just watch out for the borg torpedoes...they have special ones that can drain shields fast, and i've noticed that while ha'taks tend to be heavily armed and maneuverable for vessels of their size, they pay for it by being very lightly armored
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
That's how hives operate right? There's always a queen?
Ba'al says to hit the biggest Borg installations we can find with C-fractional strikes until they're space dust and keep shooting until they're all dead.
He's already in the Time Jumper and ready to make a break for it. I suggest that we sling some fullerened antimatter at the Borg at .999 c.
Ba'al says to hit the biggest Borg installations we can find with C-fractional strikes until they're space dust and keep shooting until they're all dead.
He's already in the Time Jumper and ready to make a break for it. I suggest that we sling some fullerened antimatter at the Borg at .999 c.
Hail Ba'al!
At that speed, it should hit the Borg in, what, 500 years, taking into account relativity?
I have a better idea. Stargate, sun, boom, no more Borg.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
a thalaron pulse would work...instant death for every borg in the armada, meaning we'll have an entire fleet of intact borg tech to salvage and reverse-engineer
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Just got off the line with Ba'al. He says to hit the Borg with everything we've got, give and expect no quarter.
Administrator of Cosmic Smitations Sander233, we're going to need a few C-fractional strikes.
Hail Ba'al!
I hope the Sovereign realizes just how much energy it takes to accelerate big space rocks to relativistic velocity. Plus, I need to have the air conditioning set at 72F to keep the Xbox at optimal temperature. He is not going to like this month's power bill.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
a thalaron pulse would work...instant death for every borg in the armada, meaning we'll have an entire fleet of intact borg tech to salvage and reverse-engineer
I hope the Sovereign realizes just how much energy it takes to accelerate big space rocks to relativistic velocity. Plus, I need to have the air conditioning set at 72F to keep the Xbox at optimal temperature. He is not going to like this month's power bill.
if he can afford to pay billions to multiple people per week, i don't think a miniscule-by-comparison power bill is going to be an issue
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
I hope the Sovereign realizes just how much energy it takes to accelerate big space rocks to relativistic velocity. Plus, I need to have the air conditioning set at 72F to keep the Xbox at optimal temperature. He is not going to like this month's power bill.
If it's too expensive, there's a pleasure palace in Greenland you can take.
a thalaron pulse would work...instant death for every borg in the armada, meaning we'll have an entire fleet of intact borg tech to salvage and reverse-engineer
NO. The Sovereign says no reverse-engineering Borg tech, period.
Unless you can give him enough Borg neural processors, dilithium, energy credits, and those little green medals that drop from Borg corpses.
I hope the Sovereign realizes just how much energy it takes to accelerate big space rocks to relativistic velocity. Plus, I need to have the air conditioning set at 72F to keep the Xbox at optimal temperature. He is not going to like this month's power bill.
Don't worry, Ba'al can cover it. Hit 'em hard and fast.
That's a little more than the energy the sun imparts on the earth over the course of six years.
That's for one average-sized asteroid getting accelerated to .9c
Trust me, he'll notice the extra zeros.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Where am I sending these things, anyway? I kinda need specific coordinates to aim at, because once you get a billion-ton boulder moving at the better part of light speed, it doesn't stop until it hits something bigger.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Where am I sending these things, anyway? I kinda need specific coordinates to aim at, because once you get a billion-ton boulder moving at the better part of light speed, it doesn't stop until it hits something bigger.
Colonization Minister Ryan218 has the system coordinates. Hang out around the system's equivalent of a Kuiper belt and shoot rocks at Borg ships and installations.
Be sure to use lots and lots of fullerened antimatter. Ba'al is a firm believer in There Is No Kill Like Overkill.
Where am I sending these things, anyway? I kinda need specific coordinates to aim at, because once you get a billion-ton boulder moving at the better part of light speed, it doesn't stop until it hits something bigger.
why not send it in the direction of the primary unicomplex? losing that ought to set the borg back for a few years, especially if the queen happens to be there at the time
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
why not send it in the direction of the primary unicomplex? losing that ought to set the borg back for a few years, especially if the queen happens to be there at the time
why not send it in the direction of the primary unicomplex? losing that ought to set the borg back for a few years, especially if the queen happens to be there at the time
Because there isn't one. All that's there is a dozen cubes about the size of Anubis' Mothership.
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch." "We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Passion and Serenity are one.
I gain power by understanding both.
In the chaos of their battle, I bring order.
I am a shadow, darkness born from light.
The Force is united within me.
Right, Sander, just shoot fullerened antimatter asteroids at near-lightspeed at the Borg cubes.
Hail Ba'al!
One dozen heaping doses of overkill, coming right up.
Hail Ba'al!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
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Maybe if we find the queen.
*Looks around.*
That's how hives operate right? There's always a queen?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Ba'al says to hit the biggest Borg installations we can find with C-fractional strikes until they're space dust and keep shooting until they're all dead.
He's already in the Time Jumper and ready to make a break for it. I suggest that we sling some fullerened antimatter at the Borg at .999 c.
Hail Ba'al!
At that speed, it should hit the Borg in, what, 500 years, taking into account relativity?
I have a better idea. Stargate, sun, boom, no more Borg.
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No, you sit on the outskirts of the system and shoot rocks really fast. It only takes a few seconds per shot.
Although...
Give the Stargate-blow-up-sun idea a shot.
Hail Ba'al!
we do have one now, don't we? i know my universe's carter always managed to quickly complete any given task
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
I hope the Sovereign realizes just how much energy it takes to accelerate big space rocks to relativistic velocity. Plus, I need to have the air conditioning set at 72F to keep the Xbox at optimal temperature. He is not going to like this month's power bill.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
No. Remember what happened with the replicators?
*Looks at Kuntel.*
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#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
What? What? It's not like I'm going to reverse engineer borg tech and infect thousand to have my own zombie army!
*Looks at watch.*
Besides, do you know how much time that would take? It would take years! I don't have that kind of attention span.
*Looks back at Ryan.*
I could just contact the Tal'Shiar if I wanted some borg tech...
*glances at jade* isn't that right?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
If it's too expensive, there's a pleasure palace in Greenland you can take.
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Unless you can give him enough Borg neural processors, dilithium, energy credits, and those little green medals that drop from Borg corpses.
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Don't worry, Ba'al can cover it. Hit 'em hard and fast.
Hail Ba'al!
...
1/2(1,000,000,000kg) * .9c^2 = 36.45 yottajoules (yotta=10^24)
That's a little more than the energy the sun imparts on the earth over the course of six years.
That's for one average-sized asteroid getting accelerated to .9c
Trust me, he'll notice the extra zeros.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
One word. ZPM.
We stole a few dozen from the Ancients courtesy of the Time Jumper.
That plus our naquadriah generators equals all the energy you need, courtesy of Space Magic (tm).
Hail Ba'al!
and speaking of pegasus, did ba'al ever end up claiming atlantis?
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Two years ago, yes. Carter's working on the arcturus reactor as we speak.
Hail Ba'al!
That's an acronym, not a word.
But as the Sovereign commands...
Where am I sending these things, anyway? I kinda need specific coordinates to aim at, because once you get a billion-ton boulder moving at the better part of light speed, it doesn't stop until it hits something bigger.
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
Colonization Minister Ryan218 has the system coordinates. Hang out around the system's equivalent of a Kuiper belt and shoot rocks at Borg ships and installations.
Be sure to use lots and lots of fullerened antimatter. Ba'al is a firm believer in There Is No Kill Like Overkill.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
Yeah, do that. Sending the coordinates now.
Hail Ba'al!
Because there isn't one. All that's there is a dozen cubes about the size of Anubis' Mothership.
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Ba'al's mothership, the Extreme Prejudice, now.
Right, Sander, just shoot fullerened antimatter asteroids at near-lightspeed at the Borg cubes.
Hail Ba'al!
#LegalizeAwoo
A normie goes "Oh, what's this?"
An otaku goes "UwU, what's this?"
A furry goes "OwO, what's this?"
A werewolf goes "Awoo, what's this?"
"It's nothing personal, I just don't feel like I've gotten to know a person until I've sniffed their crotch."
"We said 'no' to Mr. Curiosity. We're not home. Curiosity is not welcome, it is not to be invited in. Curiosity...is bad. It gets you in trouble, it gets you killed, and more importantly...it makes you poor!"
One dozen heaping doses of overkill, coming right up.
Hail Ba'al!
...Oh, baby, you know, I've really got to leave you / Oh, I can hear it callin 'me / I said don't you hear it callin' me the way it used to do?...
- Anne Bredon
*watches explosion*
You will be commended again, Administrator!
Hail Ba'al!
*Jackson falls over and then ascends.*
Well.... okaay. Never mind. Is Jade still around? She might want to take notes on the effectiveness of rocks against the Borg.
Jackson's dead, the Regime is intact, the bad guys are all dead...
Think we won. Drinks at O'Malley's are on me.
Hail Ba'al!