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zedbrightlander1
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Everything was going great today and I was really looking forward to playing a little STO and I was just about to sit down at the keyboard when, as if from no where, a coconut struck me in the head. Except for a tiny bump on the top of my head, I'm sure I'll be fine, but for one thing: I've forgotten, completely, how to play STO. Years of game play tactics and techniques are all gone - Vanish - from my head. I mean, right down to the basics. I need a fast tutorial or I can't play today.
btw - For those of you concerned for my health, I've seen my Doctor and he assures me I'll be fine just as soon as he can figures out the exact, right place to hit my head again with an anti-amnesia coconut. He is pretty sure the local pharmacist has one in stock, so I'll should be fine by tomorrow or the next day at the lastest, but, as I said, I could really use your help TODAY.
Like I said, I need a fast tutorial on the basics. So hit me with it. Load me me up with all of the top tactics and techniques you think every beginner needs to know to play STO the best way for the best beginner results.
Boldly go where no schwartz has gone before.
Everything was going great today and I was really looking forward to playing a little STO and I was just about to sit down at the keyboard when, as if from no where, a coconut struck me in the head. Except for a tiny bump on the top of my head, I'm sure I'll be fine, but for one thing: I've forgotten, completely, how to play STO. Years of game play tactics and techniques are all gone - Vanish - from my head. I mean, right down to the basics. I need a fast tutorial or I can't play today.
btw - For those of you concerned for my health, I've seen my Doctor and he assures me I'll be fine just as soon as he can figures out the exact, right place to hit my head again with an anti-amnesia coconut. He is pretty sure the local pharmacist has one in stock, so I'll should be fine by tomorrow or the next day at the lastest, but, as I said, I could really use your help TODAY.
Like I said, I need a fast tutorial on the basics. So hit me with it. Load me me up with all of the top tactics and techniques you think every beginner needs to know to play STO the best way for the best beginner results.
Boldly go where no schwartz has gone before.
Sig? What sig? I don't see any sig.
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For anything more advanced than that, there are guides in the Academy section to help.
So, you need a tactical Coconut?, i think that goes to the Infinity Lockbox. Anyway, there is some web pages, and a lot of post in the forum with some tactics, very good read, btw. Also, i think the title is a little vague, you should change it to avoid been locked down..
l don't know.
l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
To rob a line: [quote: Mariemaia Kushrenada] Forum Posting is much like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever. However, opinions will change upon the reading of my post.[/quote]
European. I did not actually see them, but I heard their outrageous accents.
l don't know.
l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
Fun Fact: That's what happened to me last year.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Another thing to do to get you fully back into the game is roll one of those Horta Captains. They pretty much take care of everything for you.
l don't know.
l really don't know what l'm about to say, except l have a feeling about it.
That l must repeat the words that come without my knowledge.'
Wow! Those Horta Captains are really versatile.
Oh, and don't worry. I'm not going let this happen again. I just ordered a Coconut Protection Helmet.
Since you blatantly discriminate against hoofers, I'll refuse to reply to you... Damn, I just did...
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