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  • scurry5scurry5 Member Posts: 1,554 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    There was one time Mini came after me in that Mogai of his, but I gave as good as I got - so he tried ramming me.

    He missed. *wipes brow*

    He got me back later, though - was in my Vesta in an Arena just keeping myself afloat with 2 escorts on me - followed by him decloaking and epicritting me :D Honestly, it was from about 80% to nothing in about half a second.
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    I've become good at ramming speed. Whenever I'm going down, I hit GDF and APA if it's available, then hit someone else and usually kill us both.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • scramspamscramspam Member Posts: 73 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    One of those annoying tricobalt torp bops got too close when he decloaked to me fired and poped hiself while i took no damage.lololololol
    PoPeRz WiLl PoPeRz Ur BoPeRz UnTilz PoPeRz GeTz GaNkz
  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Be in five man fleetmade, sixth person logs into teamspeak

    No room in team, he bows out gracefully, still in channel though.

    Queue up. End up in match vs him.

    He is high ranked in fleet. Jokingly (i think) threatens to kick anyone who kills him (diplomatic immunity)

    Ignore in combat for most of fight (he is in channel with us anyway, so hearing everything we do, we just playing along at any rate)

    He shoots me in the rear, attempting to kill me.

    Proceeds to then get killed by me.

    "You shot first" (han shot first star wars reference)

    Still in fleet, lulz were had in channel.

    gg
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    I was just in a pug PvP arena. Now, if you were on the other team, you'd see my sluggish JHDC and think "it's not threat, I'll just ignore him." Funny thing is, I fitted it like an escort. So once you got held down, purple monster is tearing up your ship, with literally the power of an escort. It was funny and glorious.

    Some may say that a DHC/turret carrier doesn't work, but I beg to differ. :D
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  • gibbsptgibbspt Member Posts: 80 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Most LOL moment was me with my team on the queues 3 scis 1 tac, and me on my tac with a peregrin fither shuttle, the entire team trying to kill me and me scoring some kills with a 2 mim cooldown rapid fire xD...
    We won :P i only died 2 times and did 400k damage xD
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    Jorge R. Silva - Tac (Romulan Fed)
    Nayja K Silva - Sci | Vurg'jah - Tac
  • markhawkmanmarkhawkman Member Posts: 35,231 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    IF I PvP it's usually because either my character or a fleet mate's character is working on leveling and is doing the PvP daily. But there are a few highlights....

    IIRC this first one was back before F2P. I was at academy queuing Doff projects on a VA character and 2 LTs challenged me.... After the first curbstomping, one of the LTs goes AFK and doesn't respawn and is apparently leeching, so we quit. What was funny? Seeing the guy that didn't quit come after me over and over and over. :P

    Another old one was doing PvP to level and getting in a lucky hit on a VA and KOing them.... with a L35 char. Phaser pulsewave to the back of the head! Wasn't a one-shot but close enough... Oh and seeing them go flying across the screen made it even better. :D

    Another more recent one was leveling a Sci Romulan, and using a repeater pistol in PvP... vs a Tac. Poor guy... Tachyon Harmonic + the repeater's secondary fire is deadly... :) the funny part was seeing him go "Aghhhh!!! WHy?!?! why do you keep shooting me with that thing???" To make him feel better I gave him a repeater pistol later. :D
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  • kylephoenix3kylephoenix3 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited January 2014
    Most LOL pvp moments are the dem+marion etc.etc. TRIBBLE who invested a big amount of money (RL money) to be awesome. LolSTO pvp. LOL at current pvpers who using the lot bull... craps and thing they are awesome. This game need money to be awesome. Lol you are all TRIBBLE (exept some who dont invest that amount money, just to get the current craps what makes em awesome (Mini/Emojoe, Cyro/Pantheras and some of their friends who has at least skill. as much an MMO need skill anyway...)
    Now bye and brag about how good your gear is, but not how good you are, because you are just a *** with money. Play your FagStoPvP, its a joke since long time ago.
  • rylanadionysisrylanadionysis Member Posts: 3,359 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    So the team of Saphy, Zetto, me, Sisko, and Dexy have a running joke going.

    I am the only american and they are all Euros. What always happens is I am the last one on with one of them thats just staying up.

    We could have the best night ever up til that point, til someone says, Hey Ry how about one more match?

    "Dude, you know what happens EVERY TIME we do one more with just two of us"

    "We will be fine Ry"

    Its usually Sisko btw.

    And sure enough, every damn time we get absolutely wrecked on the "one last match"

    Sure its funny, but youd think after months of this we would learn to end it on a high note, oh no we MUST GO TIL DESTROYED.

    >=/

    Love/hate I swear. Also Sisko destroyed PvP.
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  • blahhdreyblahhdrey Member Posts: 313 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    The shuttle queue is rife with potential lulz. To wit, I am running my Widow with Tetryon Lattice, Iso Charge, and TS1, 15 in weapons, 25 in shield, max engines, and plenty of aux batteries. The Lattice, Iso, and Tet cascade are all doing their thing, no surprises there. At one point, however, I have three foes hanging on at ~20% health a piece after an Iso/Lattice run. I'm at around 30% health myself, torps and space magic all on CD, just getting out of firing range to set up for my next strike. I notice that the three of them are relatively well-grouped engaging my teammates, so I do the only thing a rational individual could in such a situation.. I flip a U, pop my jevonite and an engine battery, and it's full steam ahead. Ramming speed! Two die from my kamikaze strike; I am the third victim. Guy #3 circled around to firework/teabag my wreckage and in fitting form the final tiny explosions from our miniature shuttle warp cores claimed his vessel.

    To their credit, my opponents laughed with me. All except guy #3. No teabag for you. :D
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  • doffingcomradedoffingcomrade Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Knife Fights: A bunch of us charge into a giant furball of swinging knives. The bodies start hitting the floor...

    Everyone died.
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  • redz4twredz4tw Member Posts: 3
    edited February 2014
    The rage i got from a KDF in ker'rat when he tried to decloak and vape a poor fleetless star cruiser in ker'rat, then my mogai decloaked and one shotted his mogh.
  • therealmttherealmt Member Posts: 428 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    [zone] TRIBBLE@TRIBBLE: nice hax ***
    [Zone] TRIBBLE@TRIBBLE: lovely how every kill is *** and in 3 seconds right through your shields

    My moment of the day <3
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  • teuteburgteuteburg Member Posts: 91 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Hi!

    Yesterday we q'ed up with a "normal" team:
    -tac in a Dhelan (cannon escort no vaper)
    -tac in fleet Defiant (cannon escort)
    -eng in a Recluse (Healer, Nukara mines without dispersal pattern)
    -sci in a Orb-Weaver (Drain, TR3, ES2)
    -sci in Wells (CC, VM3, PSW1)

    After two minutes we killed 3 Pug's and I had to go afk (cat wanted out).
    As I returned 3 members of the other Team left, and the one with a
    scimitar was crying: everywhere Nukara-mines, only spam and cheese!
    I tried to explain, no reaction. I challanged him with my Wells and he
    answered: "I do not know you and I don't waste my time with spamming noob's."
    After that he ignored me...dafaq?

    Greetz Siegfried

    PS: We did not have things like Yellowstones, Elachi-console etc..
    Only teamwork...
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  • staq16staq16 Member Posts: 1,181 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Playing my Fed Tac (Armitage) vs Klingons...

    I get into a PUG match and realise, for some reason, all my trays are FUBARed. So I duck to one side, put some distance from the Klinks, and frantically start rebuilding. No powers active so I guess I looked like a sitting duck AFKer.

    Anyway... a predatory Pegh'qu comes over, sensing an easy kill. Just as he opens up, I finish and start spamming the hotkeys; EPTS and A2SIF fire up, fighters launch, and a BO3-led alpha preps. With some very lucky crits I vape him in a few seconds.

    Pure Trek, really; I had a mental image of my (very harassed Indian) chief engineer frantically restarting everything, Scotty-style, while the bridge crew screamed about the rapidly closing Klingon.
  • ursusmorologusursusmorologus Member Posts: 5,328 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Last week, testing my B'rel on a Vesta using sensors and pets to hunt me down

    BO->HY->refracting tetryon cascade on his pets->*poof*

    Replayed the exact same sequence on the same target, a few min later, that made me laugh
  • orondisorondis Member Posts: 1,447 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    Was a fed in a PvP FvK match that was 2v4 for the majority of it. We managed to get 3 kills despite the other team having an uber healer. Finally the uber healer had to go, leaving behind his remaining 3 (much squishier) teammates.

    One by one they warped out.

    I also tend to LOL at plasma torp users. Downing their forward shield and watching as the heavy plasma torp splash takes them down to half hull is hilarious.

    Another great lol is defeating someone who uses cheese after cheese.
    Previously Alendiak
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I was playing my vaper fleet Defiant in the CnH queues a lot over the weekend. One match out of all those really stood out.

    I spotted a Negh'var, sitting at a capture point. I head in, buff up, and perform the usual super speed kill. 2 seconds or less later, he PMs "reported" to me, as well as putting me on ignore.. I just lol, really hard. Skill must be against the rules. :rolleyes: Naturally I go to find him again, and do the same thing. He PMs "You are only targeting me that is harassment according to the TOS you will be banned". And I've targeted this guy... twice this match? He comes into a PvP, and whines when he dies.

    I of course kill him a third time. He says in zone chat "oh boy lol this guys gonna get banned" while other people are saying that this dude has "reported" them dozens of times with no effect. But in his world, everyone he "reported" got banned since he sees none of them in chat, because he put them all on ignore! XD
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  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    deokkent wrote: »
    No... That can't be true. You must be making that up.:eek:

    Please tell me you're making this up.

    Presuming I am thinking of the same person he is talking about, he isn't making it up.
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    deokkent wrote: »
    No... That can't be true. You must be making that up.:eek:

    Please tell me you're making this up.

    True story.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • centersolacecentersolace Member Posts: 11,178 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    I once killed my friends Ambassador class.





























    ..........................with a Peregrine.
  • vocmcpvocmcp Member Posts: 1,134 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    [Combat (Self)] Your Crystalline Refraction - Tetryon gives 7162 (10094) to Mulak's Shields.
    [Combat (Self)] Your Crystalline Refraction - Tetryon deals 88793 (113293) Tetryon Damage to Mulak.


    Enemy using Tetryon, fully buffed for his alpha
    Myself using Tetryon fully buffed for my alpha

    He shot first. I didn't get to fire a single shot anymore :D He got killed by my shield :D
  • iskandusiskandus Member Posts: 1,062 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    In Kerrat, just beat up a smelly Kromulan. As usual, an infamous HOBO sneaked behind my back to unleash a decloaked alpha on me. But he was too loud, I heard the approach, hit RSP, his CRF passed through like nothing. I reversed, fired and hilarity ensued:

    Your Warhead Tricobalt Explosion deals 179241 (96050) Kinetic Damage to Jonie.

    Note, this is not even a crit shot.
  • fonz71fonz71 Member Posts: 346 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    iskandus wrote: »
    In Kerrat, just beat up a smelly Kromulan. As usual, an infamous HOBO sneaked behind my back to unleash a decloaked alpha on me. But he was too loud, I heard the approach, hit RSP, his CRF passed through like nothing. I reversed, fired and hilarity ensued:

    Your Warhead Tricobalt Explosion deals 179241 (96050) Kinetic Damage to Jonie.

    Note, this is not even a crit shot.

    that's a nice hit iskandus! :)


    i''ve got one of my own;


    i go into ker'rat looking for feds, who have given up their life of peace and exploration for war and profit, to destroy them. i happen upon a fellow kdf who's being ganked by no less than 8 federation petaq's. he dies in a glorious and honorable fashion.

    as i'm choosing my target i see my arch nemesis de-cloaked and vulnerable. as i make my approach i am spotted by another player, scanned, nuc'd, tractored, scanned again, nuc'd again, beta delta and all assortments of debuffs possible are put upon me. for good measure i am scanned again. lol all in about 2 seconds i'm hit with a warhead [that, due to the slow nature of this device, i am sure it was originally fired at previous kdf player] and destroyed in a most glorious fashion!

    role playing aside, this player is so exuberant and proud of this hit it is posted in zone chat no less than 3 times and he immediately goes to the opvp channel and pvp forums to boast about how his uber leet skills saved his aft section and destroyed his enemy. giving credit to his allies or the chance\luck of this shot are not even a consideration to this guy lol

    this makes me lol :D

    that stuff aside, it was still a pretty nice number to have iskandus :)
    Don't know why it says i'm an ARC user. i will never use that TRIBBLE Cryptic!
  • ivantomdisplayivantomdisplay Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    fonz71 wrote: »
    that's a nice hit iskandus! :)


    i''ve got one of my own;


    i go into ker'rat looking for feds, who have given up their life of peace and exploration for war and profit, to destroy them. i happen upon a fellow kdf who's being ganked by no less than 8 federation petaq's. he dies in a glorious and honorable fashion.

    as i'm choosing my target i see my arch nemesis de-cloaked and vulnerable. as i make my approach i am spotted by another player, scanned, nuc'd, tractored, scanned again, nuc'd again, beta delta and all assortments of debuffs possible are put upon me. for good measure i am scanned again. lol all in about 2 seconds i'm hit with a warhead [that, due to the slow nature of this device, i am sure it was originally fired at previous kdf player] and destroyed in a most glorious fashion!

    role playing aside, this player is so exuberant and proud of this hit it is posted in zone chat no less than 3 times and he immediately goes to the opvp channel and pvp forums to boast about how his uber leet skills saved his aft section and destroyed his enemy. giving credit to his allies or the chance\luck of this shot are not even a consideration to this guy lol

    this makes me lol :D

    that stuff aside, it was still a pretty nice number to have iskandus :)

    Haha, this made me lol. I miss the days of hunting. :)
    [10:49] [Combat (Self)] Your Proton Barrage deals 96581 (43411) Proton(Critical) to Seto.
    Poor soul didnt have time to log out.
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited February 2014
    My friend and I set a private match so we could have fun doing ramming speed on each other. He was a scimitar, I was in my fleet Defiant. He brings me down to 9% so I can activate GDF, then I cloak, use APA, APO, TF, TT, decloak, use FomM, hit ramming speed, impulse capacitance cell (the impulse burst), and subspace jump. I went speeding by and there was this green poof along the way. Yeah, 1-shotted him through shields (points to sig).

    We were on TS and laughing so hard.
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  • zeuxidemus001zeuxidemus001 Member Posts: 3,357 Arc User
    edited March 2014
    Last few times I've actually gone in the opposite teams had taken advantage of the ability to use every glitch and bug possible along with spamming so much that the server couldn't respond to it all lol.

    Basically ppl who can't hold their own in a real battle lol. They get creative when they want to pvp and use their rainbows.
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