...Is about to open his seventh of Pabst Blue Ribbon for the hour. Don't you think you've really had enough?
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
... Will tell us all who really shot Abraham Lincoln.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
And it weren't no "Seattle mist" neither. Imagine all of Superstorm Sandy on three city blocks. Thanks Q. I'd always wondered if a float, well, could.
...Will get nothing and like it.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Now with 47% more tribble than the next leading brand!
...is hereby sentenced to be hanged by the neck until dead.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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...Is about to open his seventh of Pabst Blue Ribbon for the hour. Don't you think you've really had enough?
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Is about to join the mustache hall of legend.
...is presently incarcerated for public indecency involving a small tractor and bath salts.
I Support Disco | Disco is Love | Disco is Life
...was a mascot for the Klingon Psychological Warfare Division.
Will cause a temporal loop involving twelve star systems
Is about to take up philosophy as a hobby.
...is secretly enriching uranium in his basement.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Is the perpetrator of the ongoing war between Tumblr and 4chan.
Can see the future that the Kwisatz Haderach can't see
Shall have a new type of mollusk named after him.
Will sing me a song
Myyyyyy turtle swims siiiiiiiiideways, youuuuuur turtle is dead.
Has to feed The 1st, a very grumpy cat in the Ferasan Shadow Force.
Will star on federation "COPS", pursuing Khan in his stolen Miranda.
The person below me is not!
... Will tell us all who really shot Abraham Lincoln.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Will walk into a Borg cube, say hello, and get promptly assimilated.
The person below me knows how much a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Will go save Centersolace from the Borg cube while I fly away in a stolen Miranda.
At the precise wrong moment, will find out he's The Hulk
Has the death sentance on twelve systems.
Had their parade ruined because Q literally came and rained on it.
...Will get nothing and like it.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Serves tribble pot pies at quarks.
...is hereby sentenced to be hanged by the neck until dead.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
X_X
Please dispose of body in Bajoran Fire caves...no particular reason.
Wakes up to realize their best friend is missing, they were supposed to be back from their visit to the Bajoran Fire Caves by now.
Person below me has no comment as he was the person whom the funeral I tended was for...
ENDS POST!!!!!!!!
Person below screams in agony... and tries to revive the person above...
WIll perform several self tests to find out if they are, in fact, breathing