Broken Replicator

zedbrightlander1

"Make it yourself," the Computer replies.

Computer. One Replica of Captain Proton's Raygun.

hawku001x

You get replica Ray-Ban sunglasses from Men in Black.

Computer, a mask to protect people from me.

zedbrightlander1

The computer plays the movie The Mask Starring Jim Carrey on a 1000 hour loop.

Computer. Say "Pad kid poured curd pulled cod." ten time fast.

hawku001x

The computer explodes and then rebuilds from scratch.

Computer replicate the answer to how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

fallenkezef

hawku001x wrote: »

The computer explodes and then rebuilds from scratch.

Computer replicate the answer to how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The computer explodes you and rebuilds you from scratch

"Computer, the complete Horseclans series by Robert Adams please"

mez83

> @hawku001x said:
> The computer explodes and then rebuilds from scratch.
>
> Computer replicate the answer to how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Pieces of wood start flying out of the replicator at an alarming rate.

Computer, one glass of chocolate milk

hawku001x

You get a hollow chocolate bunny filled with milk.

Computer, a Nutella sandwich, and please spare no expense.

zedbrightlander1

"That beverage has not been programmed into the replication system."

Computer, one Replicator Repair Kit, please.

hawku001x

You get a Holodeck repair kit, which consists of only a sledgehammer.

Computer, mashed potatoes!

zedbrightlander1

You get a sack of Idaho potatoes labeled - M*A*S*H 4077

Computer. One potato peeler.

hawku001x

You get a Mr. Potato Head with attachable Australian Outback knife.

Computer, the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

zedbrightlander1

"The universe is a spheroid region, 705 meters in diameter."

Computer, One bowl of Life cereal.

hawku001x

You get Fruit Loops for dayyyysssssss...

Computer, a new cat. This one, smarter, stronger and more agile.

zedbrightlander1

KATT Williams appears and starts doing his stand up set.

Computer, Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV.

hawku001x

You get a pass!

Computer, the REAL Slim Shady.

zedbrightlander1

The screen lights up and displays the following -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8

Computer, I need a Hall Pass.

hawku001x

You get a hall. A large, elongated passageway connecting rooms and exits.

Computer, tell me I'm pretty?

scorcher27a

You get a portrait of Wanda Wayne.

Computer, I'll have a cheesesteak.

zedbrightlander1

You get a Texas Longhorn made out of cheese.

Computer, Who wrote the book of Love?

nixie50

Sun Tsu

(Aiming a fully charged phaser at the computer core) Computer, Tea, Earl Grey, Hot

hawku001x

You get a large foam grey letter T, hot to the touch.

Computer, a transporter to go places, see the world, cut down on the carbon footprint.

zedbrightlander1

You get a comfortable pair of shoes.

Computer, Trick or Treat?

hawku001x

You get buried in a mountain of circus peanuts.

Computer, a book with all the answers.

cthuskyman

A fifty pound book, entitled "All The Answers", falls on your head.

Computer, one orange creamsicle, and make it snappy.

hawku001x

You get a bottle of Snapple in a cone.

Computer, tickets to see Hamilton whenever it opens up again.

annemarie30

Mrs Hamilton, who lives at 1354 Hamilton st, opens her front door, screams GO AWAY and throws hot dishwater at you.

Computer, May I have a glass of Chateau Picard Bordeaux, please.

hawku001x

You get a glass of Hewlett-Packard computer chips.

Computer! A bag of potato chips!

zedbrightlander1

You get a bag made out of potato chips filled with computer chips.

Computer, a bag of chocolate chip cookies.

hawku001x

You get a bag within a bag within several more bags.

Computer, a chip off the ol' block.

foxman00

You get a car's engine block with a chip missing off one of it's sides.

Computer, One Vanilla moose with extra cream.