Damn it I told you cryptic not to let scotty mess with the inducer. He put it under 3% again.
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Inside PWE HQ:
Tech 1: "How long do you need to fix the server?"
Tech 2: "An hour sir. But for you I'll do it in two days. That's why they call me the miracle worker."
Or:
Tech 1: "common man, the players are complaining. You need to fix it right away!"
Tech 2: " I'm doing all I can sir. If I push it any harder, the whole thing will blow!"
Kirk: "Scotty! How long will it take to get the controls up and working?"
Scotty: "Usually four weeks, sir. But for you, it'll be two days."
Kirk: "How do you do it, Scotty?"
1 1 ms <1 ms 1 ms homeportal [192.168.1.254]
2 29 ms 24 ms 24 ms 76-216-248-2.lightspeed.sndgca.sbcglobal.n
.216.248.2]
3 * * * Request timed out.
4 25 ms 25 ms 27 ms 12.83.70.145
5 29 ms 31 ms 31 ms gar29.la2ca.ip.att.net [12.122.129.233]
6 42 ms 42 ms 42 ms be2001.ccr23.lax05.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.149]
7 41 ms 41 ms 41 ms be2178.mpd22.lax01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.117]
8 62 ms 62 ms 63 ms be2068.mpd22.iah01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
157]
9 74 ms 75 ms 73 ms be2172.ccr21.atl01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.17]
10 90 ms 90 ms 90 ms be2170.mpd21.dca01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.106]
11 95 ms 95 ms 95 ms be2151.mpd22.jfk02.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.74]
12 101 ms 101 ms 101 ms be2094.ccr21.bos01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.14]
13 100 ms 101 ms 100 ms te3-4.ccr01.bos06.atlas.cogentco.com [154.
134]
14 110 ms 107 ms 107 ms 38.111.40.114
15 122 ms 110 ms 102 ms support.crypticstudios.com [208.95.185.46]
1 1 ms <1 ms 1 ms homeportal [192.168.1.254]
2 29 ms 24 ms 24 ms 76-216-248-2.lightspeed.sndgca.sbcglobal.n
.216.248.2]
3 * * * Request timed out.
4 25 ms 25 ms 27 ms 12.83.70.145
5 29 ms 31 ms 31 ms gar29.la2ca.ip.att.net [12.122.129.233]
6 42 ms 42 ms 42 ms be2001.ccr23.lax05.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.149]
7 41 ms 41 ms 41 ms be2178.mpd22.lax01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.117]
8 62 ms 62 ms 63 ms be2068.mpd22.iah01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
157]
9 74 ms 75 ms 73 ms be2172.ccr21.atl01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.17]
10 90 ms 90 ms 90 ms be2170.mpd21.dca01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.106]
11 95 ms 95 ms 95 ms be2151.mpd22.jfk02.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.74]
12 101 ms 101 ms 101 ms be2094.ccr21.bos01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.14]
13 100 ms 101 ms 100 ms te3-4.ccr01.bos06.atlas.cogentco.com [154.
134]
14 110 ms 107 ms 107 ms 38.111.40.114
15 122 ms 110 ms 102 ms support.crypticstudios.com [208.95.185.46]
All servers are located at a data center in boston, MA on the east coast.
Yes, I'm that Askray@Batbayer in game. Yes, I still play. No, I don't care. Former Community Moderator, Former SSR DJ, Now Full time father to two kids, Husband, Retail Worker. Tiktok: @Askray Facebook: Askray113
Inside PWE HQ:
Tech 1: "How long do you need to fix the server?"
Tech 2: "An hour sir. But for you I'll do it in two days. That's why they call me the miracle worker."
Or:
Tech 1: "common man, the players are complaining. You need to fix it right away!"
Tech 2: " I'm doing all I can sir. If I push it any harder, the whole thing will blow!"
lol What I hear from my runners is this usually.
Me: "Server 5 on rack c is needs a reboot."
Runner: "Oh but I just rebooted it."
Me: "Do it again"
Runner: "Oook but itll take several minutes."
Me: "no push the stupid red button off, then push it on again, done now go to rack 8 and replace the faulty ethernet cable or your fired"
Kirk: "Scotty! How long will it take to get the controls up and working?"
Scotty: "Usually four weeks, sir. But for you, it'll be two days."
Kirk: "How do you do it, Scotty?"
(I just watched ST3 again earlier this week.)
Kirk: Scotty have you always multipled your estimates by a factor of 4?
Scotty: Of course sir how else could I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?
I Can't Log in, it says "Connection to the Log in Server Timed Out". And My friend Bonzaiboy can't Log in either ; he has thesame problem ! What can I Do please ? I Need to Play !
Thanks in advance for your answers !
Allfather
Lord of Destruction - Allfather - Holy Lamb of Knowledge - Commander of the 7 Nation Army - The Victory Sire
Im having the same issue, i can get to the logging into server window after the usual wait but get the unable to connect to log in server after about a minute.
Kinda weird. I'm using the old launcher (not arc) and everything seems fine up until it tries to connect with the login server. It just sits there and eventually times out.
Comments
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http://forum.arcgames.com/startrekonline/discussion/1145998/star-trek-battles-channel-got-canon/p1
Tech 1: "How long do you need to fix the server?"
Tech 2: "An hour sir. But for you I'll do it in two days. That's why they call me the miracle worker."
Or:
Tech 1: "common man, the players are complaining. You need to fix it right away!"
Tech 2: " I'm doing all I can sir. If I push it any harder, the whole thing will blow!"
I'll just keep waiting for a green dot...although I'd agree that a MOD in here to give an update would be cool.
only a troll could ask that knowing what he asked to start it lol.
wanted to beat the Delta Meme n00bs LOL
Join Date a player made up is NOT correct!
No no no. It's: "Eh-pohs. Get your eh-pohs here."
(I've been saying "eepohs" since LoR launched.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo3uxqwTxk0
To: crew
Have we still got any bloodwine left?
If so, send it to my ready room and have someone look at my viewscreen.
Scotty: "Usually four weeks, sir. But for you, it'll be two days."
Kirk: "How do you do it, Scotty?"
(I just watched ST3 again earlier this week.)
"If this will be our end, then I will have them make SUCH an end as to be worthy of rememberance! Out of torpedos you say?! Find me the ferengi!".
Cryptic was a West Coast US business are they still hosting their services from there in or near Los Gatos CA?
They could having problems with sbcglobal.net or cogentco?
Tracing route to www.crypticstudios.com [208.95.185.46]
over a maximum of 30 hops:
1 1 ms <1 ms 1 ms homeportal [192.168.1.254]
2 29 ms 24 ms 24 ms 76-216-248-2.lightspeed.sndgca.sbcglobal.n
.216.248.2]
3 * * * Request timed out.
4 25 ms 25 ms 27 ms 12.83.70.145
5 29 ms 31 ms 31 ms gar29.la2ca.ip.att.net [12.122.129.233]
6 42 ms 42 ms 42 ms be2001.ccr23.lax05.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.149]
7 41 ms 41 ms 41 ms be2178.mpd22.lax01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.117]
8 62 ms 62 ms 63 ms be2068.mpd22.iah01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
157]
9 74 ms 75 ms 73 ms be2172.ccr21.atl01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.17]
10 90 ms 90 ms 90 ms be2170.mpd21.dca01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.106]
11 95 ms 95 ms 95 ms be2151.mpd22.jfk02.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.74]
12 101 ms 101 ms 101 ms be2094.ccr21.bos01.atlas.cogentco.com [154
.14]
13 100 ms 101 ms 100 ms te3-4.ccr01.bos06.atlas.cogentco.com [154.
134]
14 110 ms 107 ms 107 ms 38.111.40.114
15 122 ms 110 ms 102 ms support.crypticstudios.com [208.95.185.46]
Indeed nice one sir :P
(puts on bulletproof vest) Ya never know when the Klingons'll get mad about delays in email service between Earth and Qo'noS.
All servers are located at a data center in boston, MA on the east coast.
Former Community Moderator, Former SSR DJ, Now Full time father to two kids, Husband, Retail Worker.
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lol What I hear from my runners is this usually.
Me: "Server 5 on rack c is needs a reboot."
Runner: "Oh but I just rebooted it."
Me: "Do it again"
Runner: "Oook but itll take several minutes."
Me: "no push the stupid red button off, then push it on again, done now go to rack 8 and replace the faulty ethernet cable or your fired"
Runner: "I quit!"
Me: "Good"
Them *Reluctantly carries out the orders.* LOL
Kirk: Scotty have you always multipled your estimates by a factor of 4?
Scotty: Of course sir how else could I keep my reputation as a miracle worker?
Simferopol, Sevastopol. Let's call the whole thing off.
You are two almost three states from Massachusettes and a bit closer to California, cant see how you would be affected.
Been around since Dec 2010 on STO and bought LTS in Apr 2013 for STO.
I Can't Log in, it says "Connection to the Log in Server Timed Out". And My friend Bonzaiboy can't Log in either ; he has thesame problem ! What can I Do please ? I Need to Play !
Thanks in advance for your answers !
Allfather
Helmsman: sir the consul is not responding
Me: then hit all the buttons then HIT THEM ALL I SAY!
Helmsman: I AM SIR I AM i think i just broke it...er....sir?
Me: go away I'm eating my nachos!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvPugcb7QGE
(speechless from laughter) "The more they put in the pipeline, the easier it is to stop up the drain."
Scotty : " Captain! There be Whales here!"
Kirk : "Mr Scott... You're drunk again arent you."
Scotty : "... Aye."
yep, someone had to post this eventually lol