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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,437Community Moderator
edited November 2014
A Necro'd Doom thread was merged with the DOOOOM thread?
Seriously, I don't know exactly when the UFO landed and dropped off all the stupid people...
But apparently it has been awhile and it appears that aren't coming back for them.
:cool:
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Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one. A Klingon would never display such dishonor by allowing someone else to help him with such a remedial task.
Q: How many KLINGONS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Burned out light bulbs have NO honor. And a true Klingon Warrior is not afraid of the dark !
Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to change the bulb and another to defend the empty socket with a bat?leth.
Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb? A: Execute him for cowardice.
Q: How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to get the lightbulb at the lowest possible price, and one to sell the used bulb for as much as possible.
Q: How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? A. Can't be done. They keep sticking their fingers in the socket to feed.
Q: How many BORG does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Light bulbs are irrelevant. Changing them is futile.
Q: How many Gorn does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one, but it takes tons of lightbulbs!
Q: How many Tammarians does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Darmok, cast into darkness; Temba, his arms wide; bring forth the sun!"
Q: How many CARDASSIANS does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, because THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS...!!!
Q: How many BAJORANS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: The filthy Cardassians took our light bulb !
Q: How many Prophets does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. That is a corporeal matter.
Q: How many VULCANS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Logic would dictate that it takes only a single individual to change a light bulb. However, a mind meld with the faulty bulb may provide some answers.
Q: How many TRILLS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Both of them.
Q: How many BETAZIODS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: I sense it has already changed.
Q: How many Q's does it take to change a light bulb ? A: Q holds the bulb and the universe spins around him.
Q: How many Founders does it take to change a light bulb? A: As many as there needs to be.
Q: How many ODO's does it take to change a light bulb ? A: I will change in to the light bulb.
Q: How many HORTAS does it take to change a light bulb ? A: NO CHANGE I
Q: How many TRIBBLES does it take to change a light bulb ? A: 1,561,772 .......uhh,62....,ummm,63......64......
Q: How long does it take COMMANDER RIKER to TRIBBLE in a lightbulb? A: Never gonna happen, Riker's too busy TRIBBLE other things.
Q: How many KIRKs does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Spock... is... there... any... way... we... can..."
Q: How many McCOYs does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an electrician!"
Q: How many Voyager crew members does it take to TRIBBLE in a light bulb? A: Two - Seven and Chakotay. But they'll have to be really, really small.
Q: How many ROMULANS does it take to change a light bulb? A: 2, one to change it and one to kill the other and take the credit.
Q: What do you do with an old light bulb? A. Feed it to a Horta.
Q: how many Redshirts does it take to change a light bulb? A: An infinite number since they all die before completing the task.
Q: How many PAKLEDS does it take to change a light bulb? A: Well, first they have to kidnap Geordi to make him tell them which way in the lightbulb is supposed to go........
Q: How many VIDIANS does it take to change a light bulb? A: They don't change it, they just graft on the parts they need from one that still works.
Q: How many HOLODECK CHARACTERS does it take to change a light bulb? A: They ARE the light bulb. And the coffee table. And the door mat.
Q: How many Guardians of Forever does it take to change a light bulb? A: Since before your sun burned in space, I have awaited that question.
Q: How many Hulkans does it take to change a light bulb? A: We will never give you the light bulb, tho you may destroy us and take it from us.
Q: How many Andorians does it take to change a light bulb? A: They will only change the bulb if it is a joint venture with the Humans and the Vulcans.
Q: How many Aenar does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the Aenar are blind and telepathic and dont need light bulbs.
Q: How many Tellarites does it take to change a light bulb? A: The bulb never gets changed because they are too busy arguing over whos responsibility it is the change the bulb.
Q: How many Companions does it take to change a light bulb? A: The man needs the bulb. I will create a bulb for the man.
Q: How many Organians does it take to change a light bulb. A: None, Organians glow in the dark, and in the shadows, and in full daylight.
Q: How many Jem'Hadar does it take to change a light bulb? A: "I am allready dead. Victory Is Light!"
Q: How many Tholians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Tholians are forever changing light bulgs since their vocal frequencies keep shattering the bulbs.
Q: How many Crystalline Entities doe it take to change a light bulb? A: Crystalline Entity fragments are BETTER than light bulbs, dangerous to harvest, and highly sought after.
Q: How many Deferi does it take to change a light bulb? A: The Deferi bulbs were given to them by The Preservers and stolen by the Breen.
Q: How many Breen does it take to change a light bulb? A: The Breen only use Preserver light bulbs that never need changing.
Q: How many Maquis does it take to change a light bulbs? A: The Maquis dont use light bulbs because it would lead the Cardisasians back to them.
Q: How many Section 31 Operatives does it take to change a light bulb? A: "We think you are a good recruit for this task, but to be sure lets put you through this grueling test first."
Q: How many Voth does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Holy Doctrine clearly states that the bulb originated in this sector of space. Do you disagree with Doctrine?"
Q: How many Kazon does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but he must die in the process to earn a name in death.
Q; How many Trabe does it take to change a light bulb? A: "As soon as we reclaim our bulbs from the Kazon, all our bulbs will be changed!"
Q: How many Pah-wraiths does it take to change a light bulb? A: The Pah-wraiths want the whole universe to be inside the light bulb when it is turned on.
Q: How many El-Aurians does it take to change a light bulb? A: "My name is Guinan, I tend bar and listen to what the bulb has to say."
Q: How many Tosk does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Tosk's only purpose is to change the bulb."
Q: How many Species 8472 does it take to change a light bulb? A:"The weak bulbs will perish".
Q: How many Xindi does it take to change a light bulb? A: First the Xindi must destroy the Terran light bulbs in the future to prevent the Xindi bulbs from being destroyed in the past.
Q: How many Remans does it take to change a light bulb. A: Nobody knows. The Remans use dim bulbs, live in the shadows, and have never been observed in the act of changing a bulb.
Q: How many V'Ger does it take to change a light bulb? A: V'Ger doesnt want to change the bulb, V'Ger wants to merge with the bulb.
How many devs does it take to fix the game ?
The only things currently working fine are ground runs. Everything else is broken/unusable, no exceptions.
How many devs does it take to fix the game ?
The only things currently working fine are ground runs. Everything else is broken/unusable, no exceptions.
Someone is whining on the DOOM thread, the game is doomed !
Burn baby burn....Nero saw Rome burning...at least he ran away. Craptic's technique...nothing to see here...we are really doooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm
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.... and then I started playing Games Workshop's Warhammer 40k tabletop.
So yeah. ::toots:: DOOM.
(UFP) Ragnar
I just like DOOOOOM threads..so reaistic
I understood it as a pun. NYE pronounced as "nigh". Maybe I read too much into it (which would explain the persistent printing reproduced on my nose).
Oh, wait. It just happened.
The merge is post-nigh!
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
You just merged a necro thread instead of closing it! :eek:
DOOOOOOOOOM!!!! :P
Seriously, I don't know exactly when the UFO landed and dropped off all the stupid people...
But apparently it has been awhile and it appears that aren't coming back for them.
:cool:
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How many devs does it take to fix the game ?
The only things currently working fine are ground runs. Everything else is broken/unusable, no exceptions.
4 is the number after 3. Radioactive elements are light source (albeit weak), and we can calculate their half life.
->HL3 confirmed.
The doom is so large it had to be merged into another thread. Now the doom is 260 pages.
Awoken Dead
Now shaddup about the queues, it's a BUG
How long has it been, more than a year I reckon
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DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
SECURITY DOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!
Doom
That is all
When Gul Dukat says Doom you know your screwed
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