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  • shadowwraith77shadowwraith77 Member Posts: 6,395 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    THE REVENGE OF THE SERVER HAMSTERS!!!!! it has COME :eek:

    See, this is exactly what happens, when you replace server hamsters, with tribbles.
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  • pwecaptainsmirkpwecaptainsmirk Member Posts: 1,167 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    knuhteb5 wrote: »
    Coolant leak!! I can't shut it down! I estimate two minutes until a warp core breach! There's nothing I can do! Dramatically rolls under the blast door just as it closes shut on the warp core room.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN001iUenmU

    You sir win the internet for your Geordi reference :)

    Get all the women and children into the Saucer section and aim it at a planet, post haste!

    ~CaptainSmirk
  • askrayaskray Member Posts: 3,329 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    You sir win the internet for your Geordi reference :)

    Get all the women and children into the Saucer section and aim it at a planet, post haste!

    ~CaptainSmirk

    Make sure a betazoid is at the helm!
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  • gazurtoidgazurtoid Member Posts: 423 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    You sir win the internet for your Geordi reference :)

    Get all the women and children into the Saucer section and aim it at a planet, post haste!

    ~CaptainSmirk

    Have no fear, Deanna will pilot it to safety...
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  • puttenhamputtenham Member Posts: 1,052 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Pro-Tip: Don't run your toons through CE when the server is going down.

    lol, had no idea it was going down lol.. just hopped on, had chat minimized as not to get distracted from running them all, I want to go to bed damnit, but I don't want to fall another day behind.. lol..
  • dracounguisdracounguis Member Posts: 5,358 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    This is why I use gerbils for my servers.
    Sometimes I think I play STO just to have something to complain about on the forums.
  • khan5000khan5000 Member Posts: 3,008 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    What actually happened:

    Server dude #1: See if the server maintenance is done.
    Server dude #2: Uh oh you are not gonna like this.

    Server screen: Server Maintenance Finishing.
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  • ikonn#1068 ikonn Member Posts: 1,450 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    gazurtoid wrote: »
    Have no fear, Deanna will pilot it to safety...

    Looks over at Deanna at the Helm station.

    "Oh... sh*t!"
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  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    looks Over At Deanna At The Helm Station.

    "oh... Sh*t!"

    Dooooooooooooooooooooooooooom
  • alexnt02alexnt02 Member Posts: 13 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    So I figured out the reason for the maintenance, apparently there are not enough bugs currently in game that affect game play so of course they get to fix that!

    btw...my join date in NOT august 2014...wtf?
  • xtern1tyxtern1ty Member Posts: 796 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Ah, so close. We had the CE down to 10% health when we got discoed.


    Read the title... says Emergency. Meaning be glad you got 30 mins advance warning. Could have just booted us all and insta-shut the whole game, but no, devs were nice enough to give us some warning. Be thankful for that bit at least.
  • dracounguisdracounguis Member Posts: 5,358 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Sometimes I think I play STO just to have something to complain about on the forums.
  • discordwhoovediscordwhoove Member Posts: 38 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    alexnt02 wrote: »
    So I figured out the reason for the maintenance, apparently there are not enough bugs currently in game that affect game play so of course they get to fix that!

    no no no. There already millions of bugs. It the server hamsters. They want revenge.
    Janeway: "Commander, set a new course. There's coffee in that nebula."
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  • borthaniusborthanius Member Posts: 97 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Anybody want to speculate/guess what this Emergency Maintenance is all about?

    Knowing these guys most likely something good became available too early & they had to nerf it now, like when the nukara tribbles came out & you could get a mark every 6 seconds instead of once per hour. Remember- cryptic/perfect world want you to grind, & grind, & grind, & grind & anything that gets around that is a no no.
  • kamenriderzero1kamenriderzero1 Member Posts: 906 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    As is traditional, we now take you live to Cryptic studios...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg
    Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
    What's my position?
    That people should know what they're screaming about!
    (paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
  • waywardwandererwaywardwanderer Member Posts: 17 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I think they just wanted to get the ESD shuttles to take you to the Academy shuttle bay instead of beaming you down. :)
  • askrayaskray Member Posts: 3,329 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    alexnt02 wrote: »
    So I figured out the reason for the maintenance, apparently there are not enough bugs currently in game that affect game play so of course they get to fix that!

    btw...my join date in NOT august 2014...wtf?

    2 years ago there was a forum merger...it was well documented and it's why we have archived posts :P
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  • fallenhawkfallenhawk Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    I'll just watch Frozen with my little sister (again).

    <_<
    >_>



    P.s Don't judge me please. <_____<
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  • askrayaskray Member Posts: 3,329 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    fallenhawk wrote: »
    I'll just watch Frozen with my little sister (again).

    <_<
    >_>



    P.s Don't judge me please. <_____<

    No never we don't judge here...


    Totally judging you.
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  • kamenriderzero1kamenriderzero1 Member Posts: 906 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    fallenhawk wrote: »
    I'll just watch Frozen with my little sister (again).

    <_<
    >_>



    P.s Don't judge me please. <_____<

    too late...
    Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
    What's my position?
    That people should know what they're screaming about!
    (paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
  • berginsbergins Member Posts: 3,453 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    fallenhawk wrote: »
    I'll just watch Frozen with my little sister (again).

    <_<
    >_>



    P.s Don't judge me please. <_____<
    No.

    Judged.

    Edit: Wow, Ninja'd like 100 times... I blame the /10char rule.
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  • mhall85mhall85 Member Posts: 2,852 Arc User1
    edited August 2014
    You sir win the internet for your Geordi reference :)

    Get all the women and children into the Saucer section and aim it at a planet, post haste!

    ~CaptainSmirk

    TOO SOON... my teddy bear is still missing. :P :D
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  • minmacdougalminmacdougal Member Posts: 182 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Looks over at Deanna at the Helm station.

    "Oh... sh*t!"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWoPdZ986oo
  • dracounguisdracounguis Member Posts: 5,358 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    fallenhawk wrote: »
    I'll just watch Frozen with my little sister (again).

    <_<
    >_>



    P.s Don't judge me please. <_____<

    You have no little sister do you?
    Sometimes I think I play STO just to have something to complain about on the forums.
  • fallenhawkfallenhawk Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Let It Go. =3 Oh yes I do have one(little sister).
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    I can still move.
    I can still fight.
    I will never give up!
  • dracounguisdracounguis Member Posts: 5,358 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    fallenhawk wrote: »
    Let It Go. =3 Oh yes I do have one(little sister).

    Dragged my little sister to go see Lion King when it came out. ;) She was 8, so it was a good alibi.
    Sometimes I think I play STO just to have something to complain about on the forums.
  • kamenriderzero1kamenriderzero1 Member Posts: 906 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Well...

    Since no one's said it yet...

    Shaka, This is what you get for letting the hamsters unionize...
    Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
    What's my position?
    That people should know what they're screaming about!
    (paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
  • jorantomalakjorantomalak Member Posts: 7,133 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    THE REVENGE OF THE SERVER HAMSTERS!!!!! it has COME :eek:

    http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj253/lisarabbit/hamster_machine_gun.jpg
    The server hamsters are mad again..

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hsKiqCo099Q/hqdefault.jpg

    yeah and they called in the squirrel commandos
  • deaftravis05deaftravis05 Member Posts: 4,885 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    Redrum! redrum!
  • fallenhawkfallenhawk Member Posts: 6 Arc User
    edited August 2014
    azrael605 wrote: »
    My kids are watching that right now, I have three girls.
    Need a hug ?
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    I will never give up!
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