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  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *A few hours later.*

    *Stumbles into the Ready Room wearing dark glasses, looking like a blind man.*

    Krys? Krys?
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,564 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    *Krystal is asleep at her desk, face down on a pile of PADDs*
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *Stumbles over and smiles at her.*

    Hmm... is she passed out enough for me to carry her back to bed?
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *a knock sounds on the ready room door*
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *Grumbles something and walks over quietly, eyes still shaded. Opens it partly.*

    Yes?
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,564 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    *Jerks awake at the knock*
    Hua? Wha?
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    God, you woke the Captain up. Are you happy now?
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *Rachel enters, saluting Jade crisply*

    Shift change, Sir. Apologies for waking you up. Hey, I asked your XO out, is she into pinkskin women?

    Also, we've finished our ordered tour of the ship, we found nothing.

    Your security crew is excellent. Pleasure to serve with them.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    ...

    *Mouths along with Rachel's speech indignantly, then rolls his eyes and closes the door.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    ...

    *Mouths along with Rachel's speech indignantly, then rolls his eyes and closes the door.*

    *sighs and turns around on her heel*

    I'll come back later with my full report, I suppose.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    Oh no, I was just leaving.

    *Looks at Rachel, through his dark glasses.*

    Go ahead, sorry for interrupting.

    *Walks out.*
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,564 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    I appreciate your attention to duty. However its not necessary to be standing guard over me constantly. Especially when we're still in Federation Space. And... Tala hasn't really shown any interest in finding a boyfriend, let alone a girlfriend.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    kuntel wrote: »
    Oh no, I was just leaving.

    *Looks at Rachel, through his dark glasses.*

    Go ahead, sorry for interrupting.

    *Walks out.*

    As you wish.

    Captain, Sir. My report on shipboard security and your personal safety--frankly, I'm impressed. Haven't seen a ship this tight in years.

    *hands Jade a PADD*

    It's my shift to guard you, by the way.
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    I appreciate your attention to duty. However its not necessary to be standing guard over me constantly. Especially when we're still in Federation Space. And... Tala hasn't really shown any interest in finding a boyfriend, let alone a girlfriend.

    Bah. I'll get through to her eventually.

    Sorry, Sir, but orders are orders. Straight from the Admiral's desk.

    He said something about a Grand Vizier and danger magnets?
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *Looks at Tala, raising an eyebrow.*

    Now, stay with me here, this question has a point. Are you a TRIBBLE, Tala?
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    (OOC: Kuntel is alot more subtle then that)
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,282 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    (ehh...no, not really)
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,564 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    Tala: *Blinks* Last time I checked... No I wasn't.
    ***
    *Facedesk*
    Just because I married a prince doesn't mean I'm any different from any other Starfleet Captain. Unless I got promoted to Rear Admiral and wasn't told or something. And I think Sakura might not like you infringing on her territory as Security Chief.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Tala: *Blinks* Last time I checked... No I wasn't.
    ***
    *Facedesk*
    Just because I married a prince doesn't mean I'm any different from any other Starfleet Captain. Unless I got promoted to Rear Admiral and wasn't told or something. And I think Sakura might not like you infringing on her territory as Security Chief.

    I'm not terribly happy about this either, Sir. But orders are orders, and the Admiral's orders were VERY clear.

    Although I would like to meet this Grand Vizier guy who caused so much trouble on this ship and give him a piece of my mind. Or seven.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,564 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    Yea... you might want to avoid punching him in the face. Apparently he's got a metal skull. But... he's still got the one vulnerability inherant in all males.
    *Devious smile for a minute*
    Anyways... Admiral's orders or not... As your direct Commanding Officer... relax.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,282 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    and as jade's big brother...annoy her and you'll be answering to me
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Tala: *Blinks* Last time I checked... No I wasn't.
    ***
    *Facedesk*
    Just because I married a prince doesn't mean I'm any different from any other Starfleet Captain. Unless I got promoted to Rear Admiral and wasn't told or something. And I think Sakura might not like you infringing on her territory as Security Chief.

    'Kay, you're gonna have to break that to the new security guard girl. Rachel something.

    *Walks out, but shows some evidence of still being under the influence of medical perscipstions.*
  • worffan101worffan101 Member Posts: 9,518 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    rattler2 wrote: »
    Yea... you might want to avoid punching him in the face. Apparently he's got a metal skull. But... he's still got the one vulnerability inherant in all males.
    *Devious smile for a minute*
    Anyways... Admiral's orders or not... As your direct Commanding Officer... relax.

    Well, that's comforting. *winks with a wicked grin*

    And thanks. If you need me to leave guard duty to, say, kick the living snot out of some Kazon fools, I'd be happy to do it.

    Talaxians, too, I loathe those incompetent fools, and I'm about 40% sure that they're like Pakleds, and use their terrible food in an attempt to exterminate other species.
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    (Rose gets up and heads down to Amelei's science lab/office, and sees if shes in)

    Mel, you in here? I think its time to see if that portal anchor still around.
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,564 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    Amelei: Just getting things squared away for the Delta Quadrant. I can spare some time. Got all kinds of new gear that is normally assigned to a dedicated research ship.
    ***
    Tala: *Wonders whats going on*
    ***
    Jade: I don't need a guard standing outside my door. And from what I read of the Talaxians... they're pretty friendly, so I wouldn't worry about them.
    *Sighs*
    One reason I say I don't need a guard is because there's not gonna be much you can do if I get taken off the ship like the last few times. Assigning MACOs to guard duty is a waste of your skills.

    We are gonna pick up some more MACOs en route, and... I'm thinking you'd do better getting them oriented with the Lexington instead of dieing of boredom standing outside a door.
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,282 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *perches himself on the corner of jade's desk*

    so are we heading for the japori gate yet? it doesn't feel like we're at warp...or transwarp...or slipstream
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • rattler2rattler2 Member, Star Trek Online Moderator Posts: 58,564 Community Moderator
    edited October 2014
    You can feel it?
    *Tilts head to the side*
    I wonder if they realigned the Torque Sensors while we were in dock...
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    I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
    The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
  • icerose20icerose20 Member Posts: 18,379 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    New toys with all the new lights and whistles. Well, since we are heading into an area that was barely mapped out, let alone actually studied; the new equipment and crew should help.

    Unless someone freaks out again.

    So you need any help?
    Ancient Griffon insult

    That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
  • legendarylycan#5411 legendarylycan Member Posts: 37,282 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    well, maybe 'feel' isn't the right word...i can hear the engines thrumming; each one has a unique sound while it's active and i don't hear any of them right now
    Like special weapons from other Star Trek games? Wondering if they can be replicated in STO even a little bit? Check this out: https://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1262277/a-mostly-comprehensive-guide-to-star-trek-videogame-special-weapons-and-their-sto-equivalents

    #LegalizeAwoo

    A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
    An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
    A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
    A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"


    "It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
    "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
    Passion and Serenity are one.
    I gain power by understanding both.
    In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
    I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
    The Force is united within me.
  • kuntelkuntel Member Posts: 16,484 Arc User
    edited October 2014
    *Frowns and walks into the Captains Quuarters, ignoring the black dog that had practically become the family pet, and passes out on the couch.*
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