A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Dundee: hmmmm.... I have been poisoned before.... it wasn't that bad
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
todd: you say that now....wait until you experience the kind of poisoning that'll make you wish you were dead
(okay, this is rapidly getting more forced and awkward trying to come up with things to talk about - i say we just do the timeskip, hurricane or not; even if you lose power, whatever we manage to get done before that, at least we got THAT much done, instead of continuing like this AND possibly having to deal with a weeks-long power outage on top of it)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(Wanted to have Nick sit out this mission anyways. Hence why he would be gone a week or so. Still got bri to do it)
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
(You're the one that wanted to time skip it? Do it then?)
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Nexa: You could save a few for me. *she laughs, but doesn't make much of a fuss, following Valendria and shooting any klingons that try to get the drop on her* These are klingons and most of them have a sense of honor but its uncommon for them to actually act like that. *she's very impressed with how she takes them all down, she hasn't seen someone fight like that before*
***
Oculus: *she holds onto Jaessa as they walk, leading her to the other part of the holodeck where they find Briana, T'Lera, and Jakara all cuddled up in bed, each of the girls on one side of Jakara.* Well, seems like they might've tried to beat us in festivities.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Oculus: I think we should. I'm sure they've gotten a decent rest and if not they can relax in their quarters.
*T'Lera makes a little noise and snuggles into Kara more*
***
*The simulation spawns in a Dahar Master since there has been an over abundance of melee combat. The Klingon Wields a Bat'leh and begins to charge at Valendria*
Jaessa: *force throws a pillow at them* hey wake up!
******
Valendria: *catches the bat’leth with her blade letting it slide down away from her effectively deflecting it away and using the dahar masters own weight against him. In a single stroke she uses the opportunity to draw slice his lower abdomen, her movement is fluid quick and decisive as she pirouettes behind him and with a flick of her arm the dahar master falls dead cut clean in half, she has a dissatisfied expression.* none of these fools know even the basics of melee combat!
"The rains have ceased and we are graced with another beautiful day. but you are not here to see it."
T'Lera: Eep! *She looks around groggily, waking up immediately from the pillow* Huh? What time is it? How long have we been sleeping?
Oculus: *She laughs* Only a bit longer than we did, we came to check on you when we woke up. Seems you had as much fun as we did.
*T'Lera blushes deeply, very bashful but she nods in agreement, trying to help wake up Kara and Bri, staying very close to them in her undressed state*
***
Nexa: To be fair they're only simulated, its not quite the same as fighting the real thing, though I doubt even a real klingon would give you much trouble. *after a few more klingon deaths the training sim ends, showing a scoreboard. Nexa didn't kill as many as Valendria, but Valendria took a few hits deducting it from her Score, Valendria is the winner, but its much closer than it could have been*
Briana: *stays asleep, groaning as the others try to wake her up*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Briana: *takes a pillow, covering her head with it, groaning*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*the foxhound drops out of warp near DS9, and after getting clearance to dock, todd heads toward the rear of the ship and loadly smacks his paw against the doorframe of the ship's quarters* we're here! *he waits to make sure dundee is coherent enough to actually understand sapient speech before continuing* freshen up and grab something to eat - we'll be docking shortly
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*todd growls and walks away, then comes back a few seconds later and throws a hypo at dundee* inject yourself with that and THEN freshen up and grab some breakfast
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Dundee: freshen up with what? I'm in a jumpsuit that hasn't been washed since the 1990's technically speaking and coveted in oil stains, a white powder in some places... and has so much alcohol spilled over it
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Dundee: *gets up* Recycle it?! Hell no! This is my favorite outfit!
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
todd: you know you can just have it recreate the exact same outfit, or just have the dirt and drugs removed (i mean, that's gotta be how they clean stuff, because we never see washers on any ship)
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Dundee: you're asking me to destroy something dear to me then replace it. Ya can't replace the luck or memories!
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Dundee: No, I didn't! *injects himself with the hypo then walks towards the shower* I'm just gonna wear this into the shower. Take care of it.
********
Briana: Jakaaaaaaaara.... just... open a portal under us and drop us in my quarters.... *yawns* don't forget the clothes....
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
todd: *following dundee toward the facility and yells through the closed door* you are not meeting the leader of an interstellar nation smelling of sweat, cocaine and diana knows what else! especially not when said leader has olfactory senses three times stronger than a dog's who in themselves have an olfactory sense fourty times greater than a human's!
and no, a shower is not a good substitute for a proper clothes washing!
alex: *walks up and palms krystal's door chime*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Comments
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
(okay, this is rapidly getting more forced and awkward trying to come up with things to talk about - i say we just do the timeskip, hurricane or not; even if you lose power, whatever we manage to get done before that, at least we got THAT much done, instead of continuing like this AND possibly having to deal with a weeks-long power outage on top of it)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
RATTLER, get your fuzzy butt in here!)
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
***
Oculus: *she holds onto Jaessa as they walk, leading her to the other part of the holodeck where they find Briana, T'Lera, and Jakara all cuddled up in bed, each of the girls on one side of Jakara.* Well, seems like they might've tried to beat us in festivities.
******
Valendria: *cuts down more Klingons and fires her bolt pistol*
*T'Lera makes a little noise and snuggles into Kara more*
***
*The simulation spawns in a Dahar Master since there has been an over abundance of melee combat. The Klingon Wields a Bat'leh and begins to charge at Valendria*
Nexa: Oh I guess we're doing too well.
******
Valendria: *catches the bat’leth with her blade letting it slide down away from her effectively deflecting it away and using the dahar masters own weight against him. In a single stroke she uses the opportunity to draw slice his lower abdomen, her movement is fluid quick and decisive as she pirouettes behind him and with a flick of her arm the dahar master falls dead cut clean in half, she has a dissatisfied expression.* none of these fools know even the basics of melee combat!
Oculus: *She laughs* Only a bit longer than we did, we came to check on you when we woke up. Seems you had as much fun as we did.
*T'Lera blushes deeply, very bashful but she nods in agreement, trying to help wake up Kara and Bri, staying very close to them in her undressed state*
***
Nexa: To be fair they're only simulated, its not quite the same as fighting the real thing, though I doubt even a real klingon would give you much trouble. *after a few more klingon deaths the training sim ends, showing a scoreboard. Nexa didn't kill as many as Valendria, but Valendria took a few hits deducting it from her Score, Valendria is the winner, but its much closer than it could have been*
*the foxhound drops out of warp near DS9, and after getting clearance to dock, todd heads toward the rear of the ship and loadly smacks his paw against the doorframe of the ship's quarters* we're here! *he waits to make sure dundee is coherent enough to actually understand sapient speech before continuing* freshen up and grab something to eat - we'll be docking shortly
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
*********
Dundee: *hungover Australian groans*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
********
Briana: Jakaaaaaaaara.... just... open a portal under us and drop us in my quarters.... *yawns* don't forget the clothes....
and no, a shower is not a good substitute for a proper clothes washing!
alex: *walks up and palms krystal's door chime*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"