OK, so for you new recruits who wonder if we find you worthy, need to find your way to the Unrepentant gaming site, check it out and if you dare, APPLY!
There will be a ritual hazing, involving dirty gear oil, shaved tribbles.. ah, oops, sorry wrong cue card... :eek:
There will be tea and crumpets served, just follow Wisty's orders and it will all be fine.
The recontruction of the stories known as
Tales from the Turgid Tadpole
are being posted in the Troll tavern for your amusement. Since they are no longer on this site and may be in violation of prissy policies anyway.:P
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]LOVE MANKIND Hahahahahahaha
Really Joined in MAY 2010
Trimen Ranger
Admiral Federation Tactical Corps
>Star Fleet Elite Force< Click if you are ready to boldy go where no one has gone before. Seek not the final frontier if you fear the unknown. -Admiral Trimen Ranger
Hope all of my fellow countrymen and women awake tommow with their health intact after blowing up chinese made products.:eek: Sunburns, hangovers and "Oh gawd I have to work?" will also be likely.:P
I am spending this 4th tending to my own Founding Father n the Hospital, but that is what makes our fleet extraordinary. Real life happens, and I have freinds around the world that know I'll be back to blow off some steam and likely my own ship, when I have time to seek this release.:)
Unrepentant, one part responsibility and one part irresponsibility. The trick is keeping that in balance and knowing when each is appropriate.
Enjoy your freedom folks!:cool:
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]LOVE MANKIND Hahahahahahaha
Really Joined in MAY 2010
I picked my avatar because I can not pick a meem that cries TEWK. One of these days I will get around to it.
Gravver you owe me for beer and dry cleaning. I had to pay the cleaning service extra just to enter my ready room with full hazmat suits. Thanks.
Now where is the next new recruit, I claim dibs
Along the lines of being big an awesome....the fleet that is. Do any of the other large fleets management ever talk to ours? Or are we like the ugly step child of the game? Is there like a list of the top ten largest fleets in the game? You think we on it? I knew I was kinda of a big deal around here, didn't know the entire fleet was too :-D
More like the drunken uncle of the game, I'd wager.
I don't even know if we'd make it to a Top 10 largest list. I kinda doubt it. I'm not really bothered by it though since I'd rather know my fleetmates and not just be in a group of random folks picked up near the stop sign outside of ESD.
Yeah, I think Obi has it right. (don't tell him I said that.)
We are the uncle you love, but secretly hope does not actually accept the wedding invitation.:rolleyes:
While we may not be the largest fleet, we almost always have someone on, able to divert to your sector and help. We used to have one of the most active threads here and certainly among the most read. Come hang with that lovable Uncle....
"No Uncle Jerry, that's the kids punch bowl!"
"Don't worry they'll nap better and we'll have a better shot at the single moms here."
"Uh, Jerry you know it's a family occasion right?"
"I must be at least once or twice removed from some of them, come on loosen up."
(Handing the Rum flask to you goes here, as he saunters to some barely legal girls talking.)
"Hullo ladies, who belongs to that sick looking Corvette outside? (Giggling here) No? To bad, I wanted to race it with my 4 seat Ferrari. (Eyesbrows raied and more giggling plus the once over goes here.) Wanna go for a ride with my nephew over there?"
(Slapping your forehead goes here, as you know he has no Ferrari.);)
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]LOVE MANKIND Hahahahahahaha
Really Joined in MAY 2010
Sometimes I'm surprised the overlords haven't shut us down...
It wouldn't be the first time, but We are too amusing... besides I could always ressurect the Pirate radio!:P.... hmmm wonder if it still there in the background of the reset>
As you and Uncle Jerry walk to the parking lot with the 4 giggling college freshman, from your sister's wedding, Jerry starts to look around in wonder and suprise.... You know the next line of Bovine TRIBBLE is about to spew...:rolleyes:
"HEY! Where the heck is my Ferrari? Who put this land yacht convertible where I left it?"
The ladies stop giggling and wonder what's up, looking around..
"OH! That 's right, Raoul had a hot date tonite and asked to borrow it and I said ok since I was ging to a boring wedding and to pick it up here. Well it WAS boring till we met you ladies! let me find the keys."
You saw him slyly pull his keys from his pocket and watch in amazement as the women buy or forgive his act as he reaches under the left rear fender and 'finds' the keys.
"OK good news and good news. We have a ride, and we don't have to leave two of you here. Unless of course you want to stay...I was heading to the private beach Rave where Dongle and his psycho monkees are going to play."
All 4 coeds squeal with delight, and start to move towrds the topless land yacht. Jerry looks at you grinning nodding his head to the back seat.. you weren't sure... and then..
"JERRY, where are you? No kids put that down... someone ... uh spit in the punch bowl."
"EEEWWWwwww"
"JERRY!?"
"Sounds like my sis is a bit wound up... so we going to the beach or you want to hang about and answer your mom's questions?"
1. if you you would hop in the middle of the back seat, you may want to apply to the Unrepentant.:D
2. If you stay to talk with your Mom, the car has left, and you probably did not read this far anyway.:(
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]LOVE MANKIND Hahahahahahaha
Really Joined in MAY 2010
Interested. I was a day one lifetime subscriber. Didn't like the game and played very sparingly. Trying to give it another run though. Might be nice to team up with some folks from time to time. I do like beer. mmm space beer.
Comments
I am the great and powerful Tewk, not some lowly ensign.
If your awesome, join the U!
Go forth with pride, Foot Rest Tewk.
I am Tewk of Borg and I will assimilate your foot.
If a new recruit screams in my ready room, but no one was around to hear it, did they make a sound?
Join the U, I promise we do not bite....to hard.
No wonder your beers keep going missing.
I'm guessing you're responsible for the stains, too...
So why did everyone pick the Avatar that they did?
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Why did I pick this avatar... well, fashion. The Terran Empire has the best style. I also dig the symbol. And I'm a dictator at heart.
I picked this avatar because I can't find my old Spock one and I thought this was funny.
There will be a ritual hazing, involving dirty gear oil, shaved tribbles.. ah, oops, sorry wrong cue card... :eek:
There will be tea and crumpets served, just follow Wisty's orders and it will all be fine.
The recontruction of the stories known as
Tales from the Turgid Tadpole
are being posted in the Troll tavern for your amusement. Since they are no longer on this site and may be in violation of prissy policies anyway.:P
Really Joined in MAY 2010
Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
Support Flagship PVP and Target Marking
Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
Support Flagship PVP and Target Marking
Admiral Federation Tactical Corps
>Star Fleet Elite Force< Click if you are ready to boldy go where no one has gone before.
Seek not the final frontier if you fear the unknown. -Admiral Trimen Ranger
Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
Support Flagship PVP and Target Marking
I am spending this 4th tending to my own Founding Father n the Hospital, but that is what makes our fleet extraordinary. Real life happens, and I have freinds around the world that know I'll be back to blow off some steam and likely my own ship, when I have time to seek this release.:)
Unrepentant, one part responsibility and one part irresponsibility. The trick is keeping that in balance and knowing when each is appropriate.
Enjoy your freedom folks!:cool:
Really Joined in MAY 2010
Gravver you owe me for beer and dry cleaning. I had to pay the cleaning service extra just to enter my ready room with full hazmat suits. Thanks.
Now where is the next new recruit, I claim dibs
Along the lines of being big an awesome....the fleet that is. Do any of the other large fleets management ever talk to ours? Or are we like the ugly step child of the game? Is there like a list of the top ten largest fleets in the game? You think we on it? I knew I was kinda of a big deal around here, didn't know the entire fleet was too :-D
I don't even know if we'd make it to a Top 10 largest list. I kinda doubt it. I'm not really bothered by it though since I'd rather know my fleetmates and not just be in a group of random folks picked up near the stop sign outside of ESD.
We are the uncle you love, but secretly hope does not actually accept the wedding invitation.:rolleyes:
While we may not be the largest fleet, we almost always have someone on, able to divert to your sector and help. We used to have one of the most active threads here and certainly among the most read. Come hang with that lovable Uncle....
"No Uncle Jerry, that's the kids punch bowl!"
"Don't worry they'll nap better and we'll have a better shot at the single moms here."
"Uh, Jerry you know it's a family occasion right?"
"I must be at least once or twice removed from some of them, come on loosen up."
(Handing the Rum flask to you goes here, as he saunters to some barely legal girls talking.)
"Hullo ladies, who belongs to that sick looking Corvette outside? (Giggling here) No? To bad, I wanted to race it with my 4 seat Ferrari. (Eyesbrows raied and more giggling plus the once over goes here.) Wanna go for a ride with my nephew over there?"
(Slapping your forehead goes here, as you know he has no Ferrari.);)
Really Joined in MAY 2010
Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
Support Flagship PVP and Target Marking
It wouldn't be the first time, but We are too amusing... besides I could always ressurect the Pirate radio!:P.... hmmm wonder if it still there in the background of the reset>
As you and Uncle Jerry walk to the parking lot with the 4 giggling college freshman, from your sister's wedding, Jerry starts to look around in wonder and suprise.... You know the next line of Bovine TRIBBLE is about to spew...:rolleyes:
"HEY! Where the heck is my Ferrari? Who put this land yacht convertible where I left it?"
The ladies stop giggling and wonder what's up, looking around..
"OH! That 's right, Raoul had a hot date tonite and asked to borrow it and I said ok since I was ging to a boring wedding and to pick it up here. Well it WAS boring till we met you ladies! let me find the keys."
You saw him slyly pull his keys from his pocket and watch in amazement as the women buy or forgive his act as he reaches under the left rear fender and 'finds' the keys.
"OK good news and good news. We have a ride, and we don't have to leave two of you here. Unless of course you want to stay...I was heading to the private beach Rave where Dongle and his psycho monkees are going to play."
All 4 coeds squeal with delight, and start to move towrds the topless land yacht. Jerry looks at you grinning nodding his head to the back seat.. you weren't sure... and then..
"JERRY, where are you? No kids put that down... someone ... uh spit in the punch bowl."
"EEEWWWwwww"
"JERRY!?"
"Sounds like my sis is a bit wound up... so we going to the beach or you want to hang about and answer your mom's questions?"
1. if you you would hop in the middle of the back seat, you may want to apply to the Unrepentant.:D
2. If you stay to talk with your Mom, the car has left, and you probably did not read this far anyway.:(
Really Joined in MAY 2010
Giggity.
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Support Flagship PVP and Target Marking
Sorry, some of are born with that affliction!
Hope you were able to meet up with folks in game last night. HAVE YOU PUT YOUR APP IN YET? TOO LAZY TO LOOK FIRST, GET OVER IT. LOL
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Smell ya later!
Really Joined in MAY 2010