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  • punktribblepunktribble Member Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    cant someone find the intern that keeps tripping over the power cord to the main server
  • wildleeroywildleeroy Member Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Been telling ya, 56K is unreliable Cryptic!
  • pel2pel2 Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I think they do this just to get some activity on the forums!!!
  • mimey2mimey2 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    defcon1776 wrote: »
    What is the lifespan of hampsters anyway?

    2-3 years.

    Makes sense, the game is 3 years old.
    I remain empathetic to the concerns of my community, but do me a favor and lay off the god damn name calling and petty remarks. It will get you nowhere.
    I must admit, respect points to Trendy for laying down the law like that.
  • afreebyafreeby Member Posts: 110 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    The team is investigating, but will they tell us why the game went down? Or is this like the "Thank you for your patience" we get every patch time?
  • stardestroyer001stardestroyer001 Member Posts: 2,615 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    No Servers? No Problem!

    Back to Star Trek: Bridge Commander!
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  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Take the game out and Blow on it.
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  • antrysantrys Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Captain, I am NOT a merry man.
  • ivannanukeivannanuke Member Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Time for weird youtube video thread?
    PROUD TO PLAY THIS GAME MINUS TO GIVING ANY INCOME TO CRYPTIC
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,561 Community Moderator
    edited April 2013
    defcon1776 wrote: »
    What is the lifespan of hampsters anyway?

    According to Wikipedia... 3 years average.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • mushariagainmushariagain Member Posts: 304 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Ok, lets see the responses from a bunch of enraged Trek Lunatics.

    Picard and Kirk on a desert island with one Orion slave girl, some archeological ruins and a Phaser. Who Survives?

    Go:

    If Kirk is wearing gold, the Orion and Kirk, if he's wearing red, nothing, if he's wearing blue, that's Bones and you need to go to spec-savers, personally, my answer is simple, the phaser. ;)
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I'm not THAT difficult to please, I just have a very low tolerance threshold for stupid BS! - George Carlin.
  • nrhfnrhf Member Posts: 3 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    So here we go again
    quinodius wrote: »
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

    LOL epic win
  • brigadooombrigadooom Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Guys, enter this code:
    1 - 7 - 3 - 4 - 6 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 1 - 4 - 7 - 6 - Charlie - 3 - 2 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 7 - 7 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 3 - Tango - 7 - 3 - 2 - Victor - 7 - 3 - 1 - 1 - 7 - 8 - 8 - 8 - 7 - 3 - 2 - 4 - 7 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 7 - 6 - 4 - 3 - 7 - 6 - Unlock.
    ----
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • fonz71fonz71 Member Posts: 346 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    quinodius wrote: »
    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

    i'm still laughing!!!!



    oops wrong quote,,, laughing about the one where he's trying to keep up the charade so his wife don't find out hahahahaha
    Don't know why it says i'm an ARC user. i will never use that TRIBBLE Cryptic!
  • planckconstantplanckconstant Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Someone asked for a problem that could defeat Data, rather than a problem that could defeat Holmes.
  • ukcaptain420ukcaptain420 Member Posts: 345 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    WOPR got hold of the shard and decided the only way to win, is to not play.
    SCM - Infected(S) - DMG Out: 11,776,567 DPS: 114,224.70 (28.7% of Team) - Pinky@ukcaptain420
    I reserve the right to have a completely different standpoint depending on my mood.
  • mushariagainmushariagain Member Posts: 304 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    rattler2 wrote: »
    What is the lifespan of hampsters anyway?

    Uh, is this with or without the use of a blender?
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I'm not THAT difficult to please, I just have a very low tolerance threshold for stupid BS! - George Carlin.
  • punktribblepunktribble Member Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    antrys wrote: »
    Captain, I am NOT a merry man.

    you forgot "I protest" roflol
  • wildleeroywildleeroy Member Posts: 23 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    WOPR got hold of the shard and decided the only way to win, is to not play.

    Win /morethan10
  • cptjhuntercptjhunter Member Posts: 2,288 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    antrys wrote: »
    Kaaaahhhhhnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

    Whhhhaaaaatttt!!!!!:D
  • demonlion89demonlion89 Member Posts: 10 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Uh, is this with or without the use of a blender?

    Probably with :D
  • antrysantrys Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    0-0-0-Destruct-0
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Blow on the game, it worked in the 80's
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  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,561 Community Moderator
    edited April 2013
    Maybe Cryptic should try Hedgehogs or something other than Hampsters.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • mecteshmectesh Member Posts: 137 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ru55110 wrote: »
    Haven't these guys ever heard of Business Resumption Planning or Business Continuity Management or server fallover, so the backup kicks in straightaway when there's a problem????????

    Failover is sooo 20th century; need a load balanced cluster. :cool:
    Mac mini Server (mid 2011): 2GHz Intel Core i7, 8GB 1333 MHz DDR3, Intel HD Graphics 3000 512MB
    OS X El Capitan 10.11.2
  • mrlongfellowmrlongfellow Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I am assuming that folks were dancing around the server stacks to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U
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  • zigadeiczigadeic Member Posts: 113 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    on the day I decide to sub again the romulans strike the servers with their thalaron weapons
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  • pel2pel2 Member Posts: 35 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    neoakiraii wrote: »
    Take the game out and Blow on it.

    LOL i love this reminds me of back in the day!!!
  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    does anyone even know why its down yet AGAIN
  • antrysantrys Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    cptjhunter wrote: »
    Whhhhaaaaatttt!!!!!:D
    Uuuummmm! I HADN't thought it out that FAAAARRRRR! lol
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