The Sword and the Sorcerer.
I have nothing good to say about this movie and that is a rare thing. No plot (and I mean none whatsoever, at least none that makes any shred sense), the special effects are horrible even for a 80's movie (the special effects in TOS is lightyears ahead of what this movies presents) and 1st grade school plays have better acting.
The only thing that amazes me about it is that I sat through the whole thing. (I had some vain hope that it would go somewhere eventually. It didn't.)
Hee hee... That movie's a guilty pleasure of mine. There is a plot, but it's a standard revenge plot entangled with a standard villain trying to take over the world plot.
It's nothing special, but when I'm in the mood for mindless sword and sorcery, it suffices.
1. Battle Beyond the Stars - Bizarre low budget tripe:rolleyes:
How dare you sir, that was a justifiably bad retelling of 7 samurai, classically humorous bad sci fi from the 70's.
New home of the Romulan Republic.
I have an idea for what Season 11 should be; Season 11: The Big Bug Fix.
I have not been able to read my bug tickets in over a year, not even the tickets about not being able to see my tickets.
I find the drama of your signature proof of your immaturity, this means you, DR whiners.
My vote is on 50 Shades even though I will never see it. How a book that started as a Twilight fanfiction became a mainstream movie, I will never understand.
When you remember that Twilight started as Harry Potter fanfic, the entire concept becomes really, really perverse.
My vote is for the 1990ish Captain America movie. Not just the worst movie ever, but the worst superhero movie ever, and one of the few films with Ronny Cox that don't even make it to "so bad its good".
Also, I'm sure it's been said, but every Michael Bay movie ever.
My guess is "hope" keeps people not playing but posting on the forums. For others, its a path of sad realization and closure. Grieving takes time. The worst "haters" here love the game, or did at some point.
Flash Gordon (1980):
It sums up everything i hate about bad (Sci Fi) movies.
"...'With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured...the first thought forbidden...the first freedom denied--chains us all irrevocably.' ... The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that today--"
- (TNG) Picard, quoting Judge Aaron Satie
Well, the worst movie that I have ever personally seen is BloodRayne: Deliverance. It's one of the few movies I've seen that is utterly without any redeeming qualities whatsoever. Even BloodRayne has the utter silliness of having Billy Zane, Meat Loaf, and Ben Kingsly in it for no apparent reason; while BloodRayne: The Third Reich finally involves TRIBBLE (as the video game the movies are based off of did) and has both a dream of Vampire Hitler that's hilarious, and Rayne's reaction to realizing she's spawned a TRIBBLE vampire, which is just about as over-the-top as I'd want to see.
But BloodRayne: Deliverance is just...just bad. Just really, really bad.
...seriously, the video game it's based on is about a half-vampire killing TRIBBLE. How do you TRIBBLE that up?!
Well, the worst movie that I have ever personally seen is BloodRayne: Deliverance. It's one of the few movies I've seen that is utterly without any redeeming qualities whatsoever. Even BloodRayne has the utter silliness of having Billy Zane, Meat Loaf, and Ben Kingsly in it for no apparent reason; while BloodRayne: The Third Reich finally involves TRIBBLE (as the video game the movies are based off of did) and has both a dream of Vampire Hitler that's hilarious, and Rayne's reaction to realizing she's spawned a TRIBBLE vampire, which is just about as over-the-top as I'd want to see.
But BloodRayne: Deliverance is just...just bad. Just really, really bad.
...seriously, the video game it's based on is about a half-vampire killing TRIBBLE. How do you TRIBBLE that up?!
New home of the Romulan Republic.
I have an idea for what Season 11 should be; Season 11: The Big Bug Fix.
I have not been able to read my bug tickets in over a year, not even the tickets about not being able to see my tickets.
I find the drama of your signature proof of your immaturity, this means you, DR whiners.
While it is by no means a good movie, I actually don't think it is completely without merit the way BloodRayne: Deliverance is. There are bits that made me smile or laugh, for example. Not many, and often it was at just how stupid everything was, but still.
Sweet Prophets on the bridge of an Iconian dreadnought, where do I start?
Twilight. The books are bad and the movies are bad as well. On the bright side, they did reveal Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to be the greatest trolls of all time, since they hated the characters they played. And the hordes of fans make you think rightly of letting the Iconians exterminate us all for being such morons.
50 Shades of Grey. This TRIBBLE started out as Twlight fanfiction written by a mother with kids, did you know that? It's just... painful. Also, BDSM does not work that way.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. No. Just... just no. It's so bad it's a wonder it hasn't transcended and collapsed on itself therefore erasing it from existence and the memories of the human race retroactively.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror. This TRIBBLE wouldn't have passed even if it was made by high school kids for a school project. BIRDS DO NOT SPIT ACID BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE.
The Room. It's Tommy Wiseau, what did you expect?
Anything made by that sauerkraut, Uwe Boll.
Michael Bay's more recent films. Stop mutilating our childhoods!
The Last Airbender, of course.
And last, but not least, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. It was written and directed by Kirk's egotistical actor and the plot is best described as "Kirk fights God and wins."
For best results, read my posts in the voice of Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness.
*busts down your door while wearing a Starfleet uniform* Time to boldy go, losers.
#this is how you SHOULD collect your crew from shore leave
Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor, historically inaccurate for starters with a stupid love story, I like my war movies to actually be about the event it's based on.
Trying to pass modern warships off as ww2 era warships and failing badly as well.
"The meaning of victory is not to merely defeat your enemy but to destroy him, to completely eradicate him from living memory, to leave no remnant of his endeavours, to crush utterly his achievement and remove from all record his every trace of existence. From that defeat no enemy can ever recover. That is the meaning of victory."
-Lord Commander Solar Macharius
Thanks! :mad: Now I have that stupid song stuck in my head. :P
FLASH, yaha....
That stupid footbal like fight was just cruel to watch.
I couldn't even laugh about that flick.
Maybe it's a cult classic (for some), but it's still a movie i won't waste another 1 1/2 hours of my life with, lol.
"...'With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured...the first thought forbidden...the first freedom denied--chains us all irrevocably.' ... The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. I fear that today--"
- (TNG) Picard, quoting Judge Aaron Satie
Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor, historically inaccurate for starters with a stupid love story, I like my war movies to actually be about the event it's based on.
Trying to pass modern warships off as ww2 era warships and failing badly as well.
The overarching plot is basically "The Japanese launch an attack on an American love triangle."
On the flip side, the only good scene (in my opinion) is when one of President Roosevelt's generals tells him that a raid on Japan couldn't be done, at which Roosevelt stands up on his polio-ridden legs and says, "Don't tell me it can't be done." Best scene ever.
For best results, read my posts in the voice of Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness.
*busts down your door while wearing a Starfleet uniform* Time to boldy go, losers.
#this is how you SHOULD collect your crew from shore leave
1. Anything directed by Michael Bay.
2. And, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, This movie had what? Fifty minutes of fighting? Incredible special effects were dimmed by their sheer impossibility. The Fighting sequences were far to, well, organized. Real armies don't work that way. People fail, they run away, they don't get in position in time, they move the wrong foot, they blink at the wrong moment. **** happens and nothing is that perfect. And save gas, ride a troll, GIVE ME A BREAK. Wasn't Legolas skateboarding down a stairwell improbably enough? Or maybe using falling stones as stairs?
Michael Bay's Pearl Harbor, historically inaccurate for starters with a stupid love story, I like my war movies to actually be about the event it's based on.
Trying to pass modern warships off as ww2 era warships and failing badly as well.
Ahh, Bay's "Pearl Harbor." *Sigh* I also facepalmed when they took the characters who were fighter pilots then all the sudden, turned them into twin engine bomber pilots for the Doolittle Raid. Because surely the rest of the bomber aircrews who were already trained and experienced on the same B-25 Mitchells were inappropriate for the mission.
The only good thing about that movie was looking at sweet Kate Beckinsale :cool:
Ahh, Bay's "Pearl Harbor." *Sigh* I also facepalmed when they took the characters who were fighter pilots then all the sudden, turned them into twin engine bomber pilots for the Doolittle Raid. Because surely the rest of the bomber aircrews who were already trained and experienced on the same B-25 Mitchells were inappropriate for the mission.
The only good thing about that movie was looking at sweet Kate Beckinsale :cool:
Bah, if that's what I wanted to see I'd watch Underworld.
It's too hard for me to pick one, so I will give you a list instead!
- Alien Resurrection. Worst director choice possible, weird camera work and the whole thing feels like a comic book... a bad one. The only awesome thing in it was the basket ball scene. That ball Weaver scored? That was for real and in only 1 attempt! Alien 3 was a masterpiece by comparison.
- A good Day to Die Hard. Who put this idiot director in charge? Why bloody Russia? Why is John McClane such a douchebag? What moron was in charge of camera work? I wish it never existed.
- Godzilla (1998). Not a bad movie in and of itself so normally I wouldn't put it here. But as a GODZILLA film this thing tanks hard. Japan was so pissed with it, they bought the rights to this Godzilla only to kick his TRIBBLE in 2004's Godzilla Final Wars. Good riddance. Decent action movie, HORRIBLE Godzilla flick. This should have been called Jurassic City instead.
- Dragonball Evolution. One word: DIE!!!!
- Alone in the Dark. The reason they called it that is not because of the game its obviously not based on a game but rather due to the fact that you would be sitting alone in the movie theater by yourself.
- Signs. Worst alien invasion plot ever with aliens that make the Kazon from VOY look like nomadic Einsteins. Too many religious undertones thrown in.
- Poltergeist. I realize I'm in a minority on this one but it annoyed me more than it terrified me. The acting was way over the top and it just wasn't scary to me, sorry.
and finally:
Jaws 4 The Revenge. While part 3(D) at least had an interesting setting, this one has both terrible effects, acting and plot. We have sharks hellbent on revenge (WTF), a guy that gets chewed up really good only to survive with no explanation. This movie also tought me that sharks can roar like a bloody T-Rex... not. This one joins Alien Resurrection as the worst 4th part of a movie series.
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Hee hee... That movie's a guilty pleasure of mine. There is a plot, but it's a standard revenge plot entangled with a standard villain trying to take over the world plot.
It's nothing special, but when I'm in the mood for mindless sword and sorcery, it suffices.
How dare you sir, that was a justifiably bad retelling of 7 samurai, classically humorous bad sci fi from the 70's.
I have an idea for what Season 11 should be; Season 11: The Big Bug Fix.
I have not been able to read my bug tickets in over a year, not even the tickets about not being able to see my tickets.
I find the drama of your signature proof of your immaturity, this means you, DR whiners.
When you remember that Twilight started as Harry Potter fanfic, the entire concept becomes really, really perverse.
My vote is for the 1990ish Captain America movie. Not just the worst movie ever, but the worst superhero movie ever, and one of the few films with Ronny Cox that don't even make it to "so bad its good".
Also, I'm sure it's been said, but every Michael Bay movie ever.
It sums up everything i hate about bad (Sci Fi) movies.
Enh, I will admit it wasn't the best but it was fun. Watching Ming's daughter flirt with Flash was awesome.
EDIT: I still think that Spiderman 3 would have been better if Eddie Brock was played by Brock Lesnar.
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But BloodRayne: Deliverance is just...just bad. Just really, really bad.
...seriously, the video game it's based on is about a half-vampire killing TRIBBLE. How do you TRIBBLE that up?!
I'll see your BloodRayne and raise you a Super Mario Brothers: The Movie.
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In Cold Blood
I have an idea for what Season 11 should be; Season 11: The Big Bug Fix.
I have not been able to read my bug tickets in over a year, not even the tickets about not being able to see my tickets.
I find the drama of your signature proof of your immaturity, this means you, DR whiners.
While it is by no means a good movie, I actually don't think it is completely without merit the way BloodRayne: Deliverance is. There are bits that made me smile or laugh, for example. Not many, and often it was at just how stupid everything was, but still.
Yea have fun with that, if you get passed the first 2 scenes your tough, if you can stomache the whole movie... Your damaged, or sick or both..
*Helps with gathering the kindling for the pyre.*
Seriously, that film is a cult classic. I mean, Queen, lavish costumes, actors that're obviously having fun, BRIAN BLESSED!--what's not to love?
The movie was intentionally campy, just to pay homage to the original ones. It was 80s fun.
My character Tsin'xing
Twilight. The books are bad and the movies are bad as well. On the bright side, they did reveal Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to be the greatest trolls of all time, since they hated the characters they played. And the hordes of fans make you think rightly of letting the Iconians exterminate us all for being such morons.
50 Shades of Grey. This TRIBBLE started out as Twlight fanfiction written by a mother with kids, did you know that? It's just... painful. Also, BDSM does not work that way.
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. No. Just... just no. It's so bad it's a wonder it hasn't transcended and collapsed on itself therefore erasing it from existence and the memories of the human race retroactively.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror. This TRIBBLE wouldn't have passed even if it was made by high school kids for a school project. BIRDS DO NOT SPIT ACID BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE.
The Room. It's Tommy Wiseau, what did you expect?
Anything made by that sauerkraut, Uwe Boll.
Michael Bay's more recent films. Stop mutilating our childhoods!
The Last Airbender, of course.
And last, but not least, Star Trek V: The Final Frontier. It was written and directed by Kirk's egotistical actor and the plot is best described as "Kirk fights God and wins."
*busts down your door while wearing a Starfleet uniform*
Time to boldy go, losers.
#this is how you SHOULD collect your crew from shore leave
LoL
Trying to pass modern warships off as ww2 era warships and failing badly as well.
-Lord Commander Solar Macharius
That stupid footbal like fight was just cruel to watch.
I couldn't even laugh about that flick.
Maybe it's a cult classic (for some), but it's still a movie i won't waste another 1 1/2 hours of my life with, lol.
The overarching plot is basically "The Japanese launch an attack on an American love triangle."
On the flip side, the only good scene (in my opinion) is when one of President Roosevelt's generals tells him that a raid on Japan couldn't be done, at which Roosevelt stands up on his polio-ridden legs and says, "Don't tell me it can't be done." Best scene ever.
*busts down your door while wearing a Starfleet uniform*
Time to boldy go, losers.
#this is how you SHOULD collect your crew from shore leave
2. And, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, This movie had what? Fifty minutes of fighting? Incredible special effects were dimmed by their sheer impossibility. The Fighting sequences were far to, well, organized. Real armies don't work that way. People fail, they run away, they don't get in position in time, they move the wrong foot, they blink at the wrong moment. **** happens and nothing is that perfect. And save gas, ride a troll, GIVE ME A BREAK. Wasn't Legolas skateboarding down a stairwell improbably enough? Or maybe using falling stones as stairs?
Ahh, Bay's "Pearl Harbor." *Sigh* I also facepalmed when they took the characters who were fighter pilots then all the sudden, turned them into twin engine bomber pilots for the Doolittle Raid. Because surely the rest of the bomber aircrews who were already trained and experienced on the same B-25 Mitchells were inappropriate for the mission.
The only good thing about that movie was looking at sweet Kate Beckinsale :cool:
My character Tsin'xing
- Alien Resurrection. Worst director choice possible, weird camera work and the whole thing feels like a comic book... a bad one. The only awesome thing in it was the basket ball scene. That ball Weaver scored? That was for real and in only 1 attempt! Alien 3 was a masterpiece by comparison.
- A good Day to Die Hard. Who put this idiot director in charge? Why bloody Russia? Why is John McClane such a douchebag? What moron was in charge of camera work? I wish it never existed.
- Godzilla (1998). Not a bad movie in and of itself so normally I wouldn't put it here. But as a GODZILLA film this thing tanks hard. Japan was so pissed with it, they bought the rights to this Godzilla only to kick his TRIBBLE in 2004's Godzilla Final Wars. Good riddance. Decent action movie, HORRIBLE Godzilla flick. This should have been called Jurassic City instead.
- Dragonball Evolution. One word: DIE!!!!
- Alone in the Dark. The reason they called it that is not because of the game its obviously not based on a game but rather due to the fact that you would be sitting alone in the movie theater by yourself.
- Signs. Worst alien invasion plot ever with aliens that make the Kazon from VOY look like nomadic Einsteins. Too many religious undertones thrown in.
- Poltergeist. I realize I'm in a minority on this one but it annoyed me more than it terrified me. The acting was way over the top and it just wasn't scary to me, sorry.
and finally:
Jaws 4 The Revenge. While part 3(D) at least had an interesting setting, this one has both terrible effects, acting and plot. We have sharks hellbent on revenge (WTF), a guy that gets chewed up really good only to survive with no explanation. This movie also tought me that sharks can roar like a bloody T-Rex... not. This one joins Alien Resurrection as the worst 4th part of a movie series.
"Let them eat static!"
Alone in The Dark
At least with Underworld, you get vampires and werewolves.