Still stuck on thinking "The Voth are un-Trek, no dinosaurs in space, bring back the Borg" and how when the Borg were introduced on Next Gen, people were complaining "The Borg are un-Trek, no cyborgs in space, bring back the Klingons"...
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Servers are down. Pack it in, STOauilures, your game is done. By now, the devs have already pulled the plug and hopped across the border to Mexico with all your money, and they're laughing about how they could have fixed PVP and made this totally the most successful game EVER, but they didn't just because they personally dislike you.
Pity. I had made it my goal in life to be liked by everyone..
Oh, well, Dinosaurs Online Operational Malfunction it is...
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Servers are down. Pack it in, STOauilures, your game is done. By now, the devs have already pulled the plug and hopped across the border to Mexico with all your money, and they're laughing about how they could have fixed PVP and made this totally the most successful game EVER, but they didn't just because they personally dislike you.
You, the person reading this right now. Yes, YOU.
Dooooooooom!
What's that you say? The devs don't like me? So all that time in front of the mirror practicing Puppy Eyes was wasted? Then I'm...I'm...
DOOMMMEDD!
A six year old boy and his starship. Living the dream.
To celebrate the release of Season 0: DOOM, this furry critter is now FREE to claim from the C-Store ('Personnel' tab) for all players of any faction for a limited-time only! Make sure and grab yours by before the game is shut down when it will no longer be available.
DOOM Tribble
A small colony of this breed of Tribble was discovered lurking in the Forums of the STO website. They seem to have developed an immunity to comments about server crashes, downtimes, and the lack of a future for the game.
This Tribble has no fear of Klingons or other hostile species.
This Tribble is Polygeminus grex DOOM.
Petting this sub-species of Tribble will grant the following buffs:
+5 DOOMsaying Resistance Rating
+1% Chance to mock DOOM threads
+1 DOOM Mark (max once per hour)
Note: Claiming this Unique (max one per character) item from the C-Store is an account wide unlock, that any of your existing or future Captains can acquire. All players who have claimed this item before the end of the game from the C-Store will be able to claim it on any future characters you create on your account. This Tribble is ?bind on pick-up.?
We hope you enjoy the DOOM Tribble and we?ll see you in-game!
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
DOOM is currently scheduled at 1145 to 0200, Cryptic time... which means 0245 to 0400 or so Eastern... I'm going to be spending the next six hours going slowly out of my mind...
What? I'm already out of my mind?
DOOM!
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Peter: "Lu, what do you mean we can't go back to Narnia?"
Lucy: "We can't, Peter, we can't. And I've tried! There must've been a wardrobe malfunction."
Peter: "Well, that settles it. We're doomed."
Fewer players means server works faster for the rest of us that stick around...
Sounds like my kind of DOOM...
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid." -- Q, TNG: "Q-Who?"
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
I was trolling for a thread for my 1st comeback post and I found it.
WE ARE ALL DOOMED!
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Opening a lockbox is like using a public restroom when u gotta poo.
You are just hoping nobody blew on the seat or that all the toilet paper is gone.
No server crash ... no 1000 page threads ... no forum ranting ... no nerd raging ... no forum PvP.
Doooom! I am serious. The end is nigh. ;0
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
We are all doomed by universal laws we cannot change. All of this is temporary at best, destined to be forgotten and broken, until it all burns up and then is cooled down. But let us put all our energy into this virtual offering, even when time itself crushes us like ants. For the only thing you will own forever, is that which you must give up.
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Still stuck on thinking "The Voth are un-Trek, no dinosaurs in space, bring back the Borg" and how when the Borg were introduced on Next Gen, people were complaining "The Borg are un-Trek, no cyborgs in space, bring back the Klingons"...
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
My character Tsin'xing
You, the person reading this right now. Yes, YOU.
Dooooooooom!
Oh, well, Dinosaurs Online Operational Malfunction it is...
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
DOOMMMEDD!
DOOM Tribble
A small colony of this breed of Tribble was discovered lurking in the Forums of the STO website. They seem to have developed an immunity to comments about server crashes, downtimes, and the lack of a future for the game.
This Tribble has no fear of Klingons or other hostile species.
This Tribble is Polygeminus grex DOOM.
Petting this sub-species of Tribble will grant the following buffs:
+5 DOOMsaying Resistance Rating
+1% Chance to mock DOOM threads
+1 DOOM Mark (max once per hour)
Note: Claiming this Unique (max one per character) item from the C-Store is an account wide unlock, that any of your existing or future Captains can acquire. All players who have claimed this item before the end of the game from the C-Store will be able to claim it on any future characters you create on your account. This Tribble is ?bind on pick-up.?
We hope you enjoy the DOOM Tribble and we?ll see you in-game!
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
What? I'm already out of my mind?
DOOM!
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
Lucy: "We can't, Peter, we can't. And I've tried! There must've been a wardrobe malfunction."
Peter: "Well, that settles it. We're doomed."
Fewer players means server works faster for the rest of us that stick around...
Sounds like my kind of DOOM...
^Words that every player should keep in mind, especially whenever there's a problem with the game...
WE ARE ALL DOOMED!
Opening a lockbox is like using a public restroom when u gotta poo.
You are just hoping nobody blew on the seat or that all the toilet paper is gone.
Doooom! I am serious. The end is nigh. ;0
- Judge Aaron Satie
or
iddqd DOOOOOOM!!!!
oh wait....
Let's see there are ships inside DS9 - DOOOOOM!!!
Multiple Maintenance DOOMS
Oh I also need to claim my DOOM marine from the c-store.....
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Well here's the thing. Cryptic has pretty much run out of ideas and decided to make this game all about Dinosaurs.
And we all know what happened to them right?
"... Because the name's... RECOOME... and it rhymes with DOOM... and you're going to be hurting... ALL. TOO. SOOOON!"
(UFP) Ragnar
I support the Star Trek Battles channel.