*I show up after domesticating the honey badger, rattler starts firing and I deflect the bullets with my lightsaber* Rattler, please we need to talk this out *A bullet hits rattler in the head, she falls down dead, I take minigun* it was a good talk
Captain Joseph Riker, U.S.S. Odyssey==General V'Mar, U.S.S. Blackwater-A==Admiral Laura Holmes, U.S.S. Forward Unto Dawn Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,595Community Moderator
*Watches from the sidelines*
Considering you can't deflect physical bullets with a lightsaber... *Mows lessley down*
Of course I'd like them better if they STAYED IN THEIR SCABBARDS!!!
Rapiers are the gentlemens dueling swords of thier age made for fencing or dueling in 1 on 1 fights usually over honor and usually with pre agreed upon rules ofr the fight.
Rapiers are light stabbing slashing swords that are best used in duels against a much heavier weapon the rapier would be outclassed by simple the fact its killing move is the thrust.
An adept swordsman would simply parry the thrust and deliver their own killing move i like the cutlass due to the fact it can do what a rapier does but can hack and cleave and bludgeon if the need be.
And its just as swift just as agile and can be used in close quarter fighting it has so many way to kill someone so my thing is the cutlass.
Yeah alex i know you prefer peace to war but for there to be peace there must be war in the first place let them have their war then they can appreciate thier peace after
*Transports to everyone a reinforced scottish claymore sword*
A free weapon on the house.
*Transports out a holo-billboard showing what weapon prices are*
I'm selling Laser cannons, Magic Staves, Combat Armor, Battle Pets and various other stuff for combat. I recommend the dual laser pistols they are a great item. All prices are in EC, weapons and items can't work if stolen and finally if anyone shoots the billboard I'll use my transporter to replace your appendix with a rabid honey-badger.
My name is supposed to be GhostWolf but I mistyped and I'm stuck with this name...
I pick up the claymore and roll my accent a few miles up north.
Arrr Youse lookingat me pal?
I stab the nearest person with the claymore, it gets stuck, I give up and go back to watching from a distance.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though. JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
*A gateway causes all of Goustwold's weapons and such to move to an undisclosed location*
*An omega bomb lands in the middle of the battlefield, killing everyone*
Nice weapons you had... too bad they're mine now.
*Puts up transporter and gateway scramblers at my location, just in case*
Winning.
It's what I do. It's what I just did. It's what I'm about to do again. It's being undisputed emperor of an empire that cannot be disproved as the most powerful intergalactic empire in the entire universe; I always win, and everything I've won will definitely be won again... by me. It's my signature move, and thus, it's my signature. Problem, Sonic? Yeah, I mean you, Sonic, because you're being beat up, despite your being super. You can't even hit Shadow back, can you? Nope, he's too strong for you. Of course, I'm not Shadow, I'm the Super Emerald fueled fox that's pulling the strings; trust me, the fight would only be a few frames long if I were in it personally. Oh, and here's something for all you guys thinking you can win Last Post Wins 3.0; trust me, I'll be around a long while after the sun has already consumed the Earth while I sit out with the forum servers on Titan. Yes, I mean Titan... that comparatively little moon orbiting Saturn. It's a nice little place in a version of our solar system where the sun is a lot bigger. I mean, Mars will last longer than your precious Earth, but by then, it'll be one hot planet... and I figure Saturn's moon will be about the right temperate for a super-powered warlord. Oh, and trust me, I packed a lot of rings, and I mean a lot. Trillions, in fact, so I'll never run out of rings to power my super form. Besides, if I start to run out, I can just chaos control more rings into my reach. It's quite easy, really. You should try it. Granted, you'll never have the 7 Super Emeralds that I have in my possession, nor the Master Emerald that I've got hidden away somewhere... absorbed into my body thanks to Sonic logic, but whatever. I win. Again. I'm not kidding, either. Just check Last Post Wins, and if the last post isn't mine, it soon will be. Very, very soon. You can count on it. Seriously. By the way, if you're wondering, there's a really great Super Tails sprite sheet out there... somewhere... by some guy named shadow_91. These sprites are really great. Like, really good. Quality. Just like what I like to see in a sprite sheet. Also, credit to Joe T.E., his Sonic Battle style Super Sonic sprites have a great palette for a Super Sonic being beat up by Super Shadow, who's palette is from a Super Shadow sheet of unknown origin, but it turns out they were "borrowed" from a better sheet made by a certain Domenico. Oh, and the gif is actually a custom made super version of a similar gif, of which there are only 3 or 4 copies to be found by Google, and even then, evidently of an unknown source. Yep, it's one of those things. Stuff people have made, spread around, only for it to vanish and you to be the only person who still has a copy, not even knowing where it came from... like, literally at all. Oh, and anyone notice that Shadow's little chaos snap blast thingies are red and blue now? Yeah, I changed it. Problem, fans of purple? Yeah, I know you got a problem with that one, but you can just deal with it. After all, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly... alright, alright, I'll spare you the entire Bee Movie script, just Google it if you want. By the way, ever wonder how your characters would've ended up if they evolved in another universe? Yeah, that. Think about it. Ok, so you probably didn't bother reading up to here, but whatever, here's a surprise for you guys over at ESD (RP) who were crazy enough to read this: Emperor Nat of the mcfreakin' Terran Empire is gonna be right all along! The universe is gonna go BOOM! *Thumbs up to the insanity*
Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!
tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
THATS IT! I'm winning this fight right now. And so I unleash thousands of the most powerful creature ever concieved......THE KONCHU!!!!!!
Edit: picture wont post for some reason and edit wont let me place 1 >.<
*a konchu rolls across the ground theb bounces into the air smacking you in the face breaking your immunity and I then dropkick you into a rock wall while the konchu does its cute little flopping*
Oh no you don't! If the lot of you don't stop fighting right now... I'll post that song.
Yes. That song.
THAT SONG.
OMG!!! who summoned the hell beast from its eternal slumber in the abyss? WE MUST STRIKE NOW AND SEND IT BACK INTO ITS ETERNAL NIGHT!!!
*pulls his cutlass decides on the claymore and tosses rattlers' rapier over to rattler*
WE HAVE TO STRIKE TOGETHER!!!
*lets out a battle cry and rushes to the attack , cleaving and slashing at the purple hell beast*
Damnit its not working!!
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,595Community Moderator
Didn't think I'd have to do this...
*holds weapon out and places a hand on the flat of the blade while closing eyes* I call upon the Desciple of Everlasting Ice! I summon thee... COME! CELSIUS!
*Insert proper butt whupping with ice enhanced martial arts here*
Comments
*hands over a minigun with ammo to Rattler*
That's what you need to use
*activates teleporter and leaves behind for rattler a ammo crate*
I HAVE NEW WEAPON!
CRY SOME MORE!!!!!!!
Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv
Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
Considering you can't deflect physical bullets with a lightsaber... *Mows lessley down*
*opens a gateway, throws rattler into a black hole after running both blades into her* like I said, it was a good talk
Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv
Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
Yes... it was. Now let me get back to my drink and waiting for semalda to destroy the 'verse again.
*Returns Rapier to scabbard and gets a drink*
Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv
Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
Congrats you transported on rubble and killed my empty cooler.
*sits down in a chair*
I'm at a undisclosed location.
*activates lights*
and I'm not gonna fight, I'm an arms dealer.
Im more of the cutlass type
Of course I'd like them better if they STAYED IN THEIR SCABBARDS!!!
Rapiers are the gentlemens dueling swords of thier age made for fencing or dueling in 1 on 1 fights usually over honor and usually with pre agreed upon rules ofr the fight.
Rapiers are light stabbing slashing swords that are best used in duels against a much heavier weapon the rapier would be outclassed by simple the fact its killing move is the thrust.
An adept swordsman would simply parry the thrust and deliver their own killing move i like the cutlass due to the fact it can do what a rapier does but can hack and cleave and bludgeon if the need be.
And its just as swift just as agile and can be used in close quarter fighting it has so many way to kill someone so my thing is the cutlass.
Yeah alex i know you prefer peace to war but for there to be peace there must be war in the first place let them have their war then they can appreciate thier peace after
A free weapon on the house.
*Transports out a holo-billboard showing what weapon prices are*
I'm selling Laser cannons, Magic Staves, Combat Armor, Battle Pets and various other stuff for combat. I recommend the dual laser pistols they are a great item. All prices are in EC, weapons and items can't work if stolen and finally if anyone shoots the billboard I'll use my transporter to replace your appendix with a rabid honey-badger.
Arrr Youse lookingat me pal?
I stab the nearest person with the claymore, it gets stuck, I give up and go back to watching from a distance.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
Get the Forums Enhancement Extension!
*An omega bomb lands in the middle of the battlefield, killing everyone*
Nice weapons you had... too bad they're mine now.
*Puts up transporter and gateway scramblers at my location, just in case*
Winning.
Oh, now don't tell me you want in on all this! Well, ok. Look this that Egg Pawn hanging outside your window, pointing his laser rifle at you, waiting for my next order. He's doing his part. He helps conquer the weak-minded. He roboticizes the weak-bodied. Heck, he even helps keep the useless people from causing any trouble, but you know what? Join. Find the closest Nataran Empire roboticization center near you and join the ranks, before the ranks find you. Oh, I know, you figure it must be so satisfying to know I basically rule the world now, and you know what? It is, but do you want to know the true definition of satisfaction? Well, let me tell you a little story. One day, you see a brand new event. They're giving out boxes that give old event stuff. Your dilithium is plentiful. You buy a whole lot of Phoenix packs on your main, and open them all. You get one epic token. Then, you decide, that since you have all the Breen ships and don't give a damn about the others, you exchange it for an ultra rare, and grab yourself a Jem'Hadar Attack Ship and for the hell of it, a Voth Bulwark. You open both, leaving the Bulwark in your vast masses of starships as you jump into the bugship and deck it out, deck by deck, into the most awesome Jem'Hadar ship you can. You fly it. You enjoy it. Eventually, you get bored and leave, leaving the old Bulwark never flown... until later. Your main is long complete. Your new alt main, based off some character you pulled out of nothing just to explain away some starship being in service without the command of your dear admiral, is also complete. Mostly. Their reps and doffs are hard at work, getting you stuff. You realize the potential, and head back for your dear admiral, pull the most Voth themed build you can out of thin air, and suit up in your giant ship in the shape of you know what. You head out... and cause all sorts of havoc. Enemies scream out your name as their very life is drained away by your swarms of Aceton Assimilators. They complain to the devs of your OPness when you revive yourself from death every time you die. Do you show any form of mercy? No. After all, this isn't the United Federation of Planets, this is mother frakkin' Starfleet, where you explore strange new worlds and kick butt never kicked before. Oh, and you realize that I just wrote another speech rivaling your own signature. Cool. Oh, wait, that's just the original draft, it is part of my signature now. Oh, and yes, I am aware that I have become a Canadian Regent; one day, sooner than you'd expect, we'll suddenly decide to take over the world and declare an "alliance", and I shall become it's Regent. You know, like the Klingon-Cardassian Alliance in the mirror universe of our beloved Star Trek. Oh, who'll we be taking over with? I dunno, maybe [REDACTED], or maybe aliens from outer space. Guess you'll have to wait and find out, won't we? Until then, don't ask too many questions, or else my Breen allies on Titania might pick up on your -- [REDACTED BY BREEN CONFEDERACY FOR REASONS] Also, psst... keep an eye out for flying Tribbles! Also walls. Big, great walls, separating entire continents apart. Walls patrolled by Tribbles. Flying Tribbles. Flying Nukara Tribbles. Don't worry, it's not like they were on Venus with a herd of Tholians or anything, they just like the extreme heat and brutal weather like acid rain and hurricane force winds as the norm. Oh, and definitely keep your eye out on any two-tailed foxes, because if they ain't glowing, they're definitely an imposter. Possibly an Undine, we caught one of those once in my place once. Oh, and if you find a two-tailed fox that doesn't like the cold... most certainly ask him to say sorry. If he refuses, DESTROY HIM WITH A DOOMSDAY MACHINE, BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING ELSE THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH AGAINST SUCH AN OVERPOWERED IMPOSTER!
tr;dr, I am winning last post wins 3.0. Thank you for your time.
Edit: picture wont post for some reason and edit wont let me place 1 >.<
Yes. That song.
THAT SONG.
oh yeah this may take a couple of days (full immunity till next post)
Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv
Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
I'm on a bit of a Sword Art Online kick, and I liked Asuna. Otherwise I'd be more along the lines of Soul Calibur or the Master Sword.
*Gets a Plasma Flame thrower and kills it... WITH FIRE!*
OMG!!! who summoned the hell beast from its eternal slumber in the abyss? WE MUST STRIKE NOW AND SEND IT BACK INTO ITS ETERNAL NIGHT!!!
*pulls his cutlass decides on the claymore and tosses rattlers' rapier over to rattler*
WE HAVE TO STRIKE TOGETHER!!!
*lets out a battle cry and rushes to the attack , cleaving and slashing at the purple hell beast*
Damnit its not working!!
*holds weapon out and places a hand on the flat of the blade while closing eyes*
I call upon the Desciple of Everlasting Ice! I summon thee... COME! CELSIUS!
*Insert proper butt whupping with ice enhanced martial arts here*
OH for the love of all thats holy that poor ice girl
*Grabs up his cutlass takes a big swig of rum spits it on his cutlass and sets it ablaze and rushes in hacking slashing and cleaving*
Rattler while o got the hell beast busy try that summons again!!!
*continues his drunken pirates rage assault on the purple hell beast keepping the beast aggro on himself*
I wish I could set this on autoplay...
That's fine I got a built in replicator into my arm, its not removable, can't be destroyed... Basically can't be altered or deleted by anyone.
*activates replicator and a new stockpile appears*
Oh by the way did you input on each weapon crate a deactivation co....
*watches as the old stockpile explodes sending shrapnel into nat's body*
..de. Um...That looked painful.