*loud music and strobe lights are going on inside the restaurant. Numerous scantily-clad women and men are dancing on poles. Several Jaffa are standing around looking stoic. First Prime Teal'c is tearing up the dance floor with Ishta, doing a very formal dance while an inebriated O'Neill, an even more inebriated Jackson who's two drinks away from dying of alcohol poisoning again, a slightly intoxicated Carter, and a very, very dangerously sober High Supreme Doctor Overlord Fraiser look on. Ba'al himself is leading a band of his clones. His rock star outfit is, like most of his clothing, slightly outlandish, over-the-top, and looks really, really good on him.*
*the obviously wasted Grand Vizier stumbles over, throws up three inches from Jade's boots, mutters an apology, and grabs Kuntel around the neck, for stability as much as anything*
*passes out mid-sentence, and is caught by two Jaffa guards before he hits the ground. They salute Kuntel and Jade stoically, and leave carrying the Grand Vizier*
Jaffa bouncer: Greetings, Ambassador, Liaison. Please be aware that the Grand Vizier has spiked the punch, and there is a greased piglet running around somewhere; we caught the ones marked 1, 2, and 4, but 3 remains elusive. Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Night, all. Also, there is no pig 3. It was a really dumb joke on my character's part)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*Deadpan look before shifting into Fox form, having worn a skirt again to accomidate her fox tail, and approaches Shadow and bops him on the head*
Put some pants on! You're scaring people!
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
*In the background, Jackson dies of alcohol poisoning in mid-dance. Fraiser motions, and the Jaffa quickly and discreetly take him off for resurrection.*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
I hope their still there...
*loud music and strobe lights are going on inside the restaurant. Numerous scantily-clad women and men are dancing on poles. Several Jaffa are standing around looking stoic. First Prime Teal'c is tearing up the dance floor with Ishta, doing a very formal dance while an inebriated O'Neill, an even more inebriated Jackson who's two drinks away from dying of alcohol poisoning again, a slightly intoxicated Carter, and a very, very dangerously sober High Supreme Doctor Overlord Fraiser look on. Ba'al himself is leading a band of his clones. His rock star outfit is, like most of his clothing, slightly outlandish, over-the-top, and looks really, really good on him.*
*the obviously wasted Grand Vizier stumbles over, throws up three inches from Jade's boots, mutters an apology, and grabs Kuntel around the neck, for stability as much as anything*
Hey, bro, bro...dude...t'ing. C'mon, thr's babes...and booze...and sh*t. It's like, totally...
*passes out mid-sentence, and is caught by two Jaffa guards before he hits the ground. They salute Kuntel and Jade stoically, and leave carrying the Grand Vizier*
Jaffa bouncer: Greetings, Ambassador, Liaison. Please be aware that the Grand Vizier has spiked the punch, and there is a greased piglet running around somewhere; we caught the ones marked 1, 2, and 4, but 3 remains elusive. Hail Ba'al!
(OOC: Night, all. Also, there is no pig 3. It was a really dumb joke on my character's part)
*Bursts out laughing.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
If anyone does anything, they'll end up as a pile of ash faster than they can say' Hey baby'
*Smiles but is completely serious.*
.....
*Starts laughing again.*
Put some pants on! You're scaring people!
hey, jade! come danche wif me!
*grabs jades hands and drags her into a wild and sloppy dance*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*gets swept up in the motion*
(OOC: Good night, all)
*Takes a deep breath.*
She can dance with naked werewolves if she wants. If nothing extreme happens, I'm good...
*Walks over to the bar.*
Well... remind me to not get too close to a drunk Shadow while he's dancing.
Mm hmm.
*Hands her a coke.*
Man, is it crazy in here, or what?
*Tries to take a drink, only to bop herself in the nose*
Oops... forgot about the snout.
*Smiles and takes a drink*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*Smiles and chuckles, drinking coke and scotch.*
Wanna dance?
*cringes a bit when the music hits a rather high note*
Dang fox ears... more sensitive...
*Tuts and rubs her ears, trying to comfort her.*
Want me to get you some ear buds?
*Smiles.*
Don't even know why I shifted in the first place.
Maybe you hopin' to get lucky with Shadow, cher...
*Looks at her jokingly.*
*Gibbslaps Kuntel*
Anyway, about that dance...