THE SUPER AMAZING FIGHT THREAD!

rattler2

*Inflicts everything from those 100 posts on alexmakepeace for not making peace in the thread*

lessley00

you hit the wrong button fool! You just destroyed yourself! hahaha!

rattler2

*Watches as lessley laughs at nothing like a crazy person*

alexmakepeace

rattler2 wrote: »

*Inflicts everything from those 100 posts on alexmakepeace for not making peace in the thread*

Oh... hmm... that's a good point...

Strange game, this thread... the only winning move is not to play... anyone for a nice game of chess?

lessley00

I looooove chess 'wink' 'wink'

Darth Wrath the Snarky Sith haha

ghostwold

*wakes up from underneath a pile of glass bottles*

What did I miss?

rattler2

An undeclared ceasefire apparently.

alexmakepeace

Does that mean... I did it?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHwf2iJLFic

I guess I owe it all to you for spurring me to make peace like I'm supposed to.

hawku001x

*sets fire to the living room carpet*

Sorry, I actually didn't mean to do that.

*fire spreads to everyone except Hawku*

Welp. My work here is done.

rattler2

*Is not even in the living room*

You missed a spot.

hawku001x

*sets the thermostat in the kitchen to -45c*

Muahahahaha!

semalda226

Ooc: geez I go away for 5 seconds and the kids decide to play nice? No way!
*I appear in the house and kick Hawk thru the wall and into the fireplace and using heat vision set him and the fireplace on fire. I then go into the kitchen knock out Alex and stuff him into the oven and then weld it shut with my heat vision and turn it on to 450°F. I then go down to the basement and kick the gas line breaking it and then Teleport away as the house begins to fill with gas*

hawku001x

*while on fire, sits next to the fireplace which was also set on fire*

Don't worry everyone, I'll take care of semalda.

*sends semalda a phishing email with a link to a fraudulent website*

semalda226

*gets the email on my phone I don't recognize the sender and delete it. I watch as the house then explodes and I see rattler in the distance so I Teleport to her and kick her into the explosion*

rattler2

*Drags semalda with me*

semalda226

*as we enter the explosion I punch Rattler into the ground blasting the rubble of the house away in multiple directions*

rattler2

*semalda gets buffeted by a volley of Ice Shards from the crater*

semalda226

*the ice shards shatter on my body doing no damage and I punch Rattler who is still.lying on the ground again causing a massive earthquake and a crater 100 ft wide*

rattler2

*semalda shatters an Ice sculpture*

*semalda gets hit from behind by a massive blast of Lightning*

semalda226

*I absorb the lighting into my being granting me a new power I then use my new electromagnetic power to gather all the metal from the rubble of the house and fling it at rattler ( including the oven with Alex still inside)*

rattler2

*Counters with a barrier before blasting through... with over 100 copies, all wielding rapiers*

hawku001x

*dusts himself off now that the debris is gone*

*leaps up and Canti-kick's semalda into rattler*

alexmakepeace

*Talks my way out of the oven*
Hey, there's no need to be so violent. I'm sure we can talk out the disagreements you have over, um... over, uh... what exactly is it you're all fighting over?
https://youtu.be/s-KAvPbO8JY

rattler2

*semalda is assaulted by at least 100 rapier blades*

hawku001x

*rattler is assaulted by at least 100 rapidly born babies*

semalda226

*I dodge every attack and counter with well timed punches sending every copy flying away then generate a massive ball of lightning that arcs out and electrocutes every copy plus the original rattler. I then do a flying knee drop onto hawk flattening him to the ground before I backflip off him and do a baseball slide kick sending him bouncing hundreds of feet along the ground*

artan42

I use time zone. It safely positions me on the other side of the world allowing me to avoid all the previous attacks.​​

monkeybone13

The first rule of fight thread is you don't talk about fight thread everyone sucks but me.

*walks away whistling dixie*

rattler2

*Puts a banana in a jar and offers it to monkeybone*

*Goes to the other side of the world and pokes artan with a rapier*

lessley00

All of a sudden I hit the ground like batman and a star destroyer crashes on top of everyone that I teleported in front of me so that when the ship goes BOOM and Im epiclly walking away from it everyone can see me