rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited December 2014
*Both Jade's start moving, but Krystal pushes Gaia back*
Krystal: Not you.
Gaia: Aw... chubby getting upset that I'm getting more attention?
Krystal: *eye twitch* I'm pregnant, not fat.
Gaia: Who was the idiot who knocked you up then.
Krystal: *Looks like she's ready to go feral but doesn't make a move*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited December 2014
Gaia: *hand on hip and still managing a seductive look* Who's the new girl?
Krystal: *Glares*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Fiona: Thats it, someone is trying to get her so wrapped in here thay she won't come out. But Ice is more at home in the snow, she alwaus loved to have a snowball fight, and you cnat have a snowball fight with yourself. But, someone got to pull her out. If not, shenwill eventually wither way and die. Something happened since she gave you me.
(Kuntel: you see Ezri and Fiona, and then a black and white landscape. Then you are kicked out.)
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
*A Section 31 officer hails a Regime intelligence officer.*
S31 Officer: I've found something. Gaia's originator is in Delta, and has a colleague that has similar sigs to the ones we found.
RI officer: Okay, give me the cords, I'll have them send a Cartel fleet.
*The Orions get the call... and soon start moving out of the Alpha Quadrant to the Delta Quadrant portal.*
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited December 2014
Ezri: Gave me... you? What? Are you... the ring... you're somehow connected to the ring!
***
Krystal: Not right now guys...
Gaia: So... where am I? Besides the Lexington's brig I assume. And I assume you changed all of your command codes since our last encounter.
Krystal: You assume correctly. Welcome to the Delta Quadrant.
Gaia: *Blinks* Wat?
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited December 2014
Krystal: How'd you convince the Breen to work with you?
Gaia: The Breen? Why the hell would I work with those ice freaks?
Fiona: Me and Ice made these rings to help against problems that arised when we were fighting Fifth column on the moon. Our EVA suits werent good enough with the TRIBBLE new tech, so we produced two rings. Not only invulerability, but some super strength, telepathic communicator and tracking ability. This was a strong enchantment, so a portion of our power was used, and left a little bit of our soul in them. A tiny bit, but what is a tiny bit of infinity. Like any major magical things, we gain sentience in a way. So I am Fiona, bit in a way not.
Ezri, what is that black and white wraith doing here?
Ancient Griffon insult
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
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rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited December 2014
Ezri: *Turns and looks* I... I don't know...
***
Krystal: Tell me everything you know about the Breen attack on my ship with Temporal Displacement tech.
Gaia: Whoever did it was pretty good.
Krystal: Krystal...
Gaia: That's not my name anymore. You can keep it. And I don't know squat about the Breen, and Temporal TRIBBLE gives me a headache just like it does you. Besides... the Breen don't exactly like us after what happened in Deferi territory. They look at me, they see you.
Krystal: *Eye twitch* Who was behind it?
Gaia: I don't know! I've been lounging around for the last two months enjoying the feeling of making a new life and generally being pregnant!
i don't know how you could possibly enjoy that...*he mutters* morning sickness, weight gain, having to pee every five minutes, all those weird cravings
dunno how my counterpart here is managing it either
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Ouranus: If she isn't found... in two hours... you will loose your head.
Orion: Sir, p-please. We have a lead. The Third Fleet is going after her.
Ouranus: WHERE'S THE F*CKING FIRST!? THIS IS MY F*CKING WIFE! Is the First too good to go after their Queen!?
Orion: S-sir, they're going after the other Cartel's in the Multiverse. Like you asked....
Ouranus: This takes PRECEDENCE!
Orion: Yes sir. We'll call the First back if the Third is obliterated...
Ouranus, calming down: Fine, yes. Do that...
***
*The Third Orion Cartel Fleet forms up in a neutral system, getting ready to warp into the same system as the Lexington.*
***
At this point? I have no idea...
rattler2Member, Star Trek Online ModeratorPosts: 58,564Community Moderator
edited December 2014
Krystal: I'm a werefox Joule. And so is she. She just seems to prefer flaunting it.
Gaia: It has its downsides Shadow. But... there's just something about knowing you're going to be a mother. And I get all the cheesey poofs I want when I want.
Krystal: Glad I don't get pickle cravings. I hate pickles.
Gaia: Just wait Krys. It'll come. And I bet I'm bigger than you'll ever be.
Krystal: Enjoying yourself?
Gaia: What? Can't a woman take pride in her work? *Gestures at her belly*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Comments
Krystal: Not you.
Gaia: Aw... chubby getting upset that I'm getting more attention?
Krystal: *eye twitch* I'm pregnant, not fat.
Gaia: Who was the idiot who knocked you up then.
Krystal: *Looks like she's ready to go feral but doesn't make a move*
okay, my job is done...your show now, unless you need me to curse her
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Krystal: *Glares*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(Kuntel: you see Ezri and Fiona, and then a black and white landscape. Then you are kicked out.)
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
S31 Officer: I've found something. Gaia's originator is in Delta, and has a colleague that has similar sigs to the ones we found.
RI officer: Okay, give me the cords, I'll have them send a Cartel fleet.
*The Orions get the call... and soon start moving out of the Alpha Quadrant to the Delta Quadrant portal.*
***
Krystal: Not right now guys...
Gaia: So... where am I? Besides the Lexington's brig I assume. And I assume you changed all of your command codes since our last encounter.
Krystal: You assume correctly. Welcome to the Delta Quadrant.
Gaia: *Blinks* Wat?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Gaia: The Breen? Why the hell would I work with those ice freaks?
Ezri, what is that black and white wraith doing here?
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*He looks away at something.*
They're even causing the spacial ley lines to warp...
Eight: Why? What happened?
Joule: No idea Kuntel is going on about something weird and something weird is happening to rose.
Eight: I'll be there shortly.
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Joule: So who's she? *Gestures at Gaia.*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
Krystal: Tell me everything you know about the Breen attack on my ship with Temporal Displacement tech.
Gaia: Whoever did it was pretty good.
Krystal: Krystal...
Gaia: That's not my name anymore. You can keep it. And I don't know squat about the Breen, and Temporal TRIBBLE gives me a headache just like it does you. Besides... the Breen don't exactly like us after what happened in Deferi territory. They look at me, they see you.
Krystal: *Eye twitch* Who was behind it?
Gaia: I don't know! I've been lounging around for the last two months enjoying the feeling of making a new life and generally being pregnant!
***
Eight: *Now in sickbay* What happened Kuntel?
dunno how my counterpart here is managing it either
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Orion: Sir, p-please. We have a lead. The Third Fleet is going after her.
Ouranus: WHERE'S THE F*CKING FIRST!? THIS IS MY F*CKING WIFE! Is the First too good to go after their Queen!?
Orion: S-sir, they're going after the other Cartel's in the Multiverse. Like you asked....
Ouranus: This takes PRECEDENCE!
Orion: Yes sir. We'll call the First back if the Third is obliterated...
Ouranus, calming down: Fine, yes. Do that...
***
*The Third Orion Cartel Fleet forms up in a neutral system, getting ready to warp into the same system as the Lexington.*
***
At this point? I have no idea...
Eight: Rose? Can you hear me?
Gaia: It has its downsides Shadow. But... there's just something about knowing you're going to be a mother. And I get all the cheesey poofs I want when I want.
Krystal: Glad I don't get pickle cravings. I hate pickles.
Gaia: Just wait Krys. It'll come. And I bet I'm bigger than you'll ever be.
Krystal: Enjoying yourself?
Gaia: What? Can't a woman take pride in her work? *Gestures at her belly*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"