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Your Captain's last words

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  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    I think my captain wouldve done this instead

    flying into the corona of a star singing This
  • taylor1701dtaylor1701d Member Posts: 3,099 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    janus1975 wrote: »

    *a strange rumbling is heard. The captain's coffee cup smashes on the floor, a general alert alarm sounds*

    Chief Science Officer: "I have a dev's nerfing wave at 240 degrees mark 6, Port Sir!"

    Captain: "Visual!"

    *the screen shows a huge wave flying across the STO galactic map, evaporating entire exploration clusters, patrol missions, PvE queues, fleets, and casual players in its wake.*

    Captain: "My.... God!... "

    *the captain stands up off his chair, stunned at the sheer scale of the nerf*

    Captain: "shields... SHIELDS!!!"

    Helm: "We've only got Mk XII Very Rare shields and engine set!"

    *too late, the ship is buffeted by the enormous nerf... players everywhere are thrown out of their casual gaming experience*

    Helm: "She's not answering her helm! Mk XII isn't good enough anymore for anything really interesting or fun!"

    I for real laughed out loud. That was great :D
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  • giveroffacialsgiveroffacials Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Fed captain "There are tribbles in the warp core?"
    Space the final frontier. These are the voyages of [your name here] on a five year mission to gain one level after the delta rising xp nerf.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • giveroffacialsgiveroffacials Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Klingon captain cooking in the galley on boxing day "Today is a good day to fry!"
    Space the final frontier. These are the voyages of [your name here] on a five year mission to gain one level after the delta rising xp nerf.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • berginsbergins Member Posts: 3,453 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    An excerpt from In Game Chat, with Teamspeak Transcript interjected (and italicized):
    [Bergins@bergins]wwwwaaaa 1111223987 ddd ddwweee esss dsdsdsdssss 999999
    "&#^&#&. I died..."
    [Bergins@bergins]fffffffff
    "WHY THE &#^#%^& WON'T I RESPAWN?!?!?!"
    "Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD." - Spock
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited November 2014
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  • robert359robert359 Member Posts: 355 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    Ahhh my squiggly-spooch
    "The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war."
    Douglas MacArthur - Quote on the dedication plaque of the U.S.S. Ranger NCC-97332-A Armitage class Fleet Heavy Strike Wing Escort.
  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
    thunderfoot#5163
         Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    "Admiral" Bobo? You're joking, right?
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • robert359robert359 Member Posts: 355 Arc User
    edited November 2014
    I'll get you, you rascally Epoph.
    "The soldier above all others prays for peace, for it is the soldier who must suffer and bear the deepest wounds and scars of war."
    Douglas MacArthur - Quote on the dedication plaque of the U.S.S. Ranger NCC-97332-A Armitage class Fleet Heavy Strike Wing Escort.
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