Okay who sent the janitor to clean the server room again? I mean it's clean and shiny but there is a smell coming from the computers and if I'm right it's burnt lemon pledge.
That smell is because the stick the janitor was hitting the server with was his mop
but remember the janitor is a highly quaified cryptic employee who has alot of experiance with the server and when i say alot i mean all of 5 minutes enough time to smack it with a wet mop
Cryptic forgot to replace their internet fluid. Now it's all corroded and gunky in the fiber optic TCP/IP tubes.
Makes complete sense.
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Ok who forgot to pay the comcast bill? Seriously can't do general maintenance while server is up and running? For SHAME!
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Well, we can say one thing, Cryptic is keen to tell us this key response: "It's Dead Jim." One of my other MMOs have been offline for the last few weeks and has yet to report there is an error. LOL I am happy that today is the day it all happens, I was just about to take a break from writing my book... *Sigh* time to go back to that then.
I think this is the Undine taking the Server room. Payback is a bytch.
STO is about my Liberated Borg Federation Captain with his Breen 1st Officer, Jem'Hadar Tactical Officer, Liberated Borg Engineering Officer, Android Ops Officer, Photonic Science Officer, Gorn Science Officer, and Reman Medical Officer jumping into their Jem'Hadar Carrier and flying off to do missions for the new Romulan Empire. But for some players allowing a T5 Connie to be used breaks the canon in the game.
Excerpt from an interview with Cryptic CEO
Interviewer: So why is it most of your stuff is corrupt and often fails.
CEO: That's because we hire a large amount of retired government officials.
Interviewer: It's always good to help these people who cannot get jobs having less credentials than a person in a coma. So where do most of them end up working?
CEO: We have them implement server policies based off their political policies.
Interviewer: I see that's a great idea. IT obviously isn't important to a gaming business.
Unfortunately the interview came to an abrupt halt when the office was stormed by disgruntled gamers holding phasers made in their basements.
Well so much for the bonus Lobi! The extra 15 that I am apparently not going to get today was all I needed for a new Lobi ship! I have 785 Lobi.... :mad:
Ok just kidding, but 15 Lobi is 15 Lobi....I'll take what I can get.
Well so much for the bonus Lobi! The extra 15 that I am apparently not going to get today was all I needed for a new Lobi ship! I have 785 Lobi.... :mad:
Ok just kidding, but 15 Lobi is 15 Lobi....I'll take what I can get.
Spend $5.00 and get them the old-fashioned way.
STO is about my Liberated Borg Federation Captain with his Breen 1st Officer, Jem'Hadar Tactical Officer, Liberated Borg Engineering Officer, Android Ops Officer, Photonic Science Officer, Gorn Science Officer, and Reman Medical Officer jumping into their Jem'Hadar Carrier and flying off to do missions for the new Romulan Empire. But for some players allowing a T5 Connie to be used breaks the canon in the game.
Well so much for the bonus Lobi! The extra 15 that I am apparently not going to get today was all I needed for a new Lobi ship! I have 785 Lobi.... :mad:
That would suck... and I am sure someone out there is in that boat... If they are, they could always open a lock box :P
Anyone else notice that the Iconian emblem looks like the Cryptic logo with a claw over it?
Should tell you something...shouldn't it?
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Well so much for the bonus Lobi! The extra 15 that I am apparently not going to get today was all I needed for a new Lobi ship! I have 785 Lobi.... :mad:
Ok just kidding, but 15 Lobi is 15 Lobi....I'll take what I can get.
They could prolongue the event by ... 3-4 hours? The amount of time the servers have been down guessing from the thread
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That smell is because the stick the janitor was hitting the server with was his mop
but remember the janitor is a highly quaified cryptic employee who has alot of experiance with the server and when i say alot i mean all of 5 minutes enough time to smack it with a wet mop
I AM PISSED OFF AFTER 3 YRS. I STILL CAN'T USE OR CHANGE OR DELETE OUTFIT IN 3 OF 5 OUTFIT SLOTS ON MY KLINGON TOON !
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Got this once as a serious explanation for a communication breakdown from our provider...
Cryptic forgot to replace their internet fluid. Now it's all corroded and gunky in the fiber optic TCP/IP tubes.
Makes complete sense.
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http://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1145998/star-trek-battles-channel-got-canon/p1
Yeah. And then the IP-Stacks lost cohesion and collapsed like Jenga-Towers!
Of course I could just use what a former Executive Producer of STO said in response to valid criticism of STO's stability issues.
"Sometimes bad things happen for no good reason."
Interviewer: So why is it most of your stuff is corrupt and often fails.
CEO: That's because we hire a large amount of retired government officials.
Interviewer: It's always good to help these people who cannot get jobs having less credentials than a person in a coma. So where do most of them end up working?
CEO: We have them implement server policies based off their political policies.
Interviewer: I see that's a great idea. IT obviously isn't important to a gaming business.
Unfortunately the interview came to an abrupt halt when the office was stormed by disgruntled gamers holding phasers made in their basements.
I AM PISSED OFF AFTER 3 YRS. I STILL CAN'T USE OR CHANGE OR DELETE OUTFIT IN 3 OF 5 OUTFIT SLOTS ON MY KLINGON TOON !
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
Ok just kidding, but 15 Lobi is 15 Lobi....I'll take what I can get.
JeNgA!!!!!
now they just need to give the server a swift kick smack it with a mop and fix the server
No, I think they pay PWE on time.
That would suck... and I am sure someone out there is in that boat... If they are, they could always open a lock box :P
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It's A FAKE!
They could prolongue the event by ... 3-4 hours? The amount of time the servers have been down guessing from the thread
I AM PISSED OFF AFTER 3 YRS. I STILL CAN'T USE OR CHANGE OR DELETE OUTFIT IN 3 OF 5 OUTFIT SLOTS ON MY KLINGON TOON !
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
They should make that event permanent.;)
otherwise ... Ferengi rage