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obiwanjabroni
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PWE may knock us down, but we'll get up again. Unless someone else is willing to bring us a beer. Then we'll make ourselves comfortable. Anyway, on with the recruitment pitch...
Three things you should know about the Unrepentant Fleet in Star Trek Online:
1. We believe in a 6-pack in every replicator, a phaser on every bow, and an Orion Love Slave* in every Captain's Quarters. Join us, and together we will make it so.
2. We want you to play what you want, when you want it. Our guild is about having a good time in good company, not following crazy rules or mandatory play times.
3. Kirk? Picard? Hah - we know the best starship captain is Zapp Brannigan.
Here's the deal. Unrepentant is a casual guild out to have some fun times flying in space and blowing stuff up. We're a bunch of overgrown kids who think the people you play with are more important than the games you play. We have families, jobs, life obligations; we log on at night to chill with cool folks just like us. If you're someone just like us, we want you in the fleet.
But wait! There's more! Not only do you get a fleet full of cool cats when you join The U, you get a whole gaming community! Unrepentant is an adult gaming community with active guilds in GW2, FFXIV, WildStar, SWTOR, DDO, and NWN in addition to STO. We're gearing up for Star Citizen. We also have folks active in other games like Marvel Heroes, Mechwarrior Online, and ESO. Want to get your block on in Minecraft? Got folks there, too. Basically, if you play it, chances are we're playing it too.
Sound good? Alright. Here's what we need from you:
1. You have to be 18+. Our average guild member is around 30; our members range from 20s to 60s.
2. Sobriety is optional, but pants are not allowed.
3. You need to click this sentence.
That's it! Looking forward to flying the friendly Federation skies with you soon, Captain.
*Male or female. We're equal opportunity perverts.
Three things you should know about the Unrepentant Fleet in Star Trek Online:
1. We believe in a 6-pack in every replicator, a phaser on every bow, and an Orion Love Slave* in every Captain's Quarters. Join us, and together we will make it so.
2. We want you to play what you want, when you want it. Our guild is about having a good time in good company, not following crazy rules or mandatory play times.
3. Kirk? Picard? Hah - we know the best starship captain is Zapp Brannigan.
Here's the deal. Unrepentant is a casual guild out to have some fun times flying in space and blowing stuff up. We're a bunch of overgrown kids who think the people you play with are more important than the games you play. We have families, jobs, life obligations; we log on at night to chill with cool folks just like us. If you're someone just like us, we want you in the fleet.
But wait! There's more! Not only do you get a fleet full of cool cats when you join The U, you get a whole gaming community! Unrepentant is an adult gaming community with active guilds in GW2, FFXIV, WildStar, SWTOR, DDO, and NWN in addition to STO. We're gearing up for Star Citizen. We also have folks active in other games like Marvel Heroes, Mechwarrior Online, and ESO. Want to get your block on in Minecraft? Got folks there, too. Basically, if you play it, chances are we're playing it too.
Sound good? Alright. Here's what we need from you:
1. You have to be 18+. Our average guild member is around 30; our members range from 20s to 60s.
2. Sobriety is optional, but pants are not allowed.
3. You need to click this sentence.
That's it! Looking forward to flying the friendly Federation skies with you soon, Captain.
*Male or female. We're equal opportunity perverts.
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sooo...when the GAMEGETSBROKENYETAGAINBECAUSETHEY DONT CARE ABOUT*insert whatever your gripe is here* you can always check out some of our other offerings
Federation 12th Cavalry
Deep Space 19/USS Montana
And RIP - CARLOSSPICEYWIENER - I will miss you.
Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
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Federation 12th Cavalry
Deep Space 19/USS Montana
Seriously, it makes as much sense as the other conspiracy theories floating around on these boards.
Join the U!
We have:
-Cool people!
-SPICEY WEINERS!
-A relative lack of conspiracy theories!
-Forums where you can customize your own avatar and signature!
-Beer!
-Pie!
New things make my head hurt. New Forum name, no sexy ship in my sig, new Fleet post, New U website, using Firefox over IE.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh
Spent about an hour trying to link my account to come up with a nifty new forum name. Nothing like a Star Wars/Space Balls reference to ease the pain.
Soon it will be the weekend and there will be time for setting my Phasers to Sexytime once again.
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That gun toting pirate later became known as PWE!
THEE END
RC, fix this. I dont have your knack for long winded bull**** stories lol.
Federation 12th Cavalry
Deep Space 19/USS Montana
We all miss your SPICEYWEINER, though. At least you can still handle your WEINER ingame... I mean, at least your ingame handle is the same.
For those of you who never got to see the link, it was HILARIOUS.
"What the heck happened to my passcodes, I was trying to contact the fleet." Hottie was rc's very first officer he recruited durng the Azura disaster. When stressed he relied on her, even tho Spike is the XO, and Spike understands.
"Sir there has been an... upgrade." she hesitated saying the word. She might as well have been Zaphod Beeblebrox shouting Belgium.
"Why can't those infernal engineers leave well enough alone... sorry Fannie, but who authorized this?"
"The Federation and the Klingon defense league. It was Mandated a few days ago, we just got the message due to the Nebula's interferance while we were studying it." Fannie kept her temper under control, she'd have words with him later.
"Spike, help me sort this out. Why am I not able to use my old access id...?"
"You may have accidently duplicated it sir. Let's have a look." She sauntered over to the Big chair and leaned over to recheck the settings. Rc's irritability was mounting.
"Palmer! Aren't you supposed to be driving this thing? Eyes forward and both hands on the console, mister.":rolleyes:
The crew was in for a rough day.:mad:
Really Joined in MAY 2010
The entire leadership of this fleet is a bunch of knuckle-dragging buffoons.
I count myself proudly in that number.
As you were.
Kinky... goddddddd
This post has been edited to remove content which violates the Perfect World Entertainment Community Rules and Policies. ~kalecto
Federation 12th Cavalry
Deep Space 19/USS Montana
"Still testing sir but our fforts have been requested for a fleet build test for the station. This is more important than finding out who the new overlord threat is."
"OK head for Eta Eridani near K7. File our research under 'Perpetual whoopee extracators.":rolleyes:
Really Joined in MAY 2010
We're going to rock this system.
I can't wait for the official unveiling of our starbases: the Federation's premiere red light district locale, Club Sexytime, and the Klingon Defense Force's illustrious bastion of depravity, the Fortress of Debauchery.
Good, sexy times shall be had by all!
THIS, I COMMAND!
Let Club Sexytime be a beacon of hope for a weary universe...or just show up and have some fun.
BTW the new PVE missions are very nice....
Really Joined in MAY 2010
A real reason to build a tank cruiser again.
Unrepentant; the pants optional fleet.
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Granted I resemble one of the guilty parties, but heck this makes us look like some noobs instead of the STF smashing, Bank overflowing rogues that we are!
I realize the sort of recruits we want will be smart enough to realize there is some history here, and I suppose I need to update the Tales from the Turgid Tadpole in the U's Troll Tavern, but wow... the Mighty U, who gifted starflee with the Dervish should get a little more respect...
"Ah Captan, your fly is open..."
Whatever... we get no love at all?
Really Joined in MAY 2010
Our old signatures violated the size restrictions of even the previous Cryptic forums. Now they just flat out aren't allowed because of it (and because some of the code, I think). This is why I'd like us to get some new fleet sigs whipped up.
Also, being recruited by "Archived Post" or whatever is just lame.
We can rebuild the recruitment thread. We have the technology. We can make it better, faster, stronger.
I am glade to be back amongst friends. Hope this brings in some more.