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Server/ Launcher Outage -- All Cryptic games affected (Engineers working to resolve)

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  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    stardestroyer001 wrote: »
    I skim read the title as "Server/Launcher Outrage" and was instantly piqued.

    Too bad there is no outrage, I'd like to see that :P
    chronoss2012 wrote: »
    well i want 101

    I want 69 but atleast I know ill get it LOL
  • dadeuceisloosedadeuceisloose Member Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    sardiajax wrote: »
    sucker born every minute...:eek:

    Was my thought exactly... lol
  • milandaremilandare Member Posts: 194 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tjthegreat2 wrote: »
    With my bare hands I will reach down his throat and rip out his esauphagus.

    This is a good time to break out the Surgery Simulator 2013.
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  • tjthegreat2tjthegreat2 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Do they need self-sealing stem bolts to fix this?
  • badname834854badname834854 Member Posts: 1,186 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Here's a fun Star Trek clip edit that will kill about 10 minutes humorously...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReOw_2f4lpY
  • austg76austg76 Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    We have a down server...Full tank of gas....and 100 pages to go.....
    What a World...Server Crash...Respawn....borg Invades ...Respawn...
  • fadmbambamfadmbambam Member Posts: 656 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    themarie wrote: »
    If this reaches 110 pages I'ma breaking out the gin and duck-bacon.

    I wish I had a bottle of Irish Cr?me right now...
  • unionmasterunionmaster Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I think i found the problem :D
  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,697 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Cryptic Tech: "Hey Bob? What does Format C: mean?
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    jshign wrote: »
    I played WoW from Patch 1.6 to Patch 4.0...I was there when they released Burning Crusade...at least you're not having to delete your character because they got stuck waist deep in a boat floating in the void between worlds in Outland...

    I'll never forget that day. At least my character was lvl 10 at the time.

    better question what boat in outlands.
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  • huesoparkerhuesoparker Member Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Strongly considering drink all of my oatmeal stouts I have left in the fridge....
  • tjthegreat2tjthegreat2 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Where is the Emergency Server Hologram?
  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Sigh. :rolleyes:
  • jshignjshign Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    spork87 wrote: »
    better question what boat in outlands.

    I finally figured out it was the one floating off the side of one of the zones.
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    Federation: Today, no one needs to die.
    Romulans: Today is a good day for somebody else to die.
  • angarus1angarus1 Member Posts: 684 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    annemarie30 wrote: »
    Cryptic Tech: "Hey Bob? What does Format C: mean?

    "I dunno, just try it and see what it does."
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    voporak wrote: »
    My bad, it's just that I'm not too great at preparing premium sliced and diced timelines. :rolleyes:

    It's okay, I used to be bad at precision time slicing. Then I sent a spoon to the borg and they gave me infinite cookies.
  • tw3tw3 Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-wzr74d7TI
  • dadeuceisloosedadeuceisloose Member Posts: 5 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    tjthegreat2 wrote: »
    Where is the Emergency Server Hologram?

    Where's Q when you need him? =/
  • djxprimedjxprime Member Posts: 522 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I don't know either. I just tried to log in and I'm having the same problem. I'm near Myrtle Beach. I can't seem to find a place to make a ticket. Tried selecting My Account on the Forums page and it's acting like it's not responding. Maybe they're getting a ton of complaints?
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  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,697 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Allamaraine count to four./Allamaraine then three more./Allamaraine if you can see./Allamaraine you'll come with me
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • jshignjshign Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I hereby blame Q, Discord and Loki for this problem...
    Klingons: Today, is a good day to die.
    Federation: Today, no one needs to die.
    Romulans: Today is a good day for somebody else to die.
  • zordar01zordar01 Member Posts: 318
    edited May 2013
    Everything's fixed and all they have to do is complete that isolinear chip minigame...

    Tech 1: "Ooh! Rotate column 1 down!"
    Tech 2: "No man, move row 2 over."
    Tech 3: "Who the hell put this as the authorization for our server start-up?"
    Dan (in the background): "Are we out of fvcking cups again?!"
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  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    luxandra wrote: »
    It's okay, I used to be bad at precision time slicing. Then I sent a spoon to the borg and they gave me infinite cookies.

    Can you offer some advice on how to stir-fry alternate dimensions?
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Let's all sing The Picard song
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  • daggermoondaggermoon Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    wolfpacknz wrote: »
    I will interject with this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGlyFc79BUE

    lol ooook heres my return fire sir

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5x5OXfe9KY
  • gazvickersgazvickers Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/scifi/sixpence-richers-kiss-klingon.html
  • blairmarshallblairmarshall Member Posts: 38 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    My Server crashed to. Signed in and 5min later took me out. Now it trying to say Trying to update launcher please wait and the unable to connect sever. Had the same thing happen last Thursday when they had their Maintenance done. Reinstalled sever and still doesn't work. :(
  • huesoparkerhuesoparker Member Posts: 37 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    austg76 wrote: »
    We have a down server...Full tank of gas....and 100 pages to go.....



    Great reference. Thank you.
  • kneeliftkneelift Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Great and I was in the mood to play...
  • bayonettawiccanbayonettawiccan Member Posts: 180 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    dadeuceisloose wrote: »
    Where's Q when you need him? =/

    He would probably make it worse, the practical joker he is.
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