Actually, I'm French, Spanish and German not Irish or Scottish in any meaningful way! But, if he's an English Knight, that's different from a Crusader. I can't stand Crusaders...the English are fine though.
FYI the the French, Spanish and Germans all took part in the Crusades.
So we're ignoring that the Sejuk Turks started that whole mess by invading lands that weren't their's and converting people that probably didn't want to covnert first.
And now back to our original story.
/Hands Mallett back to Capulet for her to restore order
Our Leader
Capulet
Who art on the 3rd Rock from the Sun
up there in Cyberspace
Hallowed be thy name
youre a legend
Thy Kingdom come
were gonna win this Crusade against the Ravensteinians!
Thy will be done
cos youll have the Will
on Earth
well do it on the forums
As it is on the 3rd Rock from the Sun
the way you devised it on your laptop
Give us this day our daily malletting
well prove were worth the millions of bytes
And forgive us our trespasses
were sorry we attacked you in now closed threads
As we forgive those
and, although its the Ravensteinians
Who trespass against us
we wont hold a grudge
Lead us not into temptation
Dont make us play too dirty
but deliver us from evil
and make us win!
For Thine is the Kingdom
cos you got the mallett in hand
The Power
youre the favorite poster
And the Glory
in the whole realm of STO
For ever and ever
thats ever been!
Amen
Our Leader
Capulet
Who art on the 3rd Rock from the Sun
up there in Cyberspace
Hallowed be thy name
youre a legend
Thy Kingdom come
were gonna win this Crusade against the Ravensteinians!
Thy will be done
cos youll have the Will
on Earth
well do it on the forums
As it is on the 3rd Rock from the Sun
the way you devised it on your laptop
Give us this day our daily malletting
well prove were worth the millions of bytes
And forgive us our trespasses
were sorry we attacked you in now closed threads
As we forgive those
and, although its the Ravensteinians
Who trespass against us
we wont hold a grudge
Lead us not into temptation
Dont make us play too dirty
but deliver us from evil
and make us win!
For Thine is the Kingdom
cos you got the mallett in hand
The Power
youre the favorite poster
And the Glory
in the whole realm of STO
For ever and ever
thats ever been!
Amen
/ducks from lightning blasts
ROFL! I love it, and very well done. My fuzzy friends and celestial ships, 10ites everywhere!
We may not win this fight, we may not gain anything material for the struggle. Hell its completely off the rocker insane, but it is for this we fight! To arms! Raise your cookies and Mountain Dew and fight with me for our future! Hazah!
Hrm...choices. Which side do I choose. The one who taught me to sit, and showed me the ledge in DS9 or the one who made me a bunny, which opened sooooooo many doors for me if you know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink...yadda yadda.
Brother Corban, come with me! Surely you can see that Empress Ravenstein is the one we should follow!
...and there's a carrot in it for you. In fact, lots of carrots. All the carrots you want.
Hmmm...I do like carrots. One Mallet strike on me and I become bunny mush though. Then again the Empress could turn me inside out with a wiggle of her nose...
If you are reading this The house of Capulet could use your help. SaintHazard is hell bent on securing Ravenstein's throne and destroying this time honored house. Accept no substitute, I have walked and fought along side many of you for so long and often put my own agenda aside to help my fellow 10ites. I ask for your help now. If we are to be defeated so be it but let us fight so fiercely our standard becomes one of myth and legend.
Oh pft, their armament is nothing compared to the Magic Girls who fight for Ravenstein!
Corban should know, he's been one.
And you can be one again if you join me!
Hazard, you recruit in my thread because you spy the mess you stand in created of your own hand. A faithful Knight for Ravenstein that once guarded your chair scorned and turned enemy by your own misdeeds. Atone or fight well, I can afford you no better terms.
Hazard, you recruit in my thread because you spy the mess you stand in created of your own hand. A faithful Knight for Ravenstein that once guarded your chair scorned and turned enemy by your own misdeeds. Atone or fight well, I can afford you no better terms.
I do not accept your terms! I remain ever loyal to the Imperium of Man, even to my dying breath! Should you prevail and kill us all, know that you still have not defeated us.
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FYI the the French, Spanish and Germans all took part in the Crusades.
That is all.
And now back to our original story.
/Hands Mallett back to Capulet for her to restore order
I know. I even had a distant cousin who was a Crusader apparently. It doesn't mean i still like them.
*looks at convo*
*looks at thread title*
are we setting out on a crusade for Cappy?
Plus, I'm very tired today for some reason.
*Blows a trumpet*
Save yourselves! Abandon your false prophet Capulet and her wicked ways and join me in the holy purgation of the enemies of the Empress!
Nyah Nyah all things fuzzy and good follow the banner of the mallet. Doesn't hurt I devote so much heart and soul to my fellow 10ites
Capulet
Who art on the 3rd Rock from the Sun
up there in Cyberspace
Hallowed be thy name
youre a legend
Thy Kingdom come
were gonna win this Crusade against the Ravensteinians!
Thy will be done
cos youll have the Will
on Earth
well do it on the forums
As it is on the 3rd Rock from the Sun
the way you devised it on your laptop
Give us this day our daily malletting
well prove were worth the millions of bytes
And forgive us our trespasses
were sorry we attacked you in now closed threads
As we forgive those
and, although its the Ravensteinians
Who trespass against us
we wont hold a grudge
Lead us not into temptation
Dont make us play too dirty
but deliver us from evil
and make us win!
For Thine is the Kingdom
cos you got the mallett in hand
The Power
youre the favorite poster
And the Glory
in the whole realm of STO
For ever and ever
thats ever been!
Amen
/ducks from lightning blasts
ROFL! I love it, and very well done. My fuzzy friends and celestial ships, 10ites everywhere!
We may not win this fight, we may not gain anything material for the struggle. Hell its completely off the rocker insane, but it is for this we fight! To arms! Raise your cookies and Mountain Dew and fight with me for our future! Hazah!
I'm gonna have to think this one over...
...and there's a carrot in it for you. In fact, lots of carrots. All the carrots you want.
Hmmm...I do like carrots. One Mallet strike on me and I become bunny mush though. Then again the Empress could turn me inside out with a wiggle of her nose...
Corban should know, he's been one.
And you can be one again if you join me!
What the hell is a toothbursh?
Hazard, you recruit in my thread because you spy the mess you stand in created of your own hand. A faithful Knight for Ravenstein that once guarded your chair scorned and turned enemy by your own misdeeds. Atone or fight well, I can afford you no better terms.
Those things that Klingons are afraid of. :rolleyes:
And in my defense, it looked like a damn radio in the heat of battle!
Okay so it doesn't look like a radio at all, but I was getting my TRIBBLE shot at!
I do not accept your terms! I remain ever loyal to the Imperium of Man, even to my dying breath! Should you prevail and kill us all, know that you still have not defeated us.