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  • coupaholiccoupaholic Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    mjarbar wrote: »
    There was a blog post from the devs saying the upgrade price will be between 500 and 1000 zen and will be account wide for that ship (so if you have two toons with the same type of ship you will only need to upgrade once.)

    The cost of the new T6 ships are expected to be between 2500 and 3000 zen each.

    There are a few threads about it in this part of the forum, and if you haven't put enough zen away by now - YOU'RE DDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmed! :)

    I did see that actually yes, in one of the main threads. I'm sure they'll be complaints regardless. I would be disappointed otherwise...

    I on the other hand have precisely 0 Zen. I am not afraid.

    You hear me DOOM! I am NOT AFRAID!!!
  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    The DOOM Bard strikes again...

    "Delta Rising Arrives"

    (sung to the tune from "American Pie")


    Not, so very long ago..., I can still remember...
    How that Cryptic, used to make me smile.
    And I knew, if They took a chance,
    That They could make a new expanse,
    And maybe make us happy for awhile.

    But Delta Rising makes us shiver.
    With every blog that They deliver.
    Bug news on the forums,
    Is pizzing off the quorums.

    I can't remember what They implied,
    When I, read about what They described.
    As something great, would soooon arise.
    The day, Delta Rising, arrived.


    [Chorus]
    So bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
    Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
    And their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
    Flingin' bits of rodents so ultra-high.
    Bits of rodents, so ultra-high.


    [Verse 1]
    They did write the Book of STO.
    And had so much faith in that Gecko.
    Cause he said..., "Make it So."

    Now do you believe that S-T-O,
    Can save your mortal gaming soul.
    And can you teach me, how to reach, Mr. Ta-coOOoo?

    Well I know, that he's not at the gym.
    'Cause we're, here at a Trek Con-ven-tion.
    We all are so bemused,
    By those "Delta Rising" blues.


    I've been an avid Star Trek gaming buck,
    Blissfully raising my Romulan Epohhs.
    But I knew I was out of luck,
    The day, "Delta Rising" struck.


    [Chorus]
    I started singing, bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
    Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
    And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
    Flingin' bits of rodents so ultra-high.
    Bits of rodents, so ultra-high.



    [Verse 2]
    Now since Season Five it's been a grindstone.
    Di-lith-i-um we have all bemoaned.
    But that's not how it used to be.

    When DStahl gave us his future dreams.
    In a forum blessed by A-TAR-I.
    We all just listened quite gleefully.

    Oh, and while we all were quite spellbound,
    ATARI shopped the game around.
    The sale it was confirmed.
    Perfect World will make us all squirm.

    And while Emmert made his sad remarks,
    P-W-E was planning in the dark.
    And we looked forward to seeing Quark.
    The day "Delting Rising" arrived.


    [Chorus]
    We were singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
    Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
    And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
    Flingin' bits of rodents so ultra-high.
    Bits of rodents, so ultra-high.


    [Verse 3]
    Helter skelter the game was forever altered.
    Our ships flew round while the hamsters faltered.
    Free-to-Play was coming fast.
    It landed like a photon blast.
    The players tried to stand steadfast,
    But the RNG had all been previously cast.

    Now Cryptic tried to stay the DOOM.
    While DStahl played his first good-bye-tune.
    We got our first expanse,
    Oh, but Rommies never had a chance.

    'Cause the players tried to make appeals
    But the Cryptic Devs refused to yield.
    Do you recall what was revealed.
    The day "Delta Rising" arrived.


    [Chorus]
    We started singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
    Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
    And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
    Flingin' bits of rodents so ul-tra-high.
    Bits of rodents, so ul-tra-high.


    [Verse 4]
    Oh, and there we were all ready for space.
    Unable to log-in to Their database.
    With no chance to get at our crewmen.
    So come on, 'Q' be nimble, 'Q' be quick.
    Even 'Q' can't fix what's so 'cryptic'.
    'Cause "Cogent" is the devils greatest friend.

    Oh, and as we tried to say "Engage"
    While forum posting in a rage.
    No Redshirt born in Hell.
    Could break that Cryptic spell.

    And as the forums raged throughout the night.
    To tell the players unearthly plight.
    I saw Dstahl in the faint starlight?
    The day "Delta Rising" arrived.

    [Chorus]
    He was singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
    Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game, it just died.
    And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
    Flingin' bits of rodents so ul-tra-high.
    Bits of rodents, so ul-tra-high.


    [Outro]
    I met a girl who played a Ba'ku.
    And I asked for some happy news.
    But she just smiled and turned away.
    So I went to the sacred C-Store,
    Where I bought some ZEN the year before.
    But the website said no Euros here today.

    And in the threads, the players screamed,
    The Klingons roared and the Feddies dreamed.
    But not a Dev had spoken.
    The 'STO' queues all were broken.

    And the captains I admire most
    Picard, the Kirk and Archers' Ghost.
    They caught the 'Nexus' goal-post.
    The day "Delta Rising" arrived.


    And they were singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
    Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
    And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
    Flingin' bits of rodents so ul-tra-high.
    Bits of rodents, so ul-tra-high.



    [Chorus]
    They were singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
    Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
    Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
    And flingin' bits of rodents so ul-tra-high.


    :cool:
    STO Member since February 2009.
    I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
    Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
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  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Vaadwaur have better weapons than the KDF! DOOOMMM!!!!
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    My character Tsin'xing
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  • stomperx99stomperx99 Member Posts: 863 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    neoakiraii wrote: »
    DA, is less then a week away WE'RE DOOOOOMED!!!!!!

    The Forums will Burn, Broken links every where!!!!

    THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!

    Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling! (attack on Kobali prime)

    Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! (servers crash)

    The dead rising from the grave! (Kobali )

    Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria! (Klingons & Romulans)


    DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!





    I can wait to see the first TRIBBLE in a connie using TOS Phasers in the new elite queues........ :rolleyes:


    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMNMMLALAALLAAL!!
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    I'm sorry to people who I, in the past, insulted, annoyed, etc.
  • svindal777svindal777 Member Posts: 856 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Dauntless doesn't have a special bridge...

    DOOM!!!!!!!!11111111111oneoneone
    Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don't work on.
  • tcgrandpa#3038 tcgrandpa Member Posts: 302 Arc User
    edited October 2014
  • starkaosstarkaos Member Posts: 11,556 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Bill Nye the Science Guy?
  • meimeitoomeimeitoo Member Posts: 12,594 Arc User
    edited October 2014

    The word you're looking for is 'nigh.'
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  • chalpenchalpen Member Posts: 2,207 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    New York still has many exhibitions and they won't close anytime soon.
    Should I start posting again after all this time?
  • tcgrandpa#3038 tcgrandpa Member Posts: 302 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    click on the link you'll see its a sign, the tribbles are taking over!
  • tcgrandpa#3038 tcgrandpa Member Posts: 302 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    yes but quick prose is fun, and editing meh its friday just having fun am bored. need a bigger HD.
  • crypticarmsmancrypticarmsman Member Posts: 4,115 Arc User
    edited October 2014

    NYE? New York Exchange?:eek:

    (You want 'nigh' not NYE:D;))
    Formerly known as Armsman from June 2008 to June 20, 2012
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  • stomperx99stomperx99 Member Posts: 863 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    The walking DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM is on this Sunday!!! :D
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    I'm sorry to people who I, in the past, insulted, annoyed, etc.
  • deaftravis05deaftravis05 Member Posts: 4,885 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    sigh,

    one of these days, the end really is going to be nigh
  • knockyknocky Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    sigh,

    one of these days, the end really is going to be nigh

    And we will not care since we will be too busy being dead.

    :cool:
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • rahmkota19rahmkota19 Member Posts: 1,929 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    As much as DOOM threads are fun, making them is prohibited in the F.C.T. (list).

    You may be looking for the allowed DOOM thread.
  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Three Days to Go till Detla Rising... ;)

    The atmosphere of DOOM around here seems a bit subdued.

    Must be the calm before the storm.

    :cool:
    STO Member since February 2009.
    I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
    Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
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  • betayuyabetayuya Member Posts: 1,059 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    yeebadeebadeebadeeba! that's all folks! :D

    *Delta Rising will be launching Live!!! and for the sake of authenticity! it will be coming on line...
    *Straight from the Delta Quadrant it's self!!



    *ping rates may very, may include IPS speed bumping of your signal, you must pay a service charge per week to continue signal through each relay station, if the total fee is not added in full upon reaching the server, the signal will be un sent, and you will not receive a refund, if you owe more then $1,000, we will have to send a Hirogen Hunting Party to collect payment. have a nice day.
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  • daveynydaveyny Member Posts: 8,227 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    ... 24 HOURS TILL D.R. DOOOOOM ARRIVES!

    Anybody bored yet?

    :cool:

    (did I just make a FF reference???)
    STO Member since February 2009.
    I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
    Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
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  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    DR IS UPON US!!!

    Repent! Repent!



    It's too late, it's COMING!!! PANIC!!!!!!!
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  • helgmornhelgmorn Member Posts: 103 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    stomperx99 wrote: »
    I can wait to see the first TRIBBLE in a connie using TOS Phasers in the new elite queues........ :rolleyes:


    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMMMMMMNMMLALAALLAAL!!

    That TRIBBLE will be me, why? Because its Fun!
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,597 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    We can haz cats!

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • gofasternowgofasternow Member Posts: 1,390 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    The Talaxians have BOFFs!

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    We can haz cats!

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Set Phaser to Pointer
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  • orangeitisorangeitis Member Posts: 5,222 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    We can haz cats!

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY'LL START PILOTING STARSHIPS! DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

    *shifty eyes*
  • dracounguisdracounguis Member Posts: 5,358 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Eminent server crash/DR launch coming 10/14! DOOOOMMMM!!!
    Sometimes I think I play STO just to have something to complain about on the forums.
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,236 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    orangeitis wrote: »
    NEXT THING YOU KNOW THEY'LL START PILOTING STARSHIPS! DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

    *shifty eyes*
    or at least more starships......

    DOOOOMMMM!!!!!!
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    My character Tsin'xing
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  • xxxseadog117xxxxxxseadog117xxx Member Posts: 131 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    THe hamsters can't handle the serversss

    DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!111!!!1!!1!1!!
    Kurland Here Kurland Here This is Kurland Kurland Kurland Here Kurland, Do you copy?

    chiyoumiku wrote: »
    Here's a Tissue for your Issue.
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