Of course I'm interested in guns, but cars? Not so much.
As for our military budget, I think the Air Force needs to stop getting all the fun shiny toys and the Navy needs to get some more love.
I second that opinion.
But the reason why the Navy never gets the new, shiny toys is because they do it all wrong. The Air Force gets money, and they build nice new family housing. Ooops, ran out of money. They get more, so they build the mess hall and barracks. Oops, ran out of money. They get more, get around to building the admin buildings. Ooops, ran out of money. They get more, and build the hangars and control tower, but run out of money again. Whoops. They get more, build their airplanes and some new gadgets. TRIBBLE, no more money, and they forgot the runway.
Bah! the Army should get the bulk of the budget....with the Air Force and Navy as support....
Nah, the sixth and seventh arms should be created and get the budget. The sixth is the giant robot brigade and the seventh is the US Star Defense and Exploration Force.
Nah, the sixth and seventh arms should be created and get the budget. The sixth is the giant robot brigade and the seventh is the US Star Defense and Exploration Force.
Reagan tried the 7th arm, called Star Wars. Wimpy congressmen/women voted that one down.
I second that opinion.
But the reason why the Navy never gets the new, shiny toys is because they do it all wrong. The Air Force gets money, and they build nice new family housing. Ooops, ran out of money. They get more, so they build the mess hall and barracks. Oops, ran out of money. They get more, get around to building the admin buildings. Ooops, ran out of money. They get more, and build the hangars and control tower, but run out of money again. Whoops. They get more, build their airplanes and some new gadgets. TRIBBLE, no more money, and they forgot the runway.
Meanwhile, the Navy's scrambling to keep fifty-year-old ships afloat by applying layer after layer of paint... :rolleyes:
Tell you what - the Air Force is low on runways? Okay, let's donate a few of our older carriers, those will be their runways! Then their "runway" budget can be put towards laying down a few shiny new Gerald R. Ford class supercarriers... :rolleyes:
Meanwhile, the Navy's scrambling to keep fifty-year-old ships afloat by applying layer after layer of paint... :rolleyes:
Tell you what - the Air Force is low on runways? Okay, let's donate a few of our older carriers, those will be their runways! Then their "runway" budget can be put towards laying down a few shiny new Gerald R. Ford class supercarriers... :rolleyes:
As the old joke goes:
How do you sink a Navy ship?
Meanwhile, the Navy's scrambling to keep fifty-year-old ships afloat by applying layer after layer of paint... :rolleyes:
Tell you what - the Air Force is low on runways? Okay, let's donate a few of our older carriers, those will be their runways! Then their "runway" budget can be put towards laying down a few shiny new Gerald R. Ford class supercarriers... :rolleyes:
So what does that poor yeoman do now that he/she doesn't have to plug leeks with bubble gum and fingers?
So what does that poor yeoman do now that he/she doesn't have to plug leeks with bubble gum and fingers?
Oh no, they still paint. We don't want them getting complacent. So they ships will hold together just fine without all the paint, but they'll still get painted daily.
Oh no, they still paint. We don't want them getting complacent. So they ships will hold together just fine without all the paint, but they'll still get painted daily.
makes me wonder how much smaller the rooms get after 50 years of daily paint layers.
Do i look like I have ever sailed the seven seas? Have I put my mind at ease? Ever been a new recruit?
Sorry Navy boys and girls, couldn't resist
You, madam, need to be keelhauled...on a supercarrier. Or perhaps strung up by your thumbs from the yardarms. I suggest you start working on your breath holding exercises. :cool:
There are two rules about the Village People:
1) Never speak about the Village People.
2) If rule 1 doesn't apply, then Never speak about the Village People.
As for sailing the seven seas...we don't know if you have, we havn't asked yet. Yes, sailing the seven seas means alot more than just going out to sea on a ship. It also speaks of sexual prowess and conquest. So, be careful tossing that term around a room full of sailors
I also believe that you, like the rest of 10F, are too mentally unstable to have a mind at ease.
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*MGDawson dissappears hologram disappears*
haha...
theres no Cappy yet. calm down.
She'll be here soon enough...
Ceramite? No wonder you are all in pink and rainbows, you went to freaking ceramics class at the local community center, didn't you?
...hey, wait a minute. What's wrong with ceramics? :rolleyes:
Come on!
An American male and he ain't interested in guns or cars?
Next he'll be sayin that the US needs to cut it's military budget!
*ducks for cover*
Of course I'm interested in guns, but cars? Not so much.
As for our military budget, I think the Air Force needs to stop getting all the fun shiny toys and the Navy needs to get some more love.
I second that opinion.
But the reason why the Navy never gets the new, shiny toys is because they do it all wrong. The Air Force gets money, and they build nice new family housing. Ooops, ran out of money. They get more, so they build the mess hall and barracks. Oops, ran out of money. They get more, get around to building the admin buildings. Ooops, ran out of money. They get more, and build the hangars and control tower, but run out of money again. Whoops. They get more, build their airplanes and some new gadgets. TRIBBLE, no more money, and they forgot the runway.
I cried for a week when that project was cancelled. I so wanted to be a dragon pilot.
Bah! the Army should get the bulk of the budget....with the Air Force and Navy as support....
Nah, the sixth and seventh arms should be created and get the budget. The sixth is the giant robot brigade and the seventh is the US Star Defense and Exploration Force.
Reagan tried the 7th arm, called Star Wars. Wimpy congressmen/women voted that one down.
Meanwhile, the Navy's scrambling to keep fifty-year-old ships afloat by applying layer after layer of paint... :rolleyes:
Tell you what - the Air Force is low on runways?
As the old joke goes:
How do you sink a Navy ship?
Throw paint thinner at it.
People laugh like it's a joke.
I think whoever said that first was onto something.
Unfortunately, he was probably keel-hauled into silence for it.
Well, that's for the best, we don't want our enemies to know our secrets OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE
So what does that poor yeoman do now that he/she doesn't have to plug leeks with bubble gum and fingers?
Oh no, they still paint. We don't want them getting complacent. So they ships will hold together just fine without all the paint, but they'll still get painted daily.
makes me wonder how much smaller the rooms get after 50 years of daily paint layers.
Yeomen don't paint. That is what you have undesignated seamen/firemen/airmen/constructionmen for. :rolleyes:
Do i look like I have ever sailed the seven seas? Have I put my mind at ease? Ever been a new recruit?
Sorry Navy boys and girls, couldn't resist
You, madam, need to be keelhauled...on a supercarrier. Or perhaps strung up by your thumbs from the yardarms. I suggest you start working on your breath holding exercises. :cool:
There are two rules about the Village People:
1) Never speak about the Village People.
2) If rule 1 doesn't apply, then Never speak about the Village People.
As for sailing the seven seas...we don't know if you have, we havn't asked yet. Yes, sailing the seven seas means alot more than just going out to sea on a ship. It also speaks of sexual prowess and conquest. So, be careful tossing that term around a room full of sailors
I also believe that you, like the rest of 10F, are too mentally unstable to have a mind at ease.
I pity you ,Vrano....Cappy's coming
*glues Vrano to the floor*
*starts running away from Vrano*
last night, this is today.
morning woebe! *tackles*
dang, wish I would get a Cappy tackle.
tell me how to unlock my lightsaber in STO and you get tackles everyday