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  • angarus1angarus1 Member Posts: 684 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    The new server won't arrive until Tuesday. ;)
  • chronoss2012chronoss2012 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Let's see. we have the STO server with moderate traffic and the champions server with light traffic.. let's put the new MMO on the STO server.... yeaaaaahhhhhh

    and never winter nights going open beta for all with a 4gb client GEE WONDER WHAT THE PROBLEM IS....after all it was 300 k/sec 3 hrs a go and before this it dropped to 20....
  • voporakvoporak Member Posts: 5,621 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    luxandra wrote: »
    "Our team is still working to resolve the unexpected downtime. Currently we do not have an ETA on when the issue was resolved, but we will keep you up to date as the situation progresses."


    Who else sees something wrong with this? Me think he no use good grammar!

    Maybe it would help to stop consulting the wisest tribble on language... who knows what kind of nasty stuff is in the air in that room.
    I ask nothing but that you remember me.
  • austg76austg76 Member Posts: 56 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    pelon56 wrote: »
    'From TRIBBLE heart I stab at thee" fix the server already

    "Kirk....Dear Friend...Still Alive..."but not the account server
    What a World...Server Crash...Respawn....borg Invades ...Respawn...
  • mazel76mazel76 Member Posts: 21
    edited May 2013
    Heres something to keep you going while we wait for them to figure out what the red wire goes to.

    http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZJfJM_Htvk
  • chu78chu78 Member Posts: 15 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    jshign wrote: »
    ...My Little Pony, pet your cat, read some Doctor Who novels...

    TRIBBLE, he's licking his keyster, and what's a Doctor Who?
  • unionmasterunionmaster Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,671 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    ok.. I got it.... HEY CRYPTIC! if you get the server back up in FIVE MINUTES everyone who posted in this thread will buuy the Legacy Pack!! at DOUBLE PRICE!!
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • jshignjshign Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    luxandra wrote: »
    "Our team is still working to resolve the unexpected downtime. Currently we do not have an ETA on when the issue was resolved, but we will keep you up to date as the situation progresses."


    Who else sees something wrong with this? Me think he no use good grammar!

    Oh come on...this is the series that gave us the split infinitive...or as Adams put it:

    "all dared to brave unknown terrors, to do mighty deeds, to boldly split infinitives that no man had split before, and thus was the Empire forged."
    Klingons: Today, is a good day to die.
    Federation: Today, no one needs to die.
    Romulans: Today is a good day for somebody else to die.
  • tekehdtekehd Member Posts: 2,032 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59co7aJl31rpbxguo1_500.gif
  • badname834854badname834854 Member Posts: 1,186 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Snape kills Dumbledore, Darth Vader is Luke's father, Rosebud was a wagon, and John Harrison is Khan.

    THREAD OVAR!!!111!!!
  • chronoss2012chronoss2012 Member Posts: 255 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    angarus1 wrote: »
    The new server won't arrive until Tuesday. ;)

    ya tuesday the 21st the day romulans come out....and wave
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    kreger151 wrote: »
    everyone hurry and give cpr to the server

    https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/3679528448/h043AE8C8/
    GwaoHAD.png
  • brigadooombrigadooom Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    luxandra wrote: »
    "Our team is still working to resolve the unexpected downtime. Currently we do not have an ETA on when the issue was resolved, but we will keep you up to date as the situation progresses."


    Who else sees something wrong with this? Me think he no use good grammar!

    Temporal incursion!
    ----
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • bohiapbohiap Member Posts: 535
    edited May 2013
    luxandra wrote: »
    "Our team is still working to resolve the unexpected downtime. Currently we do not have an ETA on when the issue was resolved, but we will keep you up to date as the situation progresses."


    Who else sees something wrong with this? Me think he no use good grammar!

    Where did that come from? I haven't seen anything in devtracker.
  • josephkerrjosephkerr Member Posts: 0 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Bacon is Love. But if God is Love, does that mean that Bacon is God? THINK ABOUT IT.

    I don't care for bacon.
  • webdeathwebdeath Member Posts: 1,570 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    I think instead of watching my Little Pony, I put on H2 and watch the History of Marijuana: A Chronic History :D
    You think that your beta test was bad?
    Think about this:
    American Football has been in open beta for 144 years. ~Kotaku
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • chaosgod777chaosgod777 Member Posts: 237 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Have you disengaged the external inertial dampener?
  • themariethemarie Member Posts: 1,055 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Good god... walk to the store to get beer and cheese and come home to 79 pages. :D
  • angarus1angarus1 Member Posts: 684 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    chu78 wrote: »
    TRIBBLE, he's licking his keyster, and what's a Doctor Who?

    Different strokes for different folks.

    IDIC.

    Don't insult others for what they like or don't like. :)
  • wolfpacknzwolfpacknz Member Posts: 783 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    From TWITS-er

    Star Trek Online ‏@trekonlinegame 14s

    Hello All - We are still working to troubleshoot the downtime on STO, NW, and CO. More information should become available shortly.

    More information? There has currently been no information except nothings working. More information would imply you gave us something already..
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    ***Disenchanted***
    Real Join Date: Monday, 17 May 2010
  • spork87spork87 Member Posts: 239 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    ok.. I got it.... HEY CRYPTIC! if you get the server back up in FIVE MINUTES everyone who posted in this thread will buuy the Legacy Pack!! at DOUBLE PRICE!!

    you take that back, I don't want it
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • captainbaileycaptainbailey Member Posts: 356 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    theodrim wrote: »
    Well the thing was, schools and the government had spent months blowing sunshine up all the kids' butts about how awesome space was, and a teacher going up in a shuttle (heh) was awesome, and blah blah blah. Not once did they think to mention that space exploration was, you know, dangerous and that astronauts had already died violently in the course of it.

    So, you had kids being forced to watch a shuttle launch when maybe half of them cared to begin with, carrying an avowed enemy of kids everywhere to make them care even less...and it blew up.

    At that age all explosions were cool. I wonder if nowadays if they stop school to show bad things like that happening.
  • fadmbambamfadmbambam Member Posts: 656 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    angarus1 wrote: »
    The new server won't arrive until Tuesday. ;)

    :eek::eek::eek:
  • luxandraluxandra Member Posts: 98 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    brigadooom wrote: »
    Temporal incursion!

    I sense a predesitnation paradox in the making.
  • annemarie30annemarie30 Member Posts: 2,671 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Snape kills Dumbledore, Darth Vader is Luke's father, Rosebud was a wagon, and John Harrison is Khan.

    THREAD OVAR!!!111!!!

    Rosebud is a sled.... and Han shot first
    We Want Vic Fontaine
  • kamenriderzero1kamenriderzero1 Member Posts: 906 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Rosebud was a wagon

    it was his sled...
    Everywhere I look, people are screaming about how bad Cryptic is.
    What's my position?
    That people should know what they're screaming about!
    (paraphrased from "The Newsroom)
  • tjthegreat2tjthegreat2 Member Posts: 14 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Did anyone try cross circuiting to B?
  • xtern1tyxtern1ty Member Posts: 796 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    Use the time to watch a movie with your special someone. Just pop in the star trek flick and grab a bowl of pop corn, how can he resist! ;)
  • neoakiraiineoakiraii Member Posts: 7,468 Arc User
    edited May 2013
    You left space dock without a server!!!!
    GwaoHAD.png
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