Ooc: geez I go away for 5 seconds and the kids decide to play nice? No way! *I appear in the house and kick Hawk thru the wall and into the fireplace and using heat vision set him and the fireplace on fire. I then go into the kitchen knock out Alex and stuff him into the oven and then weld it shut with my heat vision and turn it on to 450°F. I then go down to the basement and kick the gas line breaking it and then Teleport away as the house begins to fill with gas*
*gets the email on my phone I don't recognize the sender and delete it. I watch as the house then explodes and I see rattler in the distance so I Teleport to her and kick her into the explosion*
*the ice shards shatter on my body doing no damage and I punch Rattler who is still.lying on the ground again causing a massive earthquake and a crater 100 ft wide*
*I absorb the lighting into my being granting me a new power I then use my new electromagnetic power to gather all the metal from the rubble of the house and fling it at rattler ( including the oven with Alex still inside)*
*Talks my way out of the oven*
Hey, there's no need to be so violent. I'm sure we can talk out the disagreements you have over, um... over, uh... what exactly is it you're all fighting over? https://youtu.be/s-KAvPbO8JY
*I dodge every attack and counter with well timed punches sending every copy flying away then generate a massive ball of lightning that arcs out and electrocutes every copy plus the original rattler. I then do a flying knee drop onto hawk flattening him to the ground before I backflip off him and do a baseball slide kick sending him bouncing hundreds of feet along the ground*
I use time zone. It safely positions me on the other side of the world allowing me to avoid all the previous attacks.
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though. JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
All of a sudden I hit the ground like batman and a star destroyer crashes on top of everyone that I teleported in front of me so that when the ship goes BOOM and Im epiclly walking away from it everyone can see me
Captain Joseph Riker, U.S.S. Odyssey==General V'Mar, U.S.S. Blackwater-A==Admiral Laura Holmes, U.S.S. Forward Unto Dawn Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
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Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv
Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
Strange game, this thread... the only winning move is not to play... anyone for a nice game of chess?
Darth Wrath the Snarky Sith haha
Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv
Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas
What did I miss?
I guess I owe it all to you for spurring me to make peace like I'm supposed to.
Sorry, I actually didn't mean to do that.
*fire spreads to everyone except Hawku*
Welp. My work here is done.
You missed a spot.
Muahahahaha!
*I appear in the house and kick Hawk thru the wall and into the fireplace and using heat vision set him and the fireplace on fire. I then go into the kitchen knock out Alex and stuff him into the oven and then weld it shut with my heat vision and turn it on to 450°F. I then go down to the basement and kick the gas line breaking it and then Teleport away as the house begins to fill with gas*
Don't worry everyone, I'll take care of semalda.
*sends semalda a phishing email with a link to a fraudulent website*
*semalda gets hit from behind by a massive blast of Lightning*
*leaps up and Canti-kick's semalda into rattler*
Hey, there's no need to be so violent. I'm sure we can talk out the disagreements you have over, um... over, uh... what exactly is it you're all fighting over?
Norway and Yeager dammit... I still want my Typhoon and Jupiter though.
JJ Trek The Kelvin Timeline is just Trek and it's fully canon... get over it. But I still prefer TAR.
#TASforSTO
'...I can tell you that we're not in the military and that we intend no harm to the whales.' Kirk: The Voyage Home
'Starfleet is not a military organisation. Its purpose is exploration.' Picard: Peak Performance
'This is clearly a military operation. Is that what we are now? Because I thought we were explorers!' Scotty: Into Darkness
'...The Federation. Starfleet. We're not a military agency.' Scotty: Beyond
'I'm not a soldier anymore. I'm an engineer.' Miles O'Brien: Empok Nor
'...Starfleet could use you... It's a peacekeeping and humanitarian armada...' Admiral Pike: Star Trek
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*walks away whistling dixie*
*Goes to the other side of the world and pokes artan with a rapier*
Grand Master Thotok, son of Koloth, I.K.S. Sompek==Dahar Master Shanara, I.K.S. Balth'Quv
Admiral R'Tath V'Tirex, R.R.W. Dhael Glohha'enh==Commander Ta'eth Korval, R.R.W Hachae ch'Rhian==Admiral Vranuk, R.R.W Delevhas