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Your Captain's last words

rosetyler51rosetyler51 Member Posts: 1,631 Arc User
edited November 2014 in Ten Forward
Lets see what happens if mix red matter, anti-matter, and matter together.

Cooper? More like Poo-

HEY SCALE BREATH, PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE!

I think we can beat this Voth ship in a game of chicken.

Replace the words honor and glory with dicks, and see how much more fun it is hanging out with Kling....ten of them is right behind me?

I'm bring Sisko in! He will pay for his war crimes!
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  • steamwrightsteamwright Member Posts: 2,820
    edited September 2014
    Hey guys, watch this!

    or

    The timer shows 119, we've still got time. Chief, hand me that spanner...
    The Evil Overlord List 15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    I knew I should have banged that Trill.
    Armada: Multiplying fleet projects in need of dilithium by 13."
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  • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Ah, bugg--!

    I regret nothing!

    What could possibly go wrong?
    Old Wounds
    Trials of Blood and Fire
    Moving On Parts 1-3 - Part 4
    In Cold Blood
  • jonsillsjonsills Member Posts: 10,476 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    What happens if I turn the phaser to 11?

    I think I've got a plan--
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  • moonshadowdarkmoonshadowdark Member Posts: 1,899 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Hold my Romulan Ale.
    "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP"

    -Leonard Nimoy, RIP
  • marcusdkanemarcusdkane Member Posts: 7,439 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "Get it over with,"
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "The Elachi don't have sh*t on me!" *Explosion.*
  • sumghaisumghai Member Posts: 1,072 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "Turn off the light, honey."

    *Captain (later Admiral) Zhang is fated to pass away of old age in his sleep, along with his longtime Tactical Officer and wife of many decades.
    Laws of thermodynamics as applied to life: 0 - You must play the game. 1 - You can't win. 2 - You can't break even. 3 - You can't quit.
  • guilli88guilli88 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "All good things.."

    -Captain Alliason's final words.
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  • sander233sander233 Member Posts: 3,992 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    I have put some thought into this, but I can only reveal what one of my characters will say now. To many spoilers.


    "Today was a good day, but not for this... not for this..."
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    ...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
    - Anne Bredon
  • khan5000khan5000 Member Posts: 3,008 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "That can't be good."
    Your pain runs deep.
    Let us explore it... together. Each man hides a secret pain. It must be exposed and reckoned with. It must be dragged from the darkness and forced into the light. Share your pain. Share your pain with me... and gain strength from the sharing.
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited September 2014
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  • azniadeetazniadeet Member Posts: 1,871 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Edinger Deet: "Computer, open plasma vents!"

    Aznia Deet: "I forgive you."

    How and why and to whom? Long ways off.
  • mjarbarmjarbar Member Posts: 2,084 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    crashdragon wrote: »

    I've never done it with a Horta before........

    :eek: OMG!

    How about:

    "Well if Kirk can do it..."

    "Well how hard can it be..."

    "Play Dom-jot, Nausican?"

    And my personal fave:

    "Got 'im..."
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  • xigbargxigbarg Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "Did I play my part well in this comedy called life?"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited September 2014
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  • choromyslnychoromyslny Member Posts: 30 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    From my Vulcan defector to the KDF... LIVE LONG AND CROSS DRESS!

    (ten dilithium to whoever gets that)
  • UnknownUnknown
    edited September 2014
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  • thunderfoot#5163 thunderfoot
    thunderfoot#5163
         Member Posts: 4,545 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Hey! What's this button do?

    DeeDee! NOOOO!

    I am too busy today for this to happen!

    They're epohhs! How dangerous can they be?

    Certainly General. We'll deliver these two metric tons of catnip to Ferasa at once.

    Admiral Janeway, ma'am? Captain Kim ordered me to inform you we are out of coffee.

    Voth? Where?

    Undine? I didn't see any Undine.

    Iconians? Yeah, right.

    Relax, The warp core breach occurs in twenty seconds. Geordi has plenty of time to stop it.

    Computer, I was only joking when I said, 'Activate self destruct.' Turn it off! Now!
    A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
  • artan42artan42 Member Posts: 10,450 Bug Hunter
    edited September 2014
    Oh bloody, sodding, buggering, bollocks.

    Or

    Drat.
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    Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
    JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
    #TASforSTO


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    'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
    'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
    '...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
    'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
    '...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek

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  • rosetyler51rosetyler51 Member Posts: 1,631 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    I wish I could have gotten your mother too, Sela
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *accompanied by manic metal-fanged grin* Oh, f*ck yeah!

    No points for guessing who. :cool:
  • grandnaguszek1grandnaguszek1 Member Posts: 2,188 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    *Watches transphasic torpedo approach my ship*

    "There were so many things I wanted to do".
    *Runs to the turbolift and takes it down to the quarters of the Trill ensign*
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  • drowrulesupremedrowrulesupreme Member Posts: 692 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "Call that a knife?"
    "...we are far more united and have far more in common with each other than the things that divide us.”
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  • saekiithsaekiith Member Posts: 534 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    As there is a high chance that he won't survive the 'Long War' my Captains Last Words are probably

    "Oh! I'm gonna take you with me you three-legged b***ards!"
    Selor Andaram Ephelion Kiith
  • collegepark2151collegepark2151 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    "Who are the Mack? And why are they driving hover trucks?"

    "Peterbuilt? Sounds Russian."

    "They couldn't hit an epohh at 200 meters."

    "I always wondered what was on the other side of the viewscreen."

    "Shut up, Q!"
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    Porthos is not amused.
  • theraven2378theraven2378 Member Posts: 6,016 Arc User
    edited September 2014
    Yippie ki yay as I ram the ship into a Borg cube
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      -Lord Commander Solar Macharius
    • lovegun154lovegun154 Member Posts: 37 Arc User
      edited September 2014
      Damn these escorts.
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    • ryan218ryan218 Member Posts: 36,106 Arc User
      edited September 2014
      Ladies and gentleman, it's suppertime. Food rations all around!

      Admiral Janeway, I'm afraid we'll have to start rationing coffee.

      Mr Picard, I'm afraid we'll have to start rationing Earl Grey tea.

      Mr Worf, I'm afraid we'll have to start rationing prune juice.

      *To massive, glorious Chancellor J'mpok, while absolutely hammered.* Did anyone ever tell you you're an incredibly beautiful women?
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      Trials of Blood and Fire
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      In Cold Blood
    • otisnobleotisnoble Member Posts: 1,290 Arc User
      edited September 2014
      Oops.......
      Fleet Admiral Stephen
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