The server hamsters are on strike. Their demands are:
More nomming newspaper
More noms.
Another tactical slot for the Galaxy-X.
More noms.
Taco must do the ice bucket challenge.
Another hanger bay for the Galaxy-X.
More noms.
Duty officer missions to complete when they're supposed to complete. None of this "one at a time when you log in" nonsense.
Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
It probably has to do with protection against the DDoS that went on the other day. Upgrading hardware or changing firewalls or something on the server farm which houses these servers.
See. I don't buy zen for one month and this is what happens!
Yes, this is all your fault.
Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
They say there's no such place... as Paradise. Even if you search to the ends of the Earth, there's nothing there. No matter how far you walk, it's always the same road. It just goes on and on. But, in spite of that... Why am I so driven to find it? A voice calls to me... It says, "Search for Paradise."
Kiba - Wolf's Rain
You sir win the internet for your Geordi reference
Get all the women and children into the Saucer section and aim it at a planet, post haste!
~CaptainSmirk
At STLV in 2012 during the 25th anniversary cast reunion, each actor was asked to describe their character in one word. Burton chose "barrel-roll" (HYPHENS COUNT!) and then did a barrel roll on stage. I think it was hands down the funniest moment of that convention.
So, um, yeah, what's up with the downtime? Some candor would be appreciated. It's okay, you can be brief, I'll even be okay with a two or three-word answer. "Server instability." "Fixing an exploit." "Emergency bugfix for character corruption." "Rebooting the Doff timers."
Nitpicking is a time-honored tradition of science fiction. Asking your readers not to worry about the "little things" is like asking a dog not to sniff at people's crotches. If there's something that appears to violate natural laws, then you can expect someone's going to point it out. That's just the way things are.
Why would the Angels want the Morris Marina of servers?
Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
This was posted on the NW forums, dunno if it holds true for here but it's the best information atm I could find - Obviously soul puppets etc have nothing to do with STO hehe (Posted about 10 minutes ago)
I've been noticing quite a bit of speculation going on. Lemme clear some things up:
- This maintenance is not to fix the Soul Puppets at the edge of zones and right-click in chat. We are aware of these issues and they will be fixed soon.
-This maintenance is to fix some vital background processes on our end. Gameplay will remain unaffected (except for the whole servers being down right now, that is).
-Our engineers are working to get things up an running as soon as possible...In fact, I believe they just finished.
Thank you for your patience.
Yes, I'm that Askray@Batbayer in game. Yes, I still play. No, I don't care. Former Community Moderator, Former SSR DJ, Now Full time father to two kids, Husband, Retail Worker. Tiktok: @Askray Facebook: Askray113
This was posted on the NW forums, dunno if it holds true for here but it's the best information atm I could find - Obviously soul puppets etc have nothing to do with STO hehe (Posted about 10 minutes ago)
Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
Honestly haven't played NW enough to know either lol.
Yes, I'm that Askray@Batbayer in game. Yes, I still play. No, I don't care. Former Community Moderator, Former SSR DJ, Now Full time father to two kids, Husband, Retail Worker. Tiktok: @Askray Facebook: Askray113
ok so we all know it isnt Scotty doin the Maintenance
he would say 2 hrs and have it done in 1
so if you people had to pick a Trek Engineer to portray the maintenance team for sto who would it be?
Trip Tucker. Not horrible, but not particularly great. Is just kind of there doing his job. And most fans just kind of forget he ever existed until he's needed.
Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
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New World Order is down too? Noooooooo!
More nomming newspaper
More noms.
Another tactical slot for the Galaxy-X.
More noms.
Taco must do the ice bucket challenge.
Another hanger bay for the Galaxy-X.
More noms.
Duty officer missions to complete when they're supposed to complete. None of this "one at a time when you log in" nonsense.
Oh.....and....of course, more noms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5qVM1vIito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngC-42f9ecA
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
Yes, this is all your fault.
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
No, it's because I finally jumped on the Scimitar funbus and they thought I was enjoying it a bit too much.
The Angels have the server box.
Kiba - Wolf's Rain
At STLV in 2012 during the 25th anniversary cast reunion, each actor was asked to describe their character in one word. Burton chose "barrel-roll" (HYPHENS COUNT!) and then did a barrel roll on stage. I think it was hands down the funniest moment of that convention.
http://www.treknews.net/2012/08/17/stlv-2012-star-trek-tng-cast-reunion-las-vegas/ (alas, no video)
So, um, yeah, what's up with the downtime? Some candor would be appreciated. It's okay, you can be brief, I'll even be okay with a two or three-word answer. "Server instability." "Fixing an exploit." "Emergency bugfix for character corruption." "Rebooting the Doff timers."
Joined January 2009
Why would the Angels want the Morris Marina of servers?
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
Former Community Moderator, Former SSR DJ, Now Full time father to two kids, Husband, Retail Worker.
Tiktok: @Askray Facebook: Askray113
Server Status Light just turned GREEN!
:P
Fingers crossed.
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What's a soul puppet?
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
he would say 2 hrs and have it done in 1
so if you people had to pick a Trek Engineer to portray the maintenance team for sto who would it be?
Honestly haven't played NW enough to know either lol.
Former Community Moderator, Former SSR DJ, Now Full time father to two kids, Husband, Retail Worker.
Tiktok: @Askray Facebook: Askray113
Trip Tucker. Not horrible, but not particularly great. Is just kind of there doing his job. And most fans just kind of forget he ever existed until he's needed.
What's my position?
That people should know what they're screaming about!
(paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
Thanks for the speedy work!