The replicator produces a library book full of ludicrously overdone purple prose. There are so many descriptors that you have no idea what anything looks like and it takes you five minutes to reach the end of the first sentence.
Computer, one Oculus Quest. They're out of stock so I'm not going to be able to get them anywhere else, so I might as well try here.
The replicator produces a library book full of ludicrously overdone purple prose. There are so many descriptors that you have no idea what anything looks like and it takes you five minutes to reach the end of the first sentence.
Computer, one Oculus Quest. They're out of stock so I'm not going to be able to get them anywhere else, so I might as well try here.
You recieve a complex series of clues leading you to a tour of neoclassical architecture
> @fallenkezef#4581 said: > (Quote) > > You recieve a complex series of clues leading you to a tour of neoclassical architecture > > Computer, Lancashire hotpot please
The replicator emits a series of pops, sparks, and sizzles before materializing some sort of gray sludge. Your not sure what it is, but as you watch it pour out of the replicator and onto the floor, your pretty sure it's going to stain the new carpet.
Computer, Seven of Nine (what can go wrong here...)
You get a bagel covered in everything,including but not limited to, motor oil, bath soap, antifreeze, and warp coolant. It has also been "toasted" to a crisp.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
> @shadowfang240 said: > (that would be a very...interesting tea flavor) > > you get an ice cream scoop full of raw cookie dough and a glob of shaving cream...no ice cream to be seen > > computer, a replicator repair manual
You get a repair manual, however it is in Klingon and for a different model of replicator.
> @zedbrightlander1 said: > You get a weather beaten copy of the Sears, Roebuck and Co. catalog with the first fifty pages ripped out and missing. > > Computer, One forehead thermometer.
You get a thermometer, unfortunately it's a rectal thermometer.
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Computer, Hot Curry please
> A "Darjeeling Tea" for you
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> Computer, Hot Curry please
The computer creates a woman named curie, she is quite attractive.
Computer, one overdo library book.
Computer, one Oculus Quest. They're out of stock so I'm not going to be able to get them anywhere else, so I might as well try here.
You recieve a complex series of clues leading you to a tour of neoclassical architecture
Computer, Lancashire hotpot please
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> You recieve a complex series of clues leading you to a tour of neoclassical architecture
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> Computer, Lancashire hotpot please
The replicator emits a series of pops, sparks, and sizzles before materializing some sort of gray sludge. Your not sure what it is, but as you watch it pour out of the replicator and onto the floor, your pretty sure it's going to stain the new carpet.
Computer, Seven of Nine (what can go wrong here...)
Computer, a Bajoran orb of something important!
Computer, I want a hamburger... no, a cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake...
Never mind, I'll get nothing and like it!
Computer, an everything bagel, toasted, with cream cheese.
Computer, one ice cube.
You, in fact, get an ice cube. However, it takes up the entire room.
Computer: pizza and green tea.
And knowing is half the battle!
21 'til I die!
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> You, in fact, get an ice cube. However, it takes up the entire room.
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> Computer: pizza and green tea.
You get a cup of tea. It's green in color and tastes like pepperoni.
Computer, one scoop of cookies & cream ice cream
you get an ice cream scoop full of raw cookie dough and a glob of shaving cream...no ice cream to be seen
computer, a replicator repair manual
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
> (that would be a very...interesting tea flavor)
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> you get an ice cream scoop full of raw cookie dough and a glob of shaving cream...no ice cream to be seen
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> computer, a replicator repair manual
You get a repair manual, however it is in Klingon and for a different model of replicator.
Computer, a winning lottery ticket
Computer, the answer to life, the universe and everything.
You get 42 mice
Computer, the complete works of Shakespeare please.
Computer: A strong Brownian Motion producer.
Computer, a bucket of hand sanitizer.
Computer, a gingerbread house.
Computer, toilet paper?
Computer, One forehead thermometer.
> You get a weather beaten copy of the Sears, Roebuck and Co. catalog with the first fifty pages ripped out and missing.
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> Computer, One forehead thermometer.
You get a thermometer, unfortunately it's a rectal thermometer.
Computer, one sample of the T-Virus.
Computer, one IBM PS-2, model 60 with a 70 Megabite Hard Drive.
> You get Mister T vs Mister Coffee.
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> Computer, one IBM PS-2, model 60 with a 70 Megabite Hard Drive.
The computer gives you playstation-2 instead, however the laser is broken so it can't read discs.
Computer, a camera so I can record the fight between Mr. T & Mr. Coffee.
Computer, the cable is out. Contact Larry the Cable Guy an schedule a repair time.
Computer, I feel great, but I still want a COVID19 test.
You recieve a virology exam paper
Computer, one full English breakfast please with black pudding
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> You recieve a virology exam paper
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> Computer, one full English breakfast please with black pudding
You receive a bowel of cereal delivered by an English butler, along with some vanilla pudding that's gone very very bad.
Computer, one piece of chocolate cake.
Computer, an Acme anvil.
Computer, one tube of Clearasil®
Computer, GIVE ME GENESIS!