Earlier today, Mom brought in Chinese Take-Out for herself and Dad (don't much like Chinese myself, aside from the Rice and Sweet-'n-Sour Chicken), and gave me the Fortune Cookies that came with (I do like the Fortune Cookies, and Mom and Dad can't have them for various reasons).
One of the Fortunes was your typical wise proverb: "We are taught by every person that we meet." The other Fortune, however, in the first Cookie I opened, was absolutely HILARIOUS: "About time I got out of that cookie."
Anyway, I'm curious: what is the most hillarious thing that you read on a Fortune Cookie Fortune? I'm not talking about the proverbs, or the things that try predicting the future - I'm talking about something that had you laughing so hard your friends/family wanted to know what was up - and possibly drawing the attention of the other restaurant-goers if you read it in an actual Chinese Restaurant.
I look forward to seeing what hilarious Fortunes people have found in their Fortune Cookies.
Can't recall my funniest ones, but a quick google of "funny real fortune cookies" pictures caused a laugh. One pic read "The fortune you seek is in another cookie". The pic below it read "Ignore previous cookie". :rolleyes:
One ominous fortune I cracked open a day before I was scheduled to go under for a major surgery:
Live Every Day As Though It Were Your Last.
:eek::eek::eek::eek:
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though. JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
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sometimes reality is far funnier then fiction no?
However... I feel the need to quote Uncle.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*Blood Splatters*.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
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