It's Doomed Man! His fate was sealed and buried in a time capsule for a hundred years (and its exact location forgotten). His mojo was stolen by Mojo Jojo (the Powderpuff Girls are still trying to recover it, but they keep using concrete instead of asphalt). Now he just sits on the sidewalk, a ten-foot-high glass of Tequila to keep him company (it's half-full; he drank the first half already). He sees no reason to do anything but drink and be miserable. He even tried a glass of Doom Perignon but that didn't do any good.
It's the "DOOM" show. The results will be a foregone conclusion, but the budget was already squandered anyway (the budget model was based on the US federal budget). We have six players, all of them depressingly incompetent. The first activity is to juggle balloons filled with nitroglycerin. If even one of them explodes, you lose. If an explosion kills you, you lose. If nothing happens, you lose. *KABOOM* Well, there goes contestant #1. Contestant #2 gets to run across a hundred-foot-long fire pit while throwing sticks of dynamite ahead of them. Oh, what a shame. You only made it ten feet before being blown to smithereens. On to contestant #3 ... what? There were only two contestants and we've already used them up? (sigh) We're doomed.
That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.
That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.
In fact 2 signs. Either the pieces are moving like the parts of the puzzlebox in Hellraiser, or Cryptic have gone all 1984 on us and Big Brother is taking over.
Second one would be worse for me, I live about 15/20 miles from Colchester...
Where doomed it's 2013, and people think it's 1984 AHHHHH DOOM!!!!! :P
Actually what the NSA is doing is making Orwell's dystopia a reality.
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
That's quite the paradox, how could you nerf nerf when the nerf is nerfed. But how would the nerf be nerfed when the nerf is nerfed? This allows the nerf not to be nerfed since the nerf is nerfed? But if the nerf isn't nerfed, it could still nerf nerfs. But as soon as the nerf is nerfed, the nerf power is lost. So paradoxally it the nerf nerf lost its nerf, while it's still nerfed, which cannot be because the nerf was unable to nerf.
Can this thread be moved to Ten Forward , where it belongs ?
38 pages of "LOLZ" at the expense of your fellow players is enough I think ... .
How about the 38 thousand threads of "doom" at the expense of those of us whose reality check hasn't bounced? Can those be moved to Ten Forward as well?
Somebody better let that threads OP know he/she is being stalked by DOOM!!!!
(OOPS... never mind, that has become a one way ticket to No Where, Man.)
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How about the 38 thousand threads of "doom" at the expense of those of us whose reality check hasn't bounced? Can those be moved to Ten Forward as well?
Lucky you. My reality check caused my account to be overdrawn and it eventually was closed because I'm so broke I can't pay attention, much less the fees. :P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRyIMqXA_o8
DOOM does nothing but observe the absurdity of it all.
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How about the 38 thousand threads of "doom" at the expense of those of us whose reality check hasn't bounced? Can those be moved to Ten Forward as well?
My current 'reality check' sez : Cryptic can't touch CE without breaking it .
How's that for 'reality' ?
Real enough ?
Ten forward is about non STO related stuff...this is about STO's DOOOOOOOOOM!!! which means it goes here
Wrong . Plenty of STO related stuff in Ten Forward .
This one OTOTH has about as much to do with STO as say ... "Last Post Wins 3.0" in Ten Forward .
Or in other words , this isn't about STO , it's about trolling the players . Have fun turning the forums into Zone Chat .
It would have been moved ages ago if the Mod's thought it was necessary...
You're saying that as if the Mods never make mistakes . :cool:
It's all in good fun and helps move some of the Raging Rants off the front page of the forum occasionally.
Depends on how you look at it .
I see that 'good fun' has started to derail other threads that give voice to players concerns .
Don't like what you read ? The other players concerns are not yours ?
Better put a DOOOMMM post there .
Yeah ... , sophistication at it's finest . :rolleyes:
My current 'reality check' sez : Cryptic can't touch CE without breaking it .
How's that for 'reality' ?
Real enough ?
Wrong . Plenty of STO related stuff in Ten Forward .
This one OTOTH has about as much to do with STO as say ... "Last Post Wins 3.0" in Ten Forward .
Or in other words , this isn't about STO , it's about trolling the players . Have fun turning the forums into Zone Chat .
You're saying that as if the Mods never make mistakes . :cool:
Depends on how you look at it .
I see that 'good fun' has started to derail other threads that give voice to players concerns .
Don't like what you read ? The other players concerns are not yours ?
Better put a DOOOMMM post there .
Yeah ... , sophistication at it's finest . :rolleyes:
My current 'reality check' sez : Cryptic can't touch CE without breaking it .
How's that for 'reality' ?
Real enough ?
Wrong . Plenty of STO related stuff in Ten Forward .
This one OTOTH has about as much to do with STO as say ... "Last Post Wins 3.0" in Ten Forward .
Or in other words , this isn't about STO , it's about trolling the players . Have fun turning the forums into Zone Chat .
You're saying that as if the Mods never make mistakes . :cool:
Depends on how you look at it .
I see that 'good fun' has started to derail other threads that give voice to players concerns .
Don't like what you read ? The other players concerns are not yours ?
Better put a DOOOMMM post there .
Yeah ... , sophistication at it's finest . :rolleyes:
Pretty much this. This is a post of desperation from fanboys and trolls as STO continues on its voyage to nowhere. Story is going nowhere and progression is going nowhere. Is it doomed to die? Maybe not anytime soon. Is it doomed to linger zombie-like with tons of broken content? Yes very much so.
"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
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DOOM
KITTY
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---- FIRE EVERYTHING ! ----
No, this game is still one of the best, though.
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Noooooo, that Crystall thingie is just cute little animal!
Don't get me started about the TEXAS CHAINSAW of FURRY DOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
No, they're actually called Epohh's or squirrels for the matter.
I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
I'M PLUGGING KNOWLEDGE DOOOOMMMMM!!!!
Agreed. And I've got proof right on this here doomstone ... wait, a min. Where did it go? Did someone steal my doomstone? I've been DOOMED!
I agree with every word you said here!
THIS THREAD IS DOOMED FOR SURE!!!
It's a sign of DOOM if I've ever seen one!
In fact 2 signs. Either the pieces are moving like the parts of the puzzlebox in Hellraiser, or Cryptic have gone all 1984 on us and Big Brother is taking over.
Second one would be worse for me, I live about 15/20 miles from Colchester...
Ether way...DOOMED!
Actually what the NSA is doing is making Orwell's dystopia a reality.
- Judge Aaron Satie
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
DOOM
I call it, the Stoutes paradox.
38 pages of "LOLZ" at the expense of your fellow players is enough I think ... .
How about the 38 thousand threads of "doom" at the expense of those of us whose reality check hasn't bounced? Can those be moved to Ten Forward as well?
Ten forward is about non STO related stuff...this is about STO's DOOOOOOOOOM!!! which means it goes here
It's all in good fun and helps move some of the Raging Rants off the front page of the forum occasionally.
BTW: DOOM has been found lurking around here.
Somebody better let that threads OP know he/she is being stalked by DOOM!!!!
(OOPS... never mind, that has become a one way ticket to No Where, Man.)
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Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
Doom got Doomed?
Lucky you. My reality check caused my account to be overdrawn and it eventually was closed because I'm so broke I can't pay attention, much less the fees. :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRyIMqXA_o8
Nope, the Dumb doom themselves.
They also do it repeatedly.
DOOM does nothing but observe the absurdity of it all.
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I Was A Trekkie Before It Was Cool ... Sept. 8th, 1966 ... Not To Mention Before Most Folks Around Here Were Born!
Forever a STO Veteran-Minion
My current 'reality check' sez : Cryptic can't touch CE without breaking it .
How's that for 'reality' ?
Real enough ?
Wrong . Plenty of STO related stuff in Ten Forward .
This one OTOTH has about as much to do with STO as say ... "Last Post Wins 3.0" in Ten Forward .
Or in other words , this isn't about STO , it's about trolling the players . Have fun turning the forums into Zone Chat .
You're saying that as if the Mods never make mistakes . :cool:
Depends on how you look at it .
I see that 'good fun' has started to derail other threads that give voice to players concerns .
Don't like what you read ? The other players concerns are not yours ?
Better put a DOOOMMM post there .
Yeah ... , sophistication at it's finest . :rolleyes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqcn_TPu4qQ
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Holy DOOOM the doomiest post so far.
Pull ya finger out ya DOOOOMMMMM !!!!
Pretty much this. This is a post of desperation from fanboys and trolls as STO continues on its voyage to nowhere. Story is going nowhere and progression is going nowhere. Is it doomed to die? Maybe not anytime soon. Is it doomed to linger zombie-like with tons of broken content? Yes very much so.
- Judge Aaron Satie
"Vulcans watch 'Hee Haw'?"
"There's no accounting for taste."
"Maybe they need a CPA, then."
"Otherwise, we're doomed?"
"You got it."