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Corrupt a wish!!

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  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. I luuuuuv you. *kick*

    I wish oh snap!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Chat wrote:
    I wish oh snap!

    Granted. Cannot complete corruption command: error, error.
    Chat wrote:
    Granted. I luuuuuv you. *kick*

    I wish I knew whether to be flattered or profoundly disturbed by this latest developement.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. *smooch*

    I wish for faster download speeds.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted! You now download to 99 mbs but your upload bandwidth is only 56kbs

    I wish chivalry wasn't dead.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Capulet wrote: »
    Granted! You now download to 99 mbs but your upload bandwidth is only 56kbs

    I wish chivalry wasn't dead.

    Granted, You have a big white horse in your yard. He craps on your rose bushes.

    I wish I could fly.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted: landing, however, is a problem.

    I wish that everyone's wish comes true for them. ;)
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted (no corruption)

    I wish September will be an awesome month
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted... Some fishy looking wannabe pro-wrestler called the Mizz moves into your house and perches on your couch. Every 30 minutes of everyday through September, he stands up and shouts “I’m AWESOME!”

    I wish I could lose weight.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Ugh, and people say I have a one track mind :rolleyes:
    Ulcers for everyone!

    I wish I hadn't granted the wish quite like that..... anyone have any tums I can have?
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, your last wish is interupted and you now can't remember what you were going to grant.

    We wish everyone to be lithovores.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. All of your race are reduced to pixelated animations within the game "Master of Orion 2." They lose on Insane difficulty and are promptly deleted for a telepathic race to try again with.

    I wish... I could convince myself to play something.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted at least you think you wanted to be Borgified..
    You are now an excellant UFO XCOM LEader.
    I wish.. the Azura was the Ship of Captain Harlock..
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. The Azura computers merge with V'Ger and enslave all of federation space. But instead of using people for batteries, we are instead forced to plug in various usb devices to make the machines ... happy.

    I wish for the next tribble to have a bonus vs the CE.... when pet on the ground :confused: I think I corrupted it myself already -facepalm-
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, You get a special breed of tribble which consumes and gains in size infinitly. These super sized tribbles have the ability to emite ultra high yield graviton pulses or "squeeks" when shot at. You eject or transport your beloved tribble and shoot it, torp or phaser either works. Boom... CE dead, congrats. Graviton pulse also tears your ship apart. Sacrifice for the greater good is very noble of you. Your spouse will recieve your accomodation at your funeral. Unfortunatly you have no family except for said spouse and all your known friends were on your ship.

    We wish to have the ability of directing the positive and negative furies in the universe.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. *gets out wax strip* Oh wait you wrote furies... Ah well no need to waste the strip. *waxy waxy*

    I wish for more coffee... This day started badly. More coffee slave! Oh wait he is sleeping... *censor* grant me my coffee already!
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted!
    -puts on kitty suit and rubs tail up against chat's nose-
    There, you'll be coughing (and wheezing) any moment now!

    I wish I had more cranberry juice.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. You drown in it.

    I wish I had a girlfriend....
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. You pass out while trying to get her inflated after the package delivery… The mail man chuckled.

    I wish, for a rainbow.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Someone call?

    I wish for rain.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Someone call?

    I wish for rain.

    Granted: you are now a reporter for CNN and you're in North Carolina, providing up to the second reports on Hurricane Earl.

    I wish I could drag myself away.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. However, you're back in 10 minutes, like a druggie without their fix.

    I wish for no problems to arise while I'm on holiday.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. You were kept in solitary for the duration of your jail sentence.

    I wish... Uhm... that I could have fun.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Wish granted. Your stuck in PvP matches all day in STO where there's you verses 15 Klingons. And they're all 15 levels higher than you.

    I wish I had lots of money.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted but it is all overly obvious counterfeit money that causes you to be laughed at each time you try to purchase something with it.

    I wish for a bottle of Romulan Ale to share with my friends.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, your so very elated when you receive a bottle that looks like what you think would be Romulan ale. You pop the nifty resealable cap and smell only there is no smell. This drives you and your friends curiosity even further and decide to drink. You poor the blue liquid into your glasses and partake only to find out its water with a thick blue dye which gives you and your buddies constipation later on which in turn leads to blue colored diarrhea.

    We wish to be present during the reconstitution of the cosmos.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted: You witness the reconstitution of Cosmo Kramer.

    I wish women found me irresistable.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. However, they all find you so irresistible that they know they cannot have you, and as such all try to kill you to prevent another woman from having you. Have fun being slaughtered by a hoard of maddened women.

    I wish for a NON LETHAL cookie.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted: Women can't resist hating and slapping you at every turn. Welcome to my world! :(
    EDIT: I was ninja'd but it still works!! Just replace cookie with chat.

    I wish I could figure out how to use photoshop without expending effort.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    hort_wort wrote: »
    Granted: Women can't resist hating and slapping you at every turn. Welcome to my world! :(
    EDIT: I was ninja'd but it still works!! Just replace cookie with chat.

    I wish I could figure out how to use photoshop without expending effort.

    Granted.. Ravy and Cappy now Must have your pic on their Tee's

    I wish Chat would smile now too. and the Dutch Girls issless lessened.
  • Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted; Chat is not smiling at you but why is her hand behind her back? :eek:

    I wish I could be perky. :(
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