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  • random909random909 Member Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I wonder who did it this time.... and how. Maybe it was an Iconian plot? A rift in time? Any ideas? I wish Brandon would give us more details than he does. :confused::
  • n5xtrn5xtr Member Posts: 20 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    antrys wrote: »
    Gunther looks like he's bombing something. (The server farm perhaps) Ding Ding Dong!

    HAHA, I cant beleive its not butter.
  • pollyhunter1pollyhunter1 Member Posts: 22 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Monkeys would just laugh at us holding the power cord
    NEW FEATURE WORKS AS INTENDED
    That star ship has flashy lights.... Oh Wait that's me blowing u up :D
  • cidjackcidjack Member Posts: 2,017 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I see Zone chat on ESD made it's way to the forums.
    Armada: Multiplying fleet projects in need of dilithium by 13."
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  • punktribblepunktribble Member Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    defcon1776 wrote: »
    Orion slave girl track team?

    hey now!!!!!!!!!! thats...............A GREAT IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
  • wormsignswormsigns Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    hey Daniel....... go play slender
  • lethaldose33lethaldose33 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    "You touch my tra-la-la.... My ding-ding-dong." epic fail! lmfao
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,477 Community Moderator
    edited April 2013
    Ok... I'm most likely gonna get serious flak for this but...

    Upgrade the Hampsters to Pikachus?
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    Yang Xiao Long wrote:
    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • darimunddarimund Member Posts: 318 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    cptmbateman79 wrote: »
    Maybe they should go from Hamsters to something more reliable like, monkeys

    no way, monkeys would be too valuable as replacement devs... they should get the current devs to work on the wheels, and stahl can be out in front doing his best Richard Simmons impression, and the monkeys can get to work on the game.
  • antrysantrys Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    It was the tremendous server load from all the crazy functionality they added to the new Phoenix.
  • projectfrontierprojectfrontier Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Tribble is up.
    Proposals for using in-game features to improve: (1) the "Phaser Lance" (and other underrepresented/missing "big guns"); && (2) separation systems on all ships that have them; && (3) training boffs in captain only powers by using boffs as pack-mules; OR to add functionality like: (4) "Away Teams Of Space Ships";
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • afreebyafreeby Member Posts: 110 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I'm in San Diego, we are not currently in the ocean.
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Picard such tenderness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRg2RiLKzo
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  • sniper1187sniper1187 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    ignishaut wrote: »
    ok, so for you guys at Cryptic that forgot, the sequence is:

    Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start

    Contra......I think lol
    "Nuke the entire site from orbit--it's the only way to be sure"
  • jhawkonespnjhawkonespn Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Some intern is walking around Crypiic Headquarters right now holding a power cord singing this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • warmonger360warmonger360 Member Posts: 524 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    well ,I see they havn't fed the tribbles tonight
    WE SURVIVE!

    aut vincere aut mori pro imperio
    either to conquer or to die for the Empire
  • chronoss2012chronoss2012 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    OK lets try this again....
  • mr8owersmr8owers Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Is it just me, or is this game down a lot? This didn't seem to happen until I bought the subscription. Is it all my fault?
    " ^ "Has Boldly Gone..."
  • selraxxxselraxxx Member Posts: 89 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    sharyssa wrote: »
    Thats one of the new features...AUTO-LOG OFF, it saves you the trouble of doing it yourself! :D

    They didn't wait till May to bring out that feature...
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • punktribblepunktribble Member Posts: 142 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I must say im sorry to everyone.......I thought I had targeted a troop of Borg.........it was the hamsters:D
  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    midgets all the way
  • afreebyafreeby Member Posts: 110 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Hopefully this "Scheduled Maintenance" will shake up the doff chains, I've been waiting a week to progress in Betreka.
  • xapocalypseponyxxapocalypseponyx Member Posts: 577 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    OK, the power drain from BFaW has officially gotten out of hand...
  • antrysantrys Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    neoakiraii wrote: »
    Picard such tenderness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRg2RiLKzo

    Tears. You're giving me a heart attack! So darn funny!
  • random909random909 Member Posts: 45 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    I bet I know what they are doing in the office.http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1mvN6lU0oU
  • mushariagainmushariagain Member Posts: 304 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    cptmbateman79 wrote: »
    Maybe they should go from Hamsters to something more reliable like, monkeys

    Now wait a second, you can't have Cryptic employees running in a... Oh you mean actual monkeys... my bad. :P
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

    I'm not THAT difficult to please, I just have a very low tolerance threshold for stupid BS! - George Carlin.
  • jamesbrycejamesbryce Member Posts: 69 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Forget hampsters, midgets, pikachus, and the rest.....the best animal to use to power the servers are lemmings. Just put a picture of a cliff in front of them and feed them and the servers will run forever
  • cptmbateman79cptmbateman79 Member Posts: 59 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    Monkeys, ferrets, midgets.... Hell one of these is better then Hamsters.

    I will not vote midgets they can not reach everything:eek:
  • oneofnine1oneofnine1 Member Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    get on tribble and Q up for Crystalline catastrophe
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited April 2013
    We're sorry we ran out of Lockbox money...please buy more to Continue
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