stardestroyer001, Admiral, Explorers Fury PvE/PvP Fleet | Retired PvP Player
Missing the good ol' days of PvP: Legacy of Romulus to Season 9 My List of Useful Links, Recently Updated November 25 2017!
Look at what's happenin' to mee-eee...
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm always in Argala...
It should have been somebody else.
Believe it or not,
I'm leveling with air...
I never though it could be so grind-dy.
Flying around on a wing and a prayer,
What could it be...
Believe it or not, it's paltry.
It's like a dawn of a new day.
It hit me from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the game that I loved
The worst of my nightmares come true.
Believe it or not,
I'm leveling with air...
I never though it could be so grind-dy.
Flying around on a wing and a prayer,
What could it be...
Believe it or not, it's paltry.
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STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Time for another DOOM....Oh boy..This game seems deader every day ...watch out ICE cube borgs taking over from dead queus and nerfs to Dyson...we really DOOOOOMed and BEST GAME EVER!!!
I can't take it anymore! Could everyone just chill out for two seconds before something CRAZY happens again?!
The nut who actually ground out many packs. The resident forum voice of reason (I HAZ FORUM REP! YAY!)
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite colored text = mod mode
With each passing day I wonder if I stepped into an alternate reality. The Cubs win the world series. Donald Trump is President. Britain leaves the EU. STO gets a dedicated PvP season. Engineers are "out of control" in STO.
Not, so very, long ago..., I can still remember...
How that Cryptic, used to make me smile.
And I knew, if They took a chance,
That They could make a new expanse,
And maybe make us happy for awhile.
But Delta Rising makes us shiver.
With every blog that They deliver.
Bug news on the forums,
Is pizzing off the quorums.
I can't remember what They implied,
When I, read about what They described.
As something great, would soooon arise.
The days before, Delta Rising, arrived.
[Chorus]
So bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
And their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
Flingin' bits of rodents so ultra-high.
Bits of rodents, so ultra-high.
[Verse 1]
They did write the Book of STO.
And had so much faith in that Gecko.
Cause he said..., "Make it So."
Now do you believe that S-T-O,
Can save your mortal gaming soul.
And can you teach me, how to reach, Mr. Ta-coOOoo?
Well I know, that he's not at the gym.
'Cause we're here, at a Trek Con-ven-tion.
We all are so bemused,
By those "Delta Rising" blues.
I've been an avid Star Trek gaming buck,
Blissfully raising my Winter Epohhs.
But I knew I was out of luck,
The day, "Delta Rising" struck.
[Chorus]
I started singing, bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
Flingin' bits of rodents so ultra-high.
Bits of rodents, so ultra-high.
[Verse 2]
Now for three years, it's been a grind-stone.
Di-lith-i-um we've all bemoaned.
But that's not how it used to be.
When DStahl gave us his future dreams.
In a forum blessed by A-TAR-RI.
We all just listened quite gleefully.
Oh, and while we all were quite spellbound,
ATARI shopped the game around.
The sale it was confirmed.
Perfect World will make us all squirm.
And while Emmert made his sad remarks,
P-W-E was planning in the dark.
And we looked forward to seeing Quark.
The day "Delting Rising" arrived.
[Chorus]
We were singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
Flingin' bits of rodents so ultra-high.
Bits of rodents, so ultra-high.
[Verse 3]
Helter skelter the game was altered.
Our ships flew round while the hamsters faltered.
Free-to-Play was coming fast.
It landed like a photon blast.
The players tried to stand steadfast,
But the RNG had all been previously cast.
Now Cryptic tried to stay the DOOM.
While DStahl played his last good-bye-tune.
We got our first expanse,
Oh, but Rommies never had a chance.
'Cause players tried to make appeals
But the Cryptic Devs refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed.
The day "Delta Rising" arrived.
[Chorus]
We started singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
Flingin' bits of rodents so ul-tra-high.
Bits of rodents, so ul-tra-high.
[Verse 4]
Oh, and there we were all ready for space.
Unable to log-in to Their database.
With no chance to get at our crewmen.
So come on, 'Q' be nimble, 'Q' be quick.
Even 'Q' can't fix what's so 'cryptic'.
'Cause "Cogent" is the devils greatest friend.
Oh, and as we tried to say "Engage"
While forum posting all in a rage.
No Redshirt born in Hell.
Could break that Cryptic spell.
And as the forums raged throughout the night.
To tell the players unearthly plight.
I saw Geko laughing in the faint starlight.
The day "Delta Rising" arrived.
[Chorus]
He was singin', bye-bye, you forum sam-urai.
Drive your Connie's to the quadrant, cause the game it's just fine.
And Our "Hamster-drive" is completely divine.
Never saying that I might have just lied.
Saying that you all dra-ma-tize.
[Outro]
I met a girl who played a Ba'ku.
And asked her for some happy news.
But she just smiled and turned away.
So I went to the sacred C-Store,
Where I bought some ZEN the year before.
But the website said no Euros here today.
And in the threads, the players screamed,
The Klingons roared and the Feddies dreamed.
But not a Dev had spoken.
The 'STO' queues all were broken.
And the captains I admire most
Picard, The Kirk and Archers' Ghost.
They caught the 'Nexus' goal-post.
The day "Delta Rising" arrived.
And they were singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
Flingin' bits of rodents so ul-tra-high.
Bits of rodents, so ul-tra-high.
[Chorus]
They were singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
And flingin' bits of rodents so ul-tra-high.
:cool:
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
"Great War! / And I cannot take more! / Great tour! / I keep on marching on / I play the great score / There will be no encore / Great War! / The War to End All Wars"
— Sabaton, "Great War"
BTW: Thank You to whomever saw the light and re-established the Thread of DOOOOOOOOOM.
:cool:
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
My guess is "hope" keeps people not playing but posting on the forums. For others, its a path of sad realization and closure. Grieving takes time. The worst "haters" here love the game, or did at some point.
DOOOM is the best thread ever and the posters love it.
And the Delta Rising thread is slowly becoming a close second.
:cool:
STO Member since February 2009. I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born! Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Comments
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ccEwFswnBPA
STEPHAN D'ANGELO
Add Geko to that.
Missing the good ol' days of PvP: Legacy of Romulus to Season 9
My List of Useful Links, Recently Updated November 25 2017!
(Greatest American Hero Tune)
Look at what's happenin' to mee-eee...
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm always in Argala...
It should have been somebody else.
Believe it or not,
I'm leveling with air...
I never though it could be so grind-dy.
Flying around on a wing and a prayer,
What could it be...
Believe it or not, it's paltry.
It's like a dawn of a new day.
It hit me from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the game that I loved
The worst of my nightmares come true.
Believe it or not,
I'm leveling with air...
I never though it could be so grind-dy.
Flying around on a wing and a prayer,
What could it be...
Believe it or not, it's paltry.
:cool:
I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!
DELTA RISING FIXS THERE NEVER COMING WHY I'M I WASTING MY TIME ASKING FOR THEM ???
My character Tsin'xing
DOOOOOM!!!!!
normal text = me speaking as fellow formite
colored text = mod mode
DOOOOOOMMMM
Fleet Admiral Rylana - Fed Tac - U.S.S Wild Card - Tactical Miracle Worker Cruiser
Lifetime Subscriber since 2012 == 17,200 Accolades = RIP PvP and Vice Squad
Chief of Starfleet Intelligence Service == Praise Cheesus
but that's clearly impossible because players are leaving the game in droves :rolleyes:
See you [online] next week. :cool:
shamelessy stolen but hilarious
YAY!!!!!
oh wait I mean DOOM!!!
"Delta Rising Arrived"
(sung to the tune from "American Pie")
Not, so very, long ago..., I can still remember...
How that Cryptic, used to make me smile.
And I knew, if They took a chance,
That They could make a new expanse,
And maybe make us happy for awhile.
But Delta Rising makes us shiver.
With every blog that They deliver.
Bug news on the forums,
Is pizzing off the quorums.
I can't remember what They implied,
When I, read about what They described.
As something great, would soooon arise.
The days before, Delta Rising, arrived.
[Chorus]
So bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
And their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
Flingin' bits of rodents so ultra-high.
Bits of rodents, so ultra-high.
[Verse 1]
They did write the Book of STO.
And had so much faith in that Gecko.
Cause he said..., "Make it So."
Now do you believe that S-T-O,
Can save your mortal gaming soul.
And can you teach me, how to reach, Mr. Ta-coOOoo?
Well I know, that he's not at the gym.
'Cause we're here, at a Trek Con-ven-tion.
We all are so bemused,
By those "Delta Rising" blues.
I've been an avid Star Trek gaming buck,
Blissfully raising my Winter Epohhs.
But I knew I was out of luck,
The day, "Delta Rising" struck.
[Chorus]
I started singing, bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
Flingin' bits of rodents so ultra-high.
Bits of rodents, so ultra-high.
[Verse 2]
Now for three years, it's been a grind-stone.
Di-lith-i-um we've all bemoaned.
But that's not how it used to be.
When DStahl gave us his future dreams.
In a forum blessed by A-TAR-RI.
We all just listened quite gleefully.
Oh, and while we all were quite spellbound,
ATARI shopped the game around.
The sale it was confirmed.
Perfect World will make us all squirm.
And while Emmert made his sad remarks,
P-W-E was planning in the dark.
And we looked forward to seeing Quark.
The day "Delting Rising" arrived.
[Chorus]
We were singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
Flingin' bits of rodents so ultra-high.
Bits of rodents, so ultra-high.
[Verse 3]
Helter skelter the game was altered.
Our ships flew round while the hamsters faltered.
Free-to-Play was coming fast.
It landed like a photon blast.
The players tried to stand steadfast,
But the RNG had all been previously cast.
Now Cryptic tried to stay the DOOM.
While DStahl played his last good-bye-tune.
We got our first expanse,
Oh, but Rommies never had a chance.
'Cause players tried to make appeals
But the Cryptic Devs refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed.
The day "Delta Rising" arrived.
[Chorus]
We started singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
Flingin' bits of rodents so ul-tra-high.
Bits of rodents, so ul-tra-high.
[Verse 4]
Oh, and there we were all ready for space.
Unable to log-in to Their database.
With no chance to get at our crewmen.
So come on, 'Q' be nimble, 'Q' be quick.
Even 'Q' can't fix what's so 'cryptic'.
'Cause "Cogent" is the devils greatest friend.
Oh, and as we tried to say "Engage"
While forum posting all in a rage.
No Redshirt born in Hell.
Could break that Cryptic spell.
And as the forums raged throughout the night.
To tell the players unearthly plight.
I saw Geko laughing in the faint starlight.
The day "Delta Rising" arrived.
[Chorus]
He was singin', bye-bye, you forum sam-urai.
Drive your Connie's to the quadrant, cause the game it's just fine.
And Our "Hamster-drive" is completely divine.
Never saying that I might have just lied.
Saying that you all dra-ma-tize.
[Outro]
I met a girl who played a Ba'ku.
And asked her for some happy news.
But she just smiled and turned away.
So I went to the sacred C-Store,
Where I bought some ZEN the year before.
But the website said no Euros here today.
And in the threads, the players screamed,
The Klingons roared and the Feddies dreamed.
But not a Dev had spoken.
The 'STO' queues all were broken.
And the captains I admire most
Picard, The Kirk and Archers' Ghost.
They caught the 'Nexus' goal-post.
The day "Delta Rising" arrived.
And they were singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
And Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
Flingin' bits of rodents so ul-tra-high.
Bits of rodents, so ul-tra-high.
[Chorus]
They were singin' bye-bye, Cryptic alibis.
Drove my Connie to the quadrant, but that game it just died.
Their "Hamster-drive" it was completely fried.
And flingin' bits of rodents so ul-tra-high.
:cool:
I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
— Sabaton, "Great War"
Check out https://unitedfederationofpla.net/s/
C O N S T A N T L Y...
and a P. I. T. A. also.
BTW: Thank You to whomever saw the light and re-established the Thread of DOOOOOOOOOM.
:cool:
I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Just as long as people stop quoting the whole darn thing and making scrolling suck, I will continue to love your song and everything it stands for.
My character Tsin'xing
And the Delta Rising thread is slowly becoming a close second.
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I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion