I think she means the oven, which is the best way to make it. Takes longers, a bit more clean up, but your bacon comes out perfect every single time. [=
Zuul's gender is never specifically mentioned but She really liked a few things including appliances.
*Drops a refrigerator*
"I say Bob, isn't that A Pretoric 2000?"
"Oh yes, Phil, and it's case is pure toughened steel."
"Oh, THAT's gotta hurt!"
"Not as much as that microwave did. He'll have been numbed by the microwave!"
"Speaking of which, Bob, did my eyes decieve me or was that a chrome lined Westermayer?"
"I do believe so, Phil. Pure Chrome lined robidium-hydromosphate"
"Oh, poisoning him too?"
"Sure looks that way!"
"Oh, and CaptWinters is now staggering away from the location of the fridge dropping. He doesn't look good!"
"Hey, if I looked that good trying to walk after that level of punishment, I'm sure I wouldn't...PHIL! HE'S DOWN!"
"Sure, Bob. And it looks like he's turning green! Poison's kicking in already!
"No, Phil, it's not the poisoning. Cappy's now strangling him as revenge!"
"Oh, dear lord, Bob, I've never seen someone go that green!"
"You should've seen my sister after she visited hort!"
"I say Bob, isn't that A Pretoric 2000?"
"Oh yes, Phil, and it's case is pure toughened steel."
"Oh, THAT's gotta hurt!"
"Not as much as that microwave did. He'll have been numbed by the microwave!"
"Speaking of which, Bob, did my eyes decieve me or was that a chrome lined Westermayer?"
"I do believe so, Phil. Pure Chrome lined robidium-hydromosphate"
"Oh, poisoning him too?"
"Sure looks that way!"
"Oh, and CaptWinters is now staggering away from the location of the fridge dropping. He doesn't look good!"
"Hey, if I looked that good trying to walk after that level of punishment, I'm sure I wouldn't...PHIL! HE'S DOWN!"
"Sure, Bob. And it looks like he's turning green! Poison's kicking in already!
"No, Phil, it's not the poisoning. Cappy's now strangling him as revenge!"
"Oh, dear lord, Bob, I've never seen someone go that green!"
"You should've seen my sister after she visited hort!"
initiate 5 min long giggle fit ROFLMFAO!
Wait?! is Cappy choking me while the refrig is still faliing, or have I already been hit with the frig?
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yeah they should just put a www.worldtimezone.com widget up w a circle around Los Gatos so people know they talk in Californian times. or UTC -8
"I dunno. Phil?"
"Well, let's see, Bob. I've got a pack of chewing gum...a dime....a nickle....a sachet of salt and a corporate pencil"
"I've got...WAIT! A PENCIL?!"
"Yup."
"Since when did we have corporate pencils?"
"Since 5 minutes ago, Bob, when Tracy handed them out"
*Bob double facepalms*
"Anyway, Bob, what do you have as a possible nourishment alternative for Captain Winters?"
"I've got... a napkin, a silver dollar, this snazzy red clip on bowtie and movie tickets for "Anime: The Artists Fight Back"
"Well, it looks like we ain't got nothing, Bob. I guess we could stretch out the olive branch and give him that napkin, some tap water and a few chewing gum?"
"Yeah, we'd better, Bob, that coporate dinner starts soon."
"What corporate dinner, Phil?"
"The one where you're fed to the sharks in Capulet's office. My performance review results came out and I'm not on parr."
"Ohh dear, Phil. Well, looks like we'll be having entertainment tonight!"
"It turns out Phil's pencil was not an official pencil issuing. It was, in fact, a pencil from the stationary supplies company. However, Phil is no longer with us....so I am pleased to announce his replacement, the true leader, the company founder, and one snazzy lady, it's CAPULET!"
*applause*
"so...err...anchor woman Capulet, any words?"
New company policies effective immediately.
-Doughnuts will be available every Monday, 1 per employee please.
-Mid morning breaks will include 5 minutes of calisthenics prior to a 10 minute personal break.
-NSA-1412's will be supplied during interview the interview process for new employees and to existing employees effective immediately. This most be promptly and accurately filled out.
-Attempting to evade or injure NSA agents will result in reprimand and possible termination. Any madical or counseling bills resulting from your actions directed towards NSA agents will be billed to your corporate HMO trust account.
*stumbles in* Ooh! That bacon is standing up just asking to be eaten. *picks up Momo and bits one of her ears* YUCK!!! That bacon has hair on it! *puts Momo back on the floor for Archie to chew on*
So you wanding [scan scan] leaving so no paper clip quotas are exceed? See Hort i told ya the paper clip fire ladder wasn't ..hum forgot to scale up the draft design model before you actual tried it out.. Medic
Hum reminds me of getting a shipment of two PCS from EDS in for everyones desk assigned the HQHC of our Brigade in the Division
before i left the shiny boots Brigade. [we were expanding getting new assets assigned]
BIEGE You are issued beige you are not authorized to modify your government issue with a can of spray paint and a stencil kit.. and dremel tool. I wanted to do what DI in Tribes did Darin Mcgavin s character and hang a drawing on the wall.
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/ducks
*Drops Microwave on Winters* Make it yourself.
Zuul wouldn't have dropped a microwave on me, he's much nicer
Zuul's gender is never specifically mentioned but She really liked a few things including appliances.
*Drops a refrigerator*
"Oh yes, Phil, and it's case is pure toughened steel."
"Oh, THAT's gotta hurt!"
"Not as much as that microwave did. He'll have been numbed by the microwave!"
"Speaking of which, Bob, did my eyes decieve me or was that a chrome lined Westermayer?"
"I do believe so, Phil. Pure Chrome lined robidium-hydromosphate"
"Oh, poisoning him too?"
"Sure looks that way!"
"Oh, and CaptWinters is now staggering away from the location of the fridge dropping. He doesn't look good!"
"Hey, if I looked that good trying to walk after that level of punishment, I'm sure I wouldn't...PHIL! HE'S DOWN!"
"Sure, Bob. And it looks like he's turning green! Poison's kicking in already!
"No, Phil, it's not the poisoning. Cappy's now strangling him as revenge!"
"Oh, dear lord, Bob, I've never seen someone go that green!"
"You should've seen my sister after she visited hort!"
Here, Winters, you'll need this umbrella once she launches the safes.
initiate 5 min long giggle fit
Wait?! is Cappy choking me while the refrig is still faliing, or have I already been hit with the frig?
Poor, Hort...
I hit him too hard yes? reading comprehension has left the building.
So that's bad for me then huh?
Very well Shame to allow a KEg to go to waste.. <signs off>
Shall we not terry at the Bacon Dry? shan't let a glass go dry i believe they'll survive.. celebrate..
Too small for an army of romulans to jump out from anyway... [test...] Safe to envibe..
Hum Uusi Kantele is singing a song about Aardvarks.. goes with this port..
http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/window/media/page/0,,2684445-7138367,00.html
wait wait...thats a Prog rocker band known as Ardvark singing about the Finnish epic.. teeh hee..
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yeah they should just put a www.worldtimezone.com widget up w a circle around Los Gatos so people know they talk in Californian times. or UTC -8
"Well, let's see, Bob. I've got a pack of chewing gum...a dime....a nickle....a sachet of salt and a corporate pencil"
"I've got...WAIT! A PENCIL?!"
"Yup."
"Since when did we have corporate pencils?"
"Since 5 minutes ago, Bob, when Tracy handed them out"
*Bob double facepalms*
"Anyway, Bob, what do you have as a possible nourishment alternative for Captain Winters?"
"I've got... a napkin, a silver dollar, this snazzy red clip on bowtie and movie tickets for "Anime: The Artists Fight Back"
"Well, it looks like we ain't got nothing, Bob. I guess we could stretch out the olive branch and give him that napkin, some tap water and a few chewing gum?"
"Yeah, we'd better, Bob, that coporate dinner starts soon."
"What corporate dinner, Phil?"
"The one where you're fed to the sharks in Capulet's office. My performance review results came out and I'm not on parr."
"Ohh dear, Phil. Well, looks like we'll be having entertainment tonight!"
/shudder
Blue ink bad!
Sorry, Navy service has broken me from ever using blue ink
*applause*
"so...err...anchor woman Capulet, any words?"
-Doughnuts will be available every Monday, 1 per employee please.
-Mid morning breaks will include 5 minutes of calisthenics prior to a 10 minute personal break.
-NSA-1412's will be supplied during interview the interview process for new employees and to existing employees effective immediately. This most be promptly and accurately filled out.
-Attempting to evade or injure NSA agents will result in reprimand and possible termination. Any madical or counseling bills resulting from your actions directed towards NSA agents will be billed to your corporate HMO trust account.
Hum reminds me of getting a shipment of two PCS from EDS in for everyones desk assigned the HQHC of our Brigade in the Division
before i left the shiny boots Brigade. [we were expanding getting new assets assigned]
BIEGE You are issued beige you are not authorized to modify your government issue with a can of spray paint and a stencil kit.. and dremel tool. I wanted to do what DI in Tribes did Darin Mcgavin s character and hang a drawing on the wall.
Tomorrow the green fields await w hungry animals and BACON!
but first the vinegar to refresh the coffee machine...
Hours Later WAKE up and have a ncie day..:D
Let me help you with that. The Holy Trinity will guide you down the right path.