Me? I'm off duty. Naah, I don't have anything special planned tonight. Although, Empress Hoshi invited me to her quarters for a nightcap. Think I'll take her up on it."
A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
According to one of the novels (I forget which) the full Rule of Acquisition actually reads, "Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. Make fun of something he cares about instead."
(Granted, in Quark's case they're the same thing.)
Hmm, interesting possibility. I could see that fitting.
I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
My fed: I now understand the true meaning of logic, NOW GO FU*K YOURSELF GAUL!
My rom: lets see what happens when I cut off this Tholian's head crystals
or: maybe Hakeev's eye implant will give a better view of the universe, now how the elements do you extract this thing?
my kdf: (on Kobali Prime) Now where did I put that land mine?
Captain Joseph Riker, U.S.S. Odyssey==General V'Mar, U.S.S. Blackwater-A==Admiral Laura Holmes, U.S.S. Forward Unto Dawn Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
Captain: "Stardate 9521.6. Captain's Log, USS Verona, Vemmol Ylr commanding. After three years, I have concluded my survey of the entire Star Trek Online universe..."
*a strange rumbling is heard. The captain's coffee cup smashes on the floor, a general alert alarm sounds*
Chief Science Officer: "I have a dev's nerfing wave at 240 degrees mark 6, Port Sir!"
Captain: "Visual!"
*the screen shows a huge wave flying across the STO galactic map, evaporating entire exploration clusters, patrol missions, PvE queues, fleets, and casual players in its wake.*
Captain: "My.... God!... "
*the captain stands up off his chair, stunned at the sheer scale of the nerf*
Captain: "shields... SHIELDS!!!"
Helm: "We've only got Mk XII Very Rare shields and engine set!"
*too late, the ship is buffeted by the enormous nerf... players everywhere are thrown out of their casual gaming experience*
Helm: "She's not answering her helm! Mk XII isn't good enough anymore for anything really interesting or fun!"
Captain: "Starboard, Commander-dressed-as-ensign! Turn her into the wave!"
Helm: "Aye!"
*The wave reaches Qo'nos, decimating entire playerbase alts and laying First City a bare hulk of NPC Romulans saying that Klingons aren't too bad (when they're not real people)*
Captain: "Quarter impulse power!"
*the captain struggles back into his chair*
Captain: "Damage Report!"
Redshirt: "Checking all systems, Captain..."
*as the purple c-store boff looks, the whole ship's expensive top-line gear is nerfed into oblivion, no longer able to engage PvE queues, nor complete DR without tons of pointless, enjoyment-breaking grind*
Captain: "Don't tell me that's what they called the most successful expansion ever?"
*a strange rumbling is heard. The captain's coffee cup smashes on the floor, a general alert alarm sounds*
Chief Science Officer: "I have a dev's nerfing wave at 240 degrees mark 6, Port Sir!"
Captain: "Visual!"
*the screen shows a huge wave flying across the STO galactic map, evaporating entire exploration clusters, patrol missions, PvE queues, fleets, and casual players in its wake.*
Captain: "My.... God!... "
*the captain stands up off his chair, stunned at the sheer scale of the nerf*
Captain: "shields... SHIELDS!!!"
Helm: "We've only got Mk XII Very Rare shields and engine set!"
*too late, the ship is buffeted by the enormous nerf... players everywhere are thrown out of their casual gaming experience*
Helm: "She's not answering her helm! Mk XII isn't good enough anymore for anything really interesting or fun!"
"The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war."
Douglas MacArthur - Quote on the dedication plaque of the U.S.S. Ranger NCC-97332-A Armitage class Fleet Heavy Strike Wing Escort.
"The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war."
Douglas MacArthur - Quote on the dedication plaque of the U.S.S. Ranger NCC-97332-A Armitage class Fleet Heavy Strike Wing Escort.
Comments
Come aboard
We're expecting you
The LOOOOOOVE BOAT, soon will be makin' another ru-
**!!!P-P-P-PEW!!!**
x_x
"Friends, it has been an honor."
"Well, damn."
Hmm, interesting possibility. I could see that fitting.
"To be, or not, to be..."
"Oh my...."
"Oopsie..."
My rom: lets see what happens when I cut off this Tholian's head crystals
or: maybe Hakeev's eye implant will give a better view of the universe, now how the elements do you extract this thing?
my kdf: (on Kobali Prime) Now where did I put that land mine?
Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv
Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
Captain: "Stardate 9521.6. Captain's Log, USS Verona, Vemmol Ylr commanding. After three years, I have concluded my survey of the entire Star Trek Online universe..."
*a strange rumbling is heard. The captain's coffee cup smashes on the floor, a general alert alarm sounds*
Chief Science Officer: "I have a dev's nerfing wave at 240 degrees mark 6, Port Sir!"
Captain: "Visual!"
*the screen shows a huge wave flying across the STO galactic map, evaporating entire exploration clusters, patrol missions, PvE queues, fleets, and casual players in its wake.*
Captain: "My.... God!... "
*the captain stands up off his chair, stunned at the sheer scale of the nerf*
Captain: "shields... SHIELDS!!!"
Helm: "We've only got Mk XII Very Rare shields and engine set!"
*too late, the ship is buffeted by the enormous nerf... players everywhere are thrown out of their casual gaming experience*
Helm: "She's not answering her helm! Mk XII isn't good enough anymore for anything really interesting or fun!"
Captain: "Starboard, Commander-dressed-as-ensign! Turn her into the wave!"
Helm: "Aye!"
*The wave reaches Qo'nos, decimating entire playerbase alts and laying First City a bare hulk of NPC Romulans saying that Klingons aren't too bad (when they're not real people)*
Captain: "Quarter impulse power!"
*the captain struggles back into his chair*
Captain: "Damage Report!"
Redshirt: "Checking all systems, Captain..."
*as the purple c-store boff looks, the whole ship's expensive top-line gear is nerfed into oblivion, no longer able to engage PvE queues, nor complete DR without tons of pointless, enjoyment-breaking grind*
Captain: "Don't tell me that's what they called the most successful expansion ever?"
flying into the corona of a star singing This
I for real laughed out loud. That was great
Douglas MacArthur - Quote on the dedication plaque of the U.S.S. Ranger NCC-97332-A Armitage class Fleet Heavy Strike Wing Escort.
Douglas MacArthur - Quote on the dedication plaque of the U.S.S. Ranger NCC-97332-A Armitage class Fleet Heavy Strike Wing Escort.