"There's always the threat of an attack by say, a giant space dragon. The kind that eats the sun once every 30 days. It's a nuisance, but what can you expect from reptiles? Did I mention that my nose is on fire? And that I have 15 wild badgers living in my trousers? " Marcus Cole, Babylon 5
Tyrol: Well, the reactor's still hot, so all we have to do is pull the rad buffers from the engine, refuel it, load the ordnance, and you're ready to go. The biggest problem is getting them over to the port launch bay.
"Khhhhhhhaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn!"
I mean seriously. Why hasn't anybody tagged that yet. It's got everything. Emotion, comedy, drama, rage, sex appeal, Shatners bobbing hairpiece...
Oh... and
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry." Pinback - Dark Star
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you? -Jubal Early, Firefly
O'Neill and Carter on the Prometheus
O'Neill: What did they say?
Carter: Sir, you know they were going to approve the mission.
O'Neill: I mean about my idea.
Carter: Sir, we can't name the ship Enterprise.
Daniel Jackson after the Prometheus was hijacked
Aliens: Who are you?
Jackson: Olo...Hans Olo.
If I take a lamp and shine it toward the wall, a bright spot will appear on the wall. The lamp is our search for truth, for understanding. Too often we assume that the light on the wall is God. But the light is not the goal of the search; it is the result of the search. The more intense the search, the brighter the light on the wall. The brighter the light on the wall, the greater the sense of revelation upon seeing it! Similarly, someone who does not search, who does not bring a lantern with him, sees nothing. What we perceive as God, is the byproduct of our search for God. It may simply be an appreciation of the light, pure and unblemished, not understanding that it comes from us. Sometimes we stand in front of the light and assume that we are the center of the universe. God looks astonishingly like we do! Or we turn to look at our shadow, and assume that all is darkness. If we allow ourselves to get in the way, we defeat the purpose; which is to use the light of our search to illuminate the wall in all its beauty - and in all its flaws. And in so doing better understand the world around us.
Praise the Emperor and pass the ammunition. For what one doesn't cure, the other will.
Adeptus Sororitas Proverb
I am not asking for blood. I can take your blood.
I am asking for souls. Only you can give me your souls.
Oh, Emperor, help me massacre on this day of days.
Ask not the name of the Enemy. Ask not his Will, nor his Method. Ask not to think his Thoughts and ask not to speak his Words. Ask only for the strength to kill him!
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer
Bring fire and bring shell and heap all upon the pyre. With flame and gun we shall make an end to the withered husk that is human life. And in the blazing furnace of battle we shall forge anew the iron will of a yet stronger race!
I long for death, not because I seek peace, but because I seek the war eternal.
Susan Ivanova: Who am I? I am Susan Ivanova, Commander. Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry TRIBBLE all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me.
Susan Ivanova: Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!
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-Colonel/Gen. O'Neill in virtually every other episode of Stargate SG-1 seasons 1 thru 8
Vasquez: No. Have you?
also
Hudson: Game over man! Game over!
Aliens
You may or may not consider Zombie Movies to be SciFi. If not then it's still a romantic comdey.
Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-O.
O'Neill; Call Daniel...."
-More Stargate SG1 :P
"Hammond: I'm sorry, but I have not heard anyone say exactly what the device is?
Daniel: Uh, well. We're still just speculating, I mean it could be a deep space observatory for all I know.
O'Neill: Or a big honkin' space gun, sir."
-*Still* More Stargate SG1
Tyrol: Well, the reactor's still hot, so all we have to do is pull the rad buffers from the engine, refuel it, load the ordnance, and you're ready to go. The biggest problem is getting them over to the port launch bay.
Starbuck: Why can't we use the starboard launch?
Tyrol: It's a gift shop now."
-BSG (Reimagined)
Various Rangers
Babylon 5
Defying Gravity.
I mean seriously. Why hasn't anybody tagged that yet. It's got everything. Emotion, comedy, drama, rage, sex appeal, Shatners bobbing hairpiece...
Oh... and
"Who are you?"
"I'm Raggedy Andy!"
"Get the f*** out of my bounty hunter meeting."
O'Neill: What did they say?
Carter: Sir, you know they were going to approve the mission.
O'Neill: I mean about my idea.
Carter: Sir, we can't name the ship Enterprise.
Daniel Jackson after the Prometheus was hijacked
Aliens: Who are you?
Jackson: Olo...Hans Olo.
very interesting.
Mal: Define interesting.
Wash: "Oh God, Oh God we're all going to die"?
Mal: [Talking into the intercom.] This the captain speaking. We might experience some turbulence, then explode.
If you don't know the Sci-Fi film, then you should die :rolleyes:
Wormhole X-treme
- G'Kar
"Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"Vasquez: No, have you?"
Adeptus Sororitas Proverb
I am not asking for blood. I can take your blood.
I am asking for souls. Only you can give me your souls.
Oh, Emperor, help me massacre on this day of days.
Ask not the name of the Enemy. Ask not his Will, nor his Method. Ask not to think his Thoughts and ask not to speak his Words. Ask only for the strength to kill him!
The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer
Bring fire and bring shell and heap all upon the pyre. With flame and gun we shall make an end to the withered husk that is human life. And in the blazing furnace of battle we shall forge anew the iron will of a yet stronger race!
I long for death, not because I seek peace, but because I seek the war eternal.
"We made the frosting as chocolatey-tasting as possible"
Kaylee "Firefly"
Susan Ivanova: Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God. *And*, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!