*as they make their way inside, they're met by a portly man with a very irate-sounding voice*
mayor: piper! who let you back inside? i told sullivan to keep that gate shut! you devious, rabble-rousing slanderer! the...the level of dishonesty in that paper of yours! i'll have that printer scrapped for parts!
matt: you get the feeling her 'dishonesty' hit rather close to the mark?
SS: oh yeah...
piper: oooh, that a statement, mr. mcdonough? *she gestures with her arms like she's revealing the headline of a newspaper* "tyrant mayor shuts down the press?"
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick:*Whispers back* Me too, She reminds me of Me. *Clears his throat and takes an at ease stance, looking at mcdonough*
**************
Briana: Alright then. *Starts tossing snowballs at whoever comes into her sights, minus Ezri*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: I'm with these two. Free speech and press are the building blocks to any successful civilization.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
mayor: *turning to the group* oh, i didn't mean to bring you into this argument, good sirs. no no no...you look like diamond city material. welcome to the great green jewel of the commonwealth. safe. happy. a fine place to come, spend your money, settle down. don't let this muckraker here tell you otherwise, all right?
matt: *lets out a clearly fake sneeze* sorry, allergies acting up - my body can't take heavy doses of b.ullshit
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: I'm sorry about my friend here. *Offers a hand, giving a fake smile* My name is Doctor O'Connor. these are my friends *Gestures to the group* We have come a long way. I'm from far down south. While our man in armor here is more of a local. Our friend in armor's son has been taken and we where told to come here for help finding the boy. I'm sure a respectable man like you knows the right people and could point us in the right direction.
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*Briana giggles at Ezri and throws another snowball at Raneson, aimed for her chest*
Briana: Gotta focus fire on her!
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
piper: *interrupting* taken? you mean like, kidnapped? well, mcdonough? diamond city security going to investigate this? how about all the other kidnapping reports you been ignoring?
mayor: *nervously speaking over piper's last few words* d-don't listen to her. while i am afraid our security team can't follow every case that comes through, i'm confident you can find help here. diamond has every conceivable service known to man. one of our great citizens can surely find the time to help you
SS: a mayor of a great city must know everyone. who can help me? *he asks, repeating nick's earlier question and turning on the charm*
mayor: *sounding rather reluctant to be handing out the information* well, there is one private citizen. nick valentine. a...detective of sorts, who specializes in tracking people down. usually for debts and whatnot. now, i have to get going. i'm sorry diamond city security doesn't have time to help, but i'm sure mister valentine charges a reasonable fee.
piper: *supremely irritated* this is ridiculous! diamond city security can't spare one officer to help? i want the truth, mcdonough! what's the real reason security never investigates any kidnappings?
mayor: *now also getting irritated, pointing threateningly at piper* i've had enough of this, piper! from now on, consider you and that little sister of yours on notice.
piper: yeah, keep talkin', mcdonough. that's all you're good for.
mayor: *turns away with a 'harumph!' and stalks back into the city*
piper: *turning to the group* i'm impressed, not everyone can claw information out of mcdonough's tight-fisted hands. hmm, why don't you stop by my office after you see valentine? i think i just found my next story. *and with that, she walks into the city as well*
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Nick: I'm sure we will if we have the time. I wish you luck with Mayor Mcdoughnut
**********
Briana: Oorah! *Briana makes a snowball and pitches it like a baseball at relatively high speed, aimed at Raneson's Center of Mass*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
*Briana takes a wide stance, facing the snowball and holds her hands out, wrapping her hands around the snowball and moving her arms back with the kinetic energy and down, Throwing the snowball back at Raneson*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Briana: I'm with you, Ezri! *Starts quickly pelting Snowballs at Raneson*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Briana: I hope you're sitting in that trench because you're surrendering! *Packs another snowball in her hands*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Prime Raneson: On the contrary... *Pops up and rapidly throws a snowball right at Briana, said snowball going too fast to dodge in time, and it lands on her chest with a SMACK*
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*Raneson gets pelted by two snowballs from Ezri in response*
*Briana wipes the snow off of her chest and pitches her snowball at Raneson*
"We have no tomorrow, but there's still hope for the future. In our struggle to survive the present, we push the future farther away. Will I see it in my lifetime? Probably not. Which means there's no time to waste. Someday the world will no longer need us. No need for the gun, or the hand to pull the trigger." -Punished Snake
Prime Raneson: *Falls over, then pops up again, and rapidly fires off some snowballs, all of them hitting Erzi; a grand total of 4 snowballs by the end of the throwing*
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mayor: piper! who let you back inside? i told sullivan to keep that gate shut! you devious, rabble-rousing slanderer! the...the level of dishonesty in that paper of yours! i'll have that printer scrapped for parts!
matt: you get the feeling her 'dishonesty' hit rather close to the mark?
SS: oh yeah...
piper: oooh, that a statement, mr. mcdonough? *she gestures with her arms like she's revealing the headline of a newspaper* "tyrant mayor shuts down the press?"
matt: *whispering* i like her
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
**************
Briana: Alright then. *Starts tossing snowballs at whoever comes into her sights, minus Ezri*
matt: as long as the news is factual and impartial, not tainted by politics or money...hell yes!
SS: what newspaper are you talking about?
piper: mine. publick occurrences, and we're the hard look at the truth. so are you with us or not?
SS: always believed in freedom of the press.
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
matt: *lets out a clearly fake sneeze* sorry, allergies acting up - my body can't take heavy doses of b.ullshit
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Ezri: *throws a snowball at Raneson*
*******
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Briana: Gotta focus fire on her!
*Zach and Jack make their own snow fort*
mayor: *nervously speaking over piper's last few words* d-don't listen to her. while i am afraid our security team can't follow every case that comes through, i'm confident you can find help here. diamond has every conceivable service known to man. one of our great citizens can surely find the time to help you
SS: a mayor of a great city must know everyone. who can help me? *he asks, repeating nick's earlier question and turning on the charm*
mayor: *sounding rather reluctant to be handing out the information* well, there is one private citizen. nick valentine. a...detective of sorts, who specializes in tracking people down. usually for debts and whatnot. now, i have to get going. i'm sorry diamond city security doesn't have time to help, but i'm sure mister valentine charges a reasonable fee.
piper: *supremely irritated* this is ridiculous! diamond city security can't spare one officer to help? i want the truth, mcdonough! what's the real reason security never investigates any kidnappings?
mayor: *now also getting irritated, pointing threateningly at piper* i've had enough of this, piper! from now on, consider you and that little sister of yours on notice.
piper: yeah, keep talkin', mcdonough. that's all you're good for.
mayor: *turns away with a 'harumph!' and stalks back into the city*
piper: *turning to the group* i'm impressed, not everyone can claw information out of mcdonough's tight-fisted hands. hmm, why don't you stop by my office after you see valentine? i think i just found my next story. *and with that, she walks into the city as well*
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
**********
Briana: Oorah! *Briana makes a snowball and pitches it like a baseball at relatively high speed, aimed at Raneson's Center of Mass*
That one is so stupid, he lost a Rock/Paper/Scissors game to a Pony.
Prime Raneson: Hehehe...