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rylanadionysis
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Chuckles and lolz in this thread.
Ill start, I have two off the top of my head, both recent.
Minimax trying to vape my Dhelan which was cloaking for a new run, getting dropped to 18 percent, GDF and vaping him two seconds later. (poor mans feedback pulse?)
Watching a fleetmate who was about to die in a match I was against him in, ram someone on my team and kill them both while we were both on TS. I couldnt stop laughing for the rest of the match.
Ill start, I have two off the top of my head, both recent.
Minimax trying to vape my Dhelan which was cloaking for a new run, getting dropped to 18 percent, GDF and vaping him two seconds later. (poor mans feedback pulse?)
Watching a fleetmate who was about to die in a match I was against him in, ram someone on my team and kill them both while we were both on TS. I couldnt stop laughing for the rest of the match.
Fleet Admiral Rylana - Fed Tac - U.S.S Wild Card - Tactical Miracle Worker Cruiser
Lifetime Subscriber since 2012 == 17,200 Accolades = RIP PvP and Vice Squad
Chief of Starfleet Intelligence Service == Praise Cheesus
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Only to lose anyway.
... my ship's latrine after been shot at by Sad Pandas.
On that note. I never quite understood why sad. Frightfully angry 'ittle cane-crutchers if you ask me. It's like Chucky ... only in a bear outfit.
Was in my bop in one of those 10v10 OPvP cap n splats
Full aux stealth, not doing anything yet, just coming over to the battle, hadnt even targeted anyone
BAM i die instantly, destabilized plasma torpedo crit for over 40k
Apparently I got between someone and their target, and just happened to be wrong place at wrong time O_o
Fleet Admiral Rylana - Fed Tac - U.S.S Wild Card - Tactical Miracle Worker Cruiser
Lifetime Subscriber since 2012 == 17,200 Accolades = RIP PvP and Vice Squad
Chief of Starfleet Intelligence Service == Praise Cheesus
Seeing a torp spread chase down a cloak-vaper followed by an explosion out of nowhere.
Scrambling a team that decided to use fully buffed FAW simultaneously.
Told my group that they are probably just toying with us until we get to 10ish kills...
Nope, dead, dead, dead...
Just a slight chuckle that I figured all in the same fleet=coordination=terrible loses...
I chuckled,but I guess it's not l that funny.
Oh had a t'varo try to chase me down, only to tractor beamed, he pop his beach ball, and I pop the beach ball and him as well...
That was a good HA moment...
My PvE/PvP hybrid skill tree
After politefully assisting a few players back to spawn... I started getting pm's and rage in zone chat about my "Pay 2 Win" ship and how I needed p2w to beat him.
Um. Dood. I'm in a Defiant.
That was a good lol
Have fun kill bad guys
Killing people after the game is over with a Har'pen, gravity well, or something of that nature.
Launching a tricobolt torpedo at one target and watching it crit and kill five nearby cloaked targets that I never even saw.
Launching AMS/SS at a FAW Aux2Batt spammer and watching them murder their own teammates who started cursing them out.
Dropping an Acetone assimilator and SS the turrets to kill AFK players in C&H with their own defenses.
Getting a proper double kill between me and my teammates by using a Gravity well and a few Tetryon Cascades.
Those few after match ****talk sessions where they accuse you of cheating because you managed to shrug off their 2k DPS "alpha" attack... consistently.. for the entire match.
After wiping the floor in a Fleet-made team, shouting out our fleet ad in Zone chat when it is over
well... to be fair, the defiant was one of the original p2w ships :P
Do you even Science Bro?
To my surprise he brought a Caitian Carrier... and from there on my love for pvp turned...
Not only did my Shuttle survived but It took down a Caitian Carrier and it's pets in one shot.....
My day was made, and now I was the one loling at my friend....
All the scimitars were tacs running rom plas/bfaw/a2b builds and a mix of elite drones and advanced drones.
The "LOL" part came in when our two scis started off by throwing out a scramble. The rest of us just sat back and watched as the scrambled drones started TRIBBLE with the sensors of their player allies, leading to a perfect storm of buffed up romplas BFAW death
House of Beautiful Orions
PUNISH THE FEDs
This could be interesting.....I forgot how scramble itself could be scrambled too.
When someone uses the new tractor beam repulsor doff to pull in my beach ball extra fast and blow up right on them.
Launching a bio neural torp at a guy is just cloaking and just watching and waiting for the explosion a minute later when he stops for a second.
1. GDF is op
While I was pugging with my SamiK'a tac toon, I got teamed up against a five man fleetmade. They selected me to be their first victim and I got hit pretty hard by them, but somehow I survived the initial onslaught with just measly 1% hull. So turned the ship around, hit GDF and all the other buffs. :cool:
With that kind of damage output it took exactly 1 volley for each target, and after about 15 to 20 seconds the whole team got send back to the spawn point. Then they warped out. Nothing I said or explained could calm them down afterwards. But I gotta admit, I lol'd the whole day.
2. Pranking people leads to lol
If you are trying to look at the PVP community as a whole, one can notice that the different time zones where people live in, in a sense works as some sort of barrier. What I mean by that is, sometimes it takes time for developments to pour over to another time zone. The language barrier also plays a role, if you don't speak english, it's less likely that you read the forums or gain english-speaking-only friends. As an example, separation by time zone and language rendered the german PVP community more isolated and a bit dettached from the grand scheme of things. Entire PVP fleets like Critz and TRH remained unknown for them.
Although I live in Germany, due to my work schedule, in the first year of playing STO I was kinda embedded in a more english speaking, international PVP environment, with very little interaction with parts of the german PVP communty.
But every now and then, I logged into STO when the vast bulk of the german community was active. And what can I say, I couldn't resist to take advantage of being somewhat anonymous and played pranks on some well established PVP'ers by introducing myself as a greenhorn who would like ask for a display of their skills
Well if you put yourself in their shoes, unexpectingly getting schooled although it should've been the other way around, often led to hilarious confusion. Some people took it sporty and it was the beginning of lasting friendships, but sometimes people reacted downward hostile. One especially angry person wanted to called me out by demanding to know with a foamy mouth who the f*ck I am, what fleet I really am, whos alt account I am.
Good times. It was so lol.
Now all the other interferers had taken my comments in stride, and some of them were around, watching the 1v1, never interfering. Not this one however, the tvaro that I just popped starts to call me out in chat saying I'm not that good. It was tricks. I relied on FBP. I pointed out he was a rom tvaro trying to alph-vape me middle of a 1v1, he had his tricks and I had mine. He said it was not a 1v1, there were others around. I tell him, the others around were not interfering. He says he was being chased by somebody and took me as a target of opportunity. In fact, he was not even cloaked. It's a weird sight to see somebody no cloaked, decloak but whatever. Well anyway, he says he is going to pull a real alpha vape on me. Ok, I wait. I can hear him buff up, he is around 3-4k to my rear right. I defensive buff. Predictably, here is the vape, but so is my RSP+FBP. He is down to 30%, tries to run. Cloak? Well, ok here is my GW3. I try finish him off with tbr+EWP, he hits RSP + HEs. Ok, in that case, why don't you try a bit of subnuclonic beam? 2 more seconds he lasts.
Then he calls me out again, saying I'm nothing but a spammer. He can spam too. I say bring it. Last I heard, he was leaving kerrat for a respec. :eek:
Elite Defense Stovokor
Hul goes to 30%. I get out of the anomaly, BoP roflrammed to death.
Waaaait a second, ramming speed actually does damage?! :eek:
I was testing for 2nd time my vaper in arena, so still a concept build, and the opposite team spotted me like their prefer target, calling me the "runner". "Ahah, they have a runner, kill him, he will be an easy kill" - they said. After 4-5 kills for them while trolling in zone chat, one by one, with patience, i killed them all, with a final result of 15-5.
No response in zone chat after the match :rolleyes:
2. Adapt to survive
Like 1-2 months ago, our premade was defeated by another one, so we decided to modify our configuration to better adapt to what we have seen that night. We were with a 2 sci, 2 tac and 1 eng setup, the decision made us change in 4 sci (1 dps) and 1 tac. Queued in arena, popped in 5s, engage and we met them again in cracked planetoid. They said in zone chat "ok, this time we'll be more kind with you AHAHAH"... Ok, we accepted the challenge chuckling a bit :P
It was a massacre, we roflstomped them with a 15-0 and the whining after the match was apocalyptic "nooo we are lagging a lot" "u f**** sci spam team" "that's not pvp"... I laughed all the day
it does it does :P
In a PvP match happened something nearly equal. Was BFAWing the heck out of my Avenger and an Oddy wouldn't die due to constant heals from everywhere. I've hit DEM3 + APA, melted its hull enough, lowered myself to 45%, ramming speed, Oddy roflrammed to death
Extreme cases...
It's not called 'tickle-thy-gently speed' for a reason.
Elite Defense Stovokor