*
I throw a rock at you, and try scrub the bloody song out of my head with PIRATE METAL!!
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though. JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
It came from your imagination, from your imagination it goes back.
*watches as alex drools from the corner of his mouth before he falls to the floor*
Hey! That's cruel and unjustifiable! And the crueler you guys are, the bigger Barney's going to get!
I... um, hug Alex? Does Barney shrink now?
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though. JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
*I appear with a hand placed upon barney's back with a disappointed look on my face* Why can't you guys beat this thing it's not that hard... *I then reach deep within the recesses of my mind and conjure an image of barney being shredded to pieces and dying in a horribly painful and satisfying way. Suddenly the star Sized barney begins to convulse and begins ripping apart while shrieking in pain and slowly vanishes from the realm of existance and our imaginations* SIGH...all too easy now who's next?
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,595Community Moderator
Thanks semalda. Someone actually pulled that thing out and it just seemed to get stronger and stronger. Even Godzilla was fought to a standstill!
That's because you guys were fighting it instead of defeating it! There is a difference! *I then roundhouse kick Rattler and bend the laws of reality around her causing her to ricochet and hit everyone with 10 times the force I kicked her with*
That's because you guys were fighting it instead of defeating it! There is a difference!
*I then roundhouse kick Rattler and bend the laws of reality around her causing her to ricochet and hit everyone with 10 times the force I kicked her with*
*I hit my invulnerability shield and Rattler bounces off harmlessly.*
If you don't mind, I'll just stand over here and watch. Don't mind me!
Oh, what do we do with all the cartoon characters we summoned to defeat Barney?
That's because you guys were fighting it instead of defeating it! There is a difference!
*I then roundhouse kick Rattler and bend the laws of reality around her causing her to ricochet and hit everyone with 10 times the force I kicked her with*
*Dark, knowing chuckle*
See, you had this in hand for a moment, and then you shot yourself in the foot! Honestly, now that you're back and resuming your old practices... I'd say the chances of defeating Barney have become nigh infinitesimal... *hints*
A sound echoes through your minds, louder with each blow...
"I..."
"I lo..."
"I love you..."
"I LOVE YOU..."
"I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME!!!"
Before you, once again, is Barney. Small, for the moment, ghostly and almost intangible, but getting bigger and more solid.
You never learn... *I grab the ghostly barney apparition and slam it into alexmakepeace at FTL speeds fusing their beings. Then initiate a Universal Law upon alexmakepeace if any creature is brought into existance be it barney or any other it is eradicated and Alex shall suffer the pain of its death 100 times. This law shall exist for all eternity and cannot be superceded* Take that!
Yes, but Barney follows his own rules. You're going to have to figure them out if you want to beat him! Your rules may eradicate him, but the way they interact with his rules means he is continually recreated, hence the feedback loop.
Can you rescind this pointless law of the universe now? Infinite pain of death hurts.
You do know that you can end barney and stop suffering his death pain also he can never act as his creation is immediately followed by his destruction Edit: and yes imagining new creatures will cause their death and Inflict the death pain upon Alex 100 times for each creature
You do know that you can end barney and stop suffering his death pain also he can never act as his creation is immediately followed by his destruction
Edit: and yes imagining new creatures will cause their death and Inflict the death pain upon Alex 100 times for each creature
Actually... I can't. I brought him in, but you lot made him what he is now. I am entirely at your merc-
You do know that you can end barney and stop suffering his death pain also he can never act as his creation is immediately followed by his destruction
Edit: and yes imagining new creatures will cause their death and Inflict the death pain upon Alex 100 times for each creature
Actually... I can't. I brought him in, but you lot made him what he is now. I am entirely at your merc-
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,595Community Moderator
I already have a Pokedex. You're talking to a veteran trainer.
*Shows completed Hoenn Pokedex (original ruby/sapphire), updated to include data from Kanto, Jhoto, Unova, Sinnoh, and Kalos*
I already have a Pokedex. You're talking to a veteran trainer.
*Shows completed Hoenn Pokedex (original ruby/sapphire), updated to include data from Kanto, Jhoto, Unova, Sinnoh, and Kalos*
*OOC: I love how you make no mention of how I used it to torture Alex. *
Cool! Alright, how about... Aha!
*Pulls out index of digimon creatures and starts spawning them.*
*upon hearing those words I develop an eye twitch and Teleport behind rattler and spin kick her into the Alex/Barney knocking her senseless and vulnerable to a Barney hug*
*upon hearing those words I develop an eye twitch and Teleport behind rattler and spin kick her into the Alex/Barney knocking her senseless and vulnerable to a Barney hug*
*I step in front and catch her.*
Woah! What was that for?! No one deserves that fate!
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Wanna bet?
Everybody, think of something other than Barney!
They're two, they're four, they're 6, they're 8,
Shunting trucks or hauling freight.
Red and Green and Brown and Blue,
They're the Really Useful Crew.
All with different roles to play,
Round Tidmouth Sheds and far away.
Down the hills or round the bends,
Thomas and his Friends.
*Sits back and cackles as the song infests everybody's memory.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
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In Cold Blood
*gives alex a lobotomy*
It came from your imagination, from your imagination it goes back.
*watches as alex drools from the corner of his mouth before he falls to the floor*
I throw a rock at you, and try scrub the bloody song out of my head with PIRATE METAL!!
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
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My backup plan is the Winchesters
Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv
Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv
Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
I... um, hug Alex? Does Barney shrink now?
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
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Someone get me a classic 80s British Philaharmonic Orchestra!
*Clears throat.*
He's amazing,
He's fantastic!
Wherever there is danger, he'll be there!
He's the ace,
He's amazing!
He's the strongest, he's the quickest, he's the best!
Danger Mouse!
Danger Mouse!
Danger Mouse!
(BBC 2 used to do reruns of these old shows back in the early 2000s on a Saturday morning, that's how I grew up with them.)
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*I then reach deep within the recesses of my mind and conjure an image of barney being shredded to pieces and dying in a horribly painful and satisfying way. Suddenly the star Sized barney begins to convulse and begins ripping apart while shrieking in pain and slowly vanishes from the realm of existance and our imaginations*
SIGH...all too easy now who's next?
*I then roundhouse kick Rattler and bend the laws of reality around her causing her to ricochet and hit everyone with 10 times the force I kicked her with*
*I hit my invulnerability shield and Rattler bounces off harmlessly.*
If you don't mind, I'll just stand over here and watch. Don't mind me!
Oh, what do we do with all the cartoon characters we summoned to defeat Barney?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
See, you had this in hand for a moment, and then you shot yourself in the foot! Honestly, now that you're back and resuming your old practices... I'd say the chances of defeating Barney have become nigh infinitesimal... *hints*
A sound echoes through your minds, louder with each blow...
"I..."
"I lo..."
"I love you..."
"I LOVE YOU..."
"I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME!!!"
Before you, once again, is Barney. Small, for the moment, ghostly and almost intangible, but getting bigger and more solid.
*I grab the ghostly barney apparition and slam it into alexmakepeace at FTL speeds fusing their beings. Then initiate a Universal Law upon alexmakepeace if any creature is brought into existance be it barney or any other it is eradicated and Alex shall suffer the pain of its death 100 times. This law shall exist for all eternity and cannot be superceded*
Take that!
Second... you might want to rethink that universal law of yours...
*As I suffer the pain of death, BArney grows, making me suffer pain of death more, making Barney grow faster...*
You can't beat this one into submission, guys.
Can you rescind this pointless law of the universe now? Infinite pain of death hurts.
Waitaminute! So if any creature is spawned, Alex will feel the pain of its death?
*Spawns a horde of Care Bears to test the law.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Barney exibits an abrupt growth spurt, then normalizes to his previous rate*
"Why hello, friends!"
Edit: and yes imagining new creatures will cause their death and Inflict the death pain upon Alex 100 times for each creature
Hmm... I think more testing is in order!
*Opens Pokedex and checks how many pokemon there are in total.*
Oh yes... this will do nicely...
*Spawns the pokemon... ALL OF THEM.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
"Why that's a nice toy you have there, Ryan! Why don't you share it with the others, because sharing is caring?
Sure, Barney! *Hands the pokedex to Rattler.*
Alright, I'm satisfied.
*There's a deep, sinister laugh.*
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*Shows completed Hoenn Pokedex (original ruby/sapphire), updated to include data from Kanto, Jhoto, Unova, Sinnoh, and Kalos*
*OOC: I love how you make no mention of how I used it to torture Alex.
Cool! Alright, how about... Aha!
*Pulls out index of digimon creatures and starts spawning them.*
Ain't I a stinker?
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood
*I step in front and catch her.*
Woah! What was that for?! No one deserves that fate!
Trials of Blood and Fire
Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
In Cold Blood