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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted its a non-sequitur Norman explain..
    That's a twist..
    So that's where Art full or Oliver's descendants went..

    I wish watching Chefs prep food after eating my own ..Dint leave me wanting ..more desert when im short of sugar..
    My Cat Thomas is now a well trained Donut Ninja
    Mother had a rare Andy Panda book in her library..
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, You have your fill of lutefisk then watch the top chefs create the most scumptious looking delicacies. Your body for some reason or another has a constant need for sugar on a min by min basis so desert pops in your mouth every 60 sec. Eventually you become the Guinness's new largest man in the world record holder. Lucky you.

    We wish the above poster gets a chance at a happy life, if not already completely content which is improbable but not unlikely.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Wish granted. He now has the oppertunity to gain a free banana every year.

    I wish for a more active set of posters in 10F at this time in the morning.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. It is however the same person with dissociative identity disorder. (why must I know weird words?)

    I wish to do it my way.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted! You are now welcome at burger king once more! I'm sure they forgot all about that Lion King standing on the table singing thing.....

    I wish STO had an Argo.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    hort_wort wrote: »
    I wish STO had an Argo.

    Granted: you are now able to purchase a flying Greek trireme in the C-Store.

    I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Break a leg honey! *kicks Archanubis off a cliff*

    I wish for more Rhussian.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You get a empty Molotov Cocktail.

    I wish I was more attractive to females.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. You are now a non painful substitute for wax. *snark*

    I wish for less freakish humour...
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: now you are humorless.

    I wish the cliff Chat kicked me off earlier is less than a foot high.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted, but you realized it was a wasted wish since you can fly.

    I wish people would stop talking about killing animals everyday. What's with that trend? Ever since I showed up and starte-- oh..... :(
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. Now people talk about recipies.

    I wish I had more time for baking tasty foodstuffs.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted! Baking now takes 1/1,000,000th the time affording you the ability to make much more per day. Side effect is anything you bake burns as soon as you close the oven door.

    I wish unemployment rates would be non existent.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted! Everyone looking for work gives up, thus they are out of the workforce and no longer considered "unemployed".

    I wish cappy would hang out with me more :o
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted. She now got the coat hanger next to yours reserved.

    I wish for more time. Busy busy busy.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted Easy peasy.. You must however ware ear protection and look for a light blink
    to alert you of visitors in your Haus of Clocks. [plenty of time]


    I wish STO had more servers back in Beta.. and Open Beta so you could log in when its good for you.
    Star fleet still owes me a Cruiser.. [lost sleep priceless]
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: however, the Lifetime sub alone is 1000 of each currency.
    I wish for a good life
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited August 2010
    Granted: Your lack of wish ambition coalesces into a force of unspeakable evil and decimates the world. Wtg.

    I wish this wish to be incorruptible.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, however the univsere collapses in on itself and we all dissapear... GOOD ONE!:D

    We wish that all the regulars of 10F would play a drinking game with us, we pay for the drinks of course, any drink allowed, even non-alcoholic ones are ok. CHEERS!!!
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted, but on the fluids on earth are used up and all drinks are now made from sandpaper.

    I wish Anime would vanish from the world forever.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granterino'd. It's all in your head now. All of it. Yours. For. Ever.
    I wish that there was no more need for medication. At all. For any reason.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. *lays a flower on your grave* Ah humanity... No immune system these days.

    I wish my mug would refill itself with tasty coffee.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    *poof* Granted!
    Your mug is now filled with tasty coffee. Of course, the taste is that of month old baby dihareea, but... *shrugs* you asked.
    I wish that the spork surplanted the spoon and fork as the pre-eminent eating utensils.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. It is however rabid and tries to eat you.

    I wish for a bigger mug now.
    Axiomaticranger wrote: »
    Your mug is now filled with tasty coffee. Of course, the taste is that of month old baby dihareea, but... *shrugs* you asked.
    Erm... Thats just regular coffee. :rolleyes::p
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted: You Coffee mug is now precisely 1cm larger in each direction. That was worth a wish right? :p

    I wish people could come up with better responses to the wishes.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. FRAGGLE FRAGGLE! *grabs Cappy and runs away*

    I wish that Cappy would go on a diet... Heavyyyyy. I need to rest. *phew*
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted: But it's not a losing weight diet, it's a muscle building diet. Now she swings her mallet even faster. :eek:

    I wish I could think of something clever that would woo both cappy and chat. :D
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted Though it doesn't save you from wooing two woman at once, DUH! . *MALLET*

    I wish I could lose weight faster. diets suck.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted: you have an ulcer. You're welcome.
    ... actually, the way I lost a lost of weight back in highschool was just a simple thing to keep in mind when eating. "Don't eat until you're full, eat until you're no longer hungry." That will keep your portions down without giving you grumbles. No one likes cappy with grumbles.

    I wish I had an ice pack for this mallet knot on my head.
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    Archived PostArchived Post Member Posts: 2,264,498 Arc User
    edited September 2010
    Granted. *expells freezing vapors* Congratulations, you're now a toucan-cicle.

    I wish I knew why Chat has decided on kicking me repeatedly.
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