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  • radiar3radiar3 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Okay how about hot chicks im in need for a cool fleet but i need hot cicks too do u have sexytime hot chicks in it?
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  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    We're a BYOHC fleet.
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  • husnock1husnock1 Member Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    radiar3 wrote: »
    Okay how about hot chicks im in need for a cool fleet but i need hot cicks too do u have sexytime hot chicks in it?

    You wouldn't happen to be "TWO WIELDE AND CRAAAZY GUYZ!!!" would you?
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  • destroshadedestroshade Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    We're a BYOHC fleet.

    Well despite this disappointing trait, you guys seem like a good mix of funny and cranky.
  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    i guess that Cranky + Funny = Franky or Crunny

    Sounds about right. We have a really good mix of folks. Very much like the local Pub/Cantina. Everyone does what they want, but we all hang out and enjoy the heck out of watching the Cowboys lose.
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  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Well despite this disappointing trait, you guys seem like a good mix of funny and cranky.

    We had a hot chick exchange program at one point, but that just ended up being more trouble than it was worth. We were popular for a time, sure, but there wasn't enough of an influx of hot chicks to account for the demand, and unsavory accusations started flying, and then RICO investigations, ultimately culminating in the September 26, 2012 dig for Jimmy Hoffa's remains. Of course nothing was found, but we'd rather just avoid those entanglements in the future.
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  • husnock1husnock1 Member Posts: 90 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    We had a hot chick exchange program at one point, but that just ended up being more trouble than it was worth. We were popular for a time, sure, but there wasn't enough of an influx of hot chicks to account for the demand, and unsavory accusations started flying, and then RICO investigations, ultimately culminating in the September 26, 2012 dig for Jimmy Hoffa's remains. Of course nothing was found, but we'd rather just avoid those entanglements in the future.

    Understandable, but does this policy apply to SEXYTIME hot chicks as well? I think that's what radiar3 was getting at.

    :D
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  • grravergrraver Member Posts: 152 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    I haven't been around much, but lets see if i have everything needed to be a Uey. Nopants, blurple colorschemed clothes, a phaser set to sexy, a picture of zapp brannigan taken when he mentions to have made it with a woman and needs Kif to inform the crew that he did in fact made it with a woman, living in a community where more people think the same way about having blurple colourschemes, I can go on offcourse.

    Come and check us out!
  • destroshadedestroshade Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    We had a hot chick exchange program at one point, but that just ended up being more trouble than it was worth. We were popular for a time, sure, but there wasn't enough of an influx of hot chicks to account for the demand, and unsavory accusations started flying, and then RICO investigations, ultimately culminating in the September 26, 2012 dig for Jimmy Hoffa's remains. Of course nothing was found, but we'd rather just avoid those entanglements in the future.

    Ok yeah you guys share my quirky sense of humor. Hope to see you in game!

    Sound like a bunch of misfits.
  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Sexytime hot chicks are covered under Paragraph 2, Subsection 1A of the BYOHC Clause, effectively ruling that sexytime hot chicks fall under a ruling of "finders, keepers." By extension, those found during the course of membership would immediately fall under the main provisions of BYOHC.

    Note that BYOHC Clause only governs the rights and responsibilities of and related to those hot chicks on the periphery of Unrepentant actions and interests (e.g., significant others, temporary partnerships/alliances, and so forth). This Clause only establishes code of conduct as related to Unrepentant membership as a whole and guest hot chicks in question; interactions between specific members and their hot chick guests are deemed a private matter. Of course hot chick guests are free to establish interactions with other members as part of social networking, but these relationships are still deemed private matters - the intent of the BYOHC Clause is simply meant to specify that hot chicks are in no way to be considered "group property" or, for that matter, property of any sort.

    Relatedly, if conflict occurs as part of hot chick social networking involving Unrepentant membership, interested parties can and will be directed to the Main Charter for conflict resolution guidelines. If at all possible, we try to avoid leadership-driven anti-drama interdictions.

    As an additional note, Paragraph 3, Section 7 details independent Unrepentant-aligned hot chicks, effectively stating that in the event of a hot chick joining the ranks of Unrepentant, the hot chick in question in essence brings herself, affording both the protected status of hot chick as well as full rights and responsibilities of Unrepentant member.
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  • destroshadedestroshade Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Wow, you sir have a lot of time on your hands. I respect that.

    On a side note, interesting clause, I would like to take a closer look at this document before I commit myself to anything too.... permanent; Lord knows if I mess up on an STF at some point... (game is buggy what can I say) there could be some clause somewhere that gives you the right to gain possession of one or more of my kidneys... and I need those things.... they help regulate the blood in my beer stream alongside my stricken liver.
  • areikou#8990 areikou Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Oh good lord no, we'd never take a kidney. If we took one of those, how would you actually be able to consume the massive amounts of beer that is required to be a Uey in the first place? No no, we'll just take one of them there spleens. It's not important to the requirements of drinking previously said beer and still satisfies our wanton need to ripping peoples' insides out when they mess things up.
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  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Daiou is correct, we have a strict no-harvest ruling on kidneys and livers. Coincidentally, this has been in effect since the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa.
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  • areikou#8990 areikou Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    I'm Reikou btw Obi.

    Heh yea, that was a rather messy affair with Hoffa's kidn.....err wait, forget I said anything.
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    [Unrepentant] Lapo@overlapo: the problem with space STF
    is that you can't properly teabag your defeated opponent

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  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    To any potential applicants, please note that no conclusive evidence demonstrating a relationship of any kind between Unrepentant and Jimmy Hoffa has ever been provided as a result of any sort of investigation.

    Thank you.
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  • destroshadedestroshade Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Ok, well, that's definitely a relief. Would hate to be guilty by associa.... hey wait a minute....!
  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Wow, you sir have a lot of time on your hands. I respect that.

    On a side note, interesting clause, I would like to take a closer look at this document before I commit myself to anything too.... permanent; Lord knows if I mess up on an STF at some point... (game is buggy what can I say) there could be some clause somewhere that gives you the right to gain possession of one or more of my kidneys... and I need those things.... they help regulate the blood in my beer stream alongside my stricken liver.

    Messing up an STF is a right of passage. We all did it/do it now and then. No worries.

    Kidneys? Never, too messy. Pinkies on the other hand..........
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  • wisty5000wisty5000 Member Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Messing up an STF is a right of passage. We all did it/do it now and then. No worries.

    Kidneys? Never, too messy. Pinkies on the other hand..........

    Messing up in an STF is almost a requirement of entry. As is playing drunk. In shooter mode, this makes the game so much more... challenging.

    I may be able to help you with that liver...
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  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Well, now we know why you're so bad at STFs...
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  • wisty5000wisty5000 Member Posts: 21 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Why do you think I'm still at the grand total of 1 Borg chip? Not enough alcohol.
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  • lordcorrinolordcorrino Member Posts: 163 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    It's too bad that crashing your ship doesn't involve realistic mechanics. It could make our drunk STF runs soooo much more entertaining.
  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Maybe the capstone ability once they up the levels and develop the rank of Fleet Admiral will be The Troi Maneuver.
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  • lordcorrinolordcorrino Member Posts: 163 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Maybe the capstone ability once they up the levels and develop the rank of Fleet Admiral will be The Troi Maneuver.

    In fairness, she was just trying to parallel park.

    ;)
  • areikou#8990 areikou Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
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    [Unrepentant] Lapo@overlapo: the problem with space STF
    is that you can't properly teabag your defeated opponent

    Unrepentant: Home of the Rainbow Warrior and the Rainbow Brigade.
  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Ramming speed. I really need to use that more often.
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  • areikou#8990 areikou Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    That's what she said.
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    [Unrepentant] Lapo@overlapo: the problem with space STF
    is that you can't properly teabag your defeated opponent

    Unrepentant: Home of the Rainbow Warrior and the Rainbow Brigade.
  • pvnrtpvnrt Member Posts: 2 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    *kick*

    No, nothing clever to say. I'm at work, and therefore, sadly, sober.
  • cptdmil421cptdmil421 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    I don't care for Rum, but I will say this:

    Why is the Wiskey always gone?!?!?
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  • areikou#8990 areikou Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Because Obi thinks it's his own personal crusade to remove the world of Whiskey, by drinking every single bottle in existence.
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    [Unrepentant] Lapo@overlapo: the problem with space STF
    is that you can't properly teabag your defeated opponent

    Unrepentant: Home of the Rainbow Warrior and the Rainbow Brigade.
  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited November 2012
    Because Tennessee Whiskey is > than Kentucky Bourbon
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