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All Cryptic Games and Services Down - 7 May (RESOLVED!)

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  • gilliganbluegilliganblue Member Posts: 8 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Do the servers have good health insurance? Sounds like they need a little Viagra...
  • humblesheephumblesheep Member Posts: 423 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    http://sto.perfectworld.com/ says Server Status: UP - must be true.
  • tempus125140tempus125140 Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Maybe they need viagra?
  • nevawinnanevawinna Member Posts: 281 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    latinumbar wrote: »

    I think you are unto something there, STO in its current state could indeed be considered a crime.
  • vsilverwings1vsilverwings1 Member Posts: 572 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    4 times in a week, each time you say you've got it sorted and you're taking steps to rectify it.....


    I have a word for that but I'll self moderate myself [insert chosen profanity here]. This is seriously damaging Cryptic's reputation and will put customers off especially new ones believing this is the norm. Common subject flying around is this incomprehensible idea why Cryptic decided to lump everything on to 1 server.

    Neverwinter and LoR haven't even come out yet and we've got repeated outages so that tells the long term players what to expect, more outages and more of the same epic failures.

    Once I can understand, 2 okay but this shows Cryptic's on a fundamentally flawed system and it's only going to get worse. Thank goodness I'm LTS and don't have to worry about whether to subscribe or not.

    Once Cryptic compensated players with some minor fluff/trinket but it's become so commonplace now they just don't bother :P.

    Let the rage continue.....again.
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Let's begin the Cute Animals inside Computes thread
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  • deaftravis05deaftravis05 Member Posts: 4,885 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    verlaine11 wrote: »
    :eek:

    You can get pills for that these days :D

    Happy pills? I think half of the forum needs it right now
  • aracimiaaracimia Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    My net throws a massive wobbly and goes down and the servers go as well.

    Did STO kill my net or did I kill STO

    O.k, if this is my bad please not in the face
  • wargillwargill Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    How does this happen? I pay for this game... I need my head checked. I give money to a bunch of incompetent idiots. I am seriously thinking of canceling and playing pong instead!
    Give me all your latinum... Hew-mon!!
  • sunfranckssunfrancks Member Posts: 3,925 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    neoakiraii wrote: »

    But, can the cat haz cheeseburger? :P
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  • punktribblepunktribble Member Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Maybe they need viagra?

    I already said that a couple of posts back......:D
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    So let me get this straight about the servers

    1) Cryptic are a bunch of pakeld who are trying to make the server "GO"

    2) The server is powered by a hamster on his hamster wheel

    3) A new shiny on NW means outtages on STO

    4) Someone forgot to feed the hamster again now they have to draw straws to see who is going to the pet store to get another one.


    Yep no problems at all the server is "Working as intended" :D
  • smoovioussmoovious Member Posts: 264 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    So... regardless of the reason for the universe dividing by zero, it is going to be hours before it comes back up I take it... to be all orderly and stuff...

    :sighs:

    Ok... I signed up right after the 3 hour scheduled maintenance several mornings back. (would have been sooner, but the maintenance started about 20min before I started signing up, not realizing everything was down so nothing was working)

    So... I dunno how much uptime the rest of you guys are used to... but from my perspective right now, you guys running the game, are going to have to start doing better than this...

    Hoping this is an outlier...

    -- Smoov
  • jelly0jelly0 Member Posts: 560 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I think this deserves a 25% store wide discount for a couple of days :D
  • tommyatstarfleettommyatstarfleet Member Posts: 50 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Last time it had something to do with neverwinter, i wouldn't be surprised if it was a repeat.Its got the same crashing of all the games and servers as a few days back.
  • captdeathmadcaptdeathmad Member Posts: 15
    edited May 2013
    Servers Down again for maintenance! :( wonder if it will be another 4 hr jobbie
  • mushariagainmushariagain Member Posts: 304 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Have you ever lashed something to the roof of your car and though "nah, that's fine, it'll stay on 'till i get home!" then you keep watching it tensely out of the corner of your eye, nervously glancing in the mirror every few seconds thinking 'stay on, stay on, it'll stay on, right? It'll hold, it'll hold, it'll ho... Well sh*t... It fell off'?

    Oh of course you have, you're Cryptic customers, sorry I'm preaching to the choir. :D
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  • cpc2011acpc2011a Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tracert stops dead right in the middle of the cogent hops...ready get away from them yet?
  • drolkrad1drolkrad1 Member Posts: 18 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The force is strong with this crash:(:(:(:mad
  • jelly0jelly0 Member Posts: 560 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Servers Down again for maintenance! :( wonder if it will be another 4 hr jobbie

    Better not be I have not refined on all my characters yet.
  • nova2284nova2284 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Hey Cryptic, protip: FEED THE HAMSTERS! :P

    the Hamsters died 3 years ago its now a Tribble and Klingon away running in a giant wheel ;)
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  • knuhteb5knuhteb5 Member Posts: 1,831 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    divvydend wrote: »
    Thanks for taking the time to verify there is a problem.

    To all the whiners. Did you ever think it might be something that is beyond their control?

    It seems to be a persistent issue and having the server go down for 3-4 hour periods 2-3 times in 2 weeks is unacceptable. How do you think the release of LOR will fare when they can't even get their act together during non-peak times?
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  • gallowsbait1gallowsbait1 Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    divvydend wrote: »
    Thanks for taking the time to verify there is a problem.

    To all the whiners. Did you ever think it might be something that is beyond their control?

    Given that this is the 3rd or 4th major outage, all co-incidentally around the time of Neverwinter Open Beta testing and they have now had a good week or so to resolve these continuing issues, then yes, it should be under control.

    Having ALL their games tied to a single server system is UNFORGIVABLY STUPID.

    Any and every hardware administrator with even an ounce of sense will tell you not to put all your eggs in one basket and to have redundancies where possible. Given the size and scope and money involved in MMO server hardware there are no excuses at all for such slipshod amateur set ups.
  • szimszim Member Posts: 2,503 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Well well well.... Can anybody recommend a good movie?
  • drake122svkdrake122svk Member Posts: 731 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    divvydend wrote: »

    To all the whiners. Did you ever think it might be something that is beyond their control?

    It "is" their job to make sure nothing beyond their control comes up. The customers [players] should not suffer because of the imcompetence of the provider.

    Well, to be fair BranFlakes is probably the last person to hold responsible for this, him being the "community manager" and all. Though the very least he could do is arrange some form of compensation for all the downtime in the past few days.
  • warzogwarzog Member Posts: 128 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Even Cryptic's Neverwinter beta is down. So it's not just STO.
    Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES!!!
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  • kirkson2kirkson2 Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    i say we make bran flakes stay with the tribble pointing a phaser at it ..comon i dare you to stop:cool:
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  • johngazmanjohngazman Member Posts: 2,826 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    At the end of the day, these sort of teething problems are commonplace on online games. Hell, be thankful this isn't EVE - server maintainance EVERY DAY. So it's not really a big issue.

    However.

    That said, having been playing a decent SB Def at the time, I feel there is only one response to this latest outtage.
    "You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
    You're just a machine. And machines can be broken.
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  • punktribblepunktribble Member Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    szim wrote: »
    Well well well.... Can anybody recommend a good movie?

    hmmm saw Iron-Man 3 with my son this weekend.....best laugh was at the end of the credits:rolleyes:
  • messahlamessahla Member Posts: 1,160 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    warzog wrote: »
    Even Cryptic's Neverwinter beta is down. So it's not just STO.

    And here we go again everyone :rolleyes:
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