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  • grravergrraver Member Posts: 152 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    robopeen wrote: »
    Just applied on the website. This fleet seriously seems legit. I want in!

    Oh very nice. Did you enjoy your visit to our bar and readyroom allready?
  • iamstoneyiamstoney Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Nerd rage, the most OP weapon in the game.

    If I could paint my Excelsior in red rust and park it as ESD, it would be epic.

    Gawd - I would so do this. better....little rust flakes that extend out into your impulse trail, or little nanites that go rust other ships when you pass by.

    Some blue exhaust......even better.....
  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    robopeen wrote: »
    Just applied on the website. This fleet seriously seems legit. I want in!

    Legit?

    We are 2 Legit, 2 Legit to Quit!
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  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    iamstoney wrote: »
    Gawd - I would so do this. better....little rust flakes that extend out into your impulse trail, or little nanites that go rust other ships when you pass by.

    Some blue exhaust......even better.....

    So are you really Stoney?
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  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    PWE may knock us down, but we'll get up again. Unless someone else is willing to bring us a beer. Then we'll make ourselves comfortable. Anyway, on with the recruitment pitch...

    Three things you should know about the Unrepentant Fleet in Star Trek Online:

    1. We believe in a 6-pack in every replicator, a phaser on every bow, and an Orion Love Slave* in every Captain's Quarters. Join us, and together we will make it so.

    2. We want you to play what you want, when you want it. Our guild is about having a good time in good company, not following crazy rules or mandatory play times.

    3. Kirk? Picard? Hah - we know the best starship captain is Zapp Brannigan.

    Here's the deal. Unrepentant is a casual guild out to have some fun times flying in space and blowing stuff up. We're a bunch of overgrown kids who think the people you play with are more important than the games you play. We have families, jobs, life obligations; we log on at night to chill with cool folks** just like us. If you're someone just like us, we want you in the fleet.

    But wait! There's more! Not only do you get a fleet full of cool cats when you join The U, you get a whole gaming community! Unrepentant is an adult gaming community with active guilds in SWTOR, Eve Online, DDO, and Champions Online in addition to STO. We're setting up for Guild Wars 2. We have folks keeping an eye on Mechwarrior Online. Want to get your block on in Minecraft? Got folks there, too. Basically, if you play it, chances are we're playing it too.

    Sound good? Alright. Here's what we need from you:

    1. You have to be 18+. Our average guild member is around 30; our members range from 20s to 60s.
    2. Sobriety is optional, but pants are not allowed.
    3. You need to click this sentence.

    That's it! Looking forward to flying the friendly Federation skies with you soon, Captain.




    *Male or female. We're equal opportunity perverts.
    ** Speaking of cool folks: you know the guy that won the contest and named a ship class the Dervish, which set off a firestorm of Trekkierage on these forums that even spilled onto Youtube? He's in our guild.

    Sticking this bad boy over here so you don't have to go back to the first page. I know, I am so good to ya'll.
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  • philskiphilski Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Just to say a big thank you to Unrepentant. I was just a geeky old gamer, then I joined Unrepentant. Immediately my manhood grew by several inches, I won an Olympic gold medal and I became irresistable to women. I am now dating a top supermodel. Thanks again!

    NB: It is possible that some of the above is not 100% true...
  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    So you're dating a bottom supermodel? A butt model? Hmm... that doesn't sound too bad, actually.
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  • fastback64fastback64 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Hell I'd even take a hand model...:D
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  • robopeenrobopeen Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Legit?

    We are 2 Legit, 2 Legit to Quit!

    It's true. I WISH I KNEW HOW TO QUIT YOU!

    Actually no, it's super sexy here. I never want to leave.
  • phantomeightphantomeight Member Posts: 567 Bug Hunter
    edited September 2012
    I must have missed the manhood growing part... was that a special fleet project?
    join Date: Sep 2009 - I want my changeling lava lamp!
  • fastback64fastback64 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Join us at Club Sexytime....now with a Bartender (that only took a month)
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  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    It should only take about 4 months for KDF then, heh.

    Yay bartender!
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  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Yes, and big thanks to all those who gave up some f the private booze stash to bring in the bartender.
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  • lordcorrinolordcorrino Member Posts: 163 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    It should only take about 4 months for KDF then, heh.

    Yay bartender!

    We need a new KDF doff mission: "Knock over Tellarite and take his booze." Seriously, we're supposed to be the bad guys here. We should be able to do bad guy stuff.
  • profloopholeprofloophole Member Posts: 9 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    We need a new KDF doff mission: "Knock over Tellarite and take his booze." Seriously, we're supposed to be the bad guys here. We should be able to do bad guy stuff.

    Only problem with that is the whole "Honor" thing tends to get in the way... "There is no honor in harassing the weak. Now, go bring me some contraband so we can Frame the House of Duras some more." ...or something like that :P
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  • raincrow1straincrow1st Member Posts: 1 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Only problem with that is the whole "Honor" thing tends to get in the way... "There is no honor in harassing the weak. Now, go bring me some contraband so we can Frame the House of Duras some more." ...or something like that :P

    Nice! Frame Duras and offer to "Lose" the evidence, for a case of whatever we need Romulan ale or saurian brandy, Bloodwine, or silly wizzy... what ever it takes. Redskirt Kyrlea likes the espionage missions. When RL is not in the way like it has been.

    Hi folks, I'm not dead, yet! :P
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  • lordcorrinolordcorrino Member Posts: 163 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Only problem with that is the whole "Honor" thing tends to get in the way... "There is no honor in harassing the weak. Now, go bring me some contraband so we can Frame the House of Duras some more." ...or something like that :P

    Wait. So you're saying what I want would be non-canon and kill someone's immersion? Now I want it more.

    :D
  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Booze - even in a MMO we still need it and talk about getting in.
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  • grravergrraver Member Posts: 152 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Hey hey happy to see us talking about bartenders lol
  • phantomeightphantomeight Member Posts: 567 Bug Hunter
    edited September 2012
    Imma have to check out that bartender... I wan't some of my Romulan Ale back...
    join Date: Sep 2009 - I want my changeling lava lamp!
  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    New lock boxes. More fun things to play with. More reasons to spend Lobi crystals.
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  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited September 2012
    Lobis should be bound to account, dangit. Also, there are fun things to play with in my pants, too! At least there would be if I were wearing any.

    Join the U! Where complaining and innuendo go hand in hand!
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  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Obi - you trying to say something using these words: bound, pants, in, dangit, hand, fun, U!
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  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Dangit, stop getting your hand bound in my pants, it isn't fun for the rest of the U!
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  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    I stepped into that one. It was hot steamy with a bit of corn. I will have to become less careful in the future.
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  • grravergrraver Member Posts: 152 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    I stepped into that one. It was hot steamy with a bit of corn. I will have to become less careful in the future.

    eww corn! And youre right. Why be carefull in the 1st place:eek:
  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    Does anyone use either of the Lobi store 3 pcs sets? Seem might high priced ATM.

    I like that there are more and more sets. Everyone running Borg or Ageis was getting boring. Adds a lot more custom feel to the ships.

    Still loving my D'Kora so I haven't popped on any of the time ships or space spider ones.
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  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    ahh a rainy weekend. Sweet.
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  • obiwanjabroniobiwanjabroni Member Posts: 146 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    I like the new sets, but the Lobi store ones are pretty damned expensive. I wish you could put them on the Exchange.

    I finally got around to hopping in my D'Kora. It's pretty nifty. I have a weird pseudo-drain build with it, but its pretty cool. It was built mostly for fleet queues, but those aren't as popular as they used to be considering you can get 50 Fleet Marks from the Foundry daily.
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  • darthlonestarrdarthlonestarr Member Posts: 161 Arc User
    edited October 2012
    I really like the 1000 day reward that came out today. A free ship for the old timers that have been with STO this long. And its actually a ship I would put my D'Kora away to fly.
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