Semyezza - Heavens Tear Arc User

I had that. An old lady had slipped on a pile of b:fatb (I mean literally slipped, banana peel like) and there was a police officer tending to her. You could see the wipe of **** on her shoe and the disturbed **** on the pavement, and just the image that popped in my head nearly had me pissing my pants right next to them.…

Oh yes. Jackie Chan is the new Chuck Norris, people. -smirk-

Lmfao. See, judges? Your members are never satisfied. =D If it's not about someone winning in rows and favouritism, it's about it being all hand-drawn and that you have to be a professional. It's like Idols: Everyone believes they can sing, even when they really can't. b:victory

I'm Dutch. Magic mushrooms do things to you. MUHAHAHAHAHAA. Drazo underestimates the coolness of hallucination? =3

Lmfao! Exactly, that's how you write it. "Mom". Pah.

How about... "Less puberty, more maturity"?

LMFAO!! Omg, I like that one. b:laugh The only problem would be if the mentally challenged would understand?

I never said I - or anyone else - is/are looking for smart debates and/or comments. Just not dumb ones. =P Or ones that don't add to the end result of an opinional argument. I don't disagree with you, though, I don't think too much of the brain capacity of the average player, and often try to pretend that 90% of the people…

No one's looking for smart debates. We're just not looking for dumb comments either. There's a difference. P.S. "Dumb comments" may also refer to, yes, "CQ has brainwashed".. <_<"

Lol, we turned into mobs now. I sunk low. b:sad

-dances for Yan?- Cheer up, love! Just because hand-drawn pwn digital art, doesn't mean we don't stand a chance. Hell, I pwned hand-drawn twice already, there's still hope for us. ;D

How are you going to teach it the Herc buffs when it isn't possible to get them in the game? What makes the Herc legendary isn't the fact that the thing's gold, you know. It's the freaking buffs. -headdesks several times and dies from exasperation-

Awwwww!!! -telepaths some muse and enthusiasm- Just means you have to try even harder. Oh yas, I slacked this month, BUT I'M DEFINITELY GONNA TRY MY EYES OUT NEXT! And you can't flame me for winning in row 'cause I didn't, nyah!

I third this as of lvl 73. b:bye Grinding has the same effect as trying to stab a smiley in your forehead. =D

The rest of the world doesn't exist in America. =D

-patiently awaits the flaming- Come on. Hasn't it become tradition by now?

b:victory Amen. With some people on this forum, I believe that's all they can type, think or say in their every day life. Although it works for SOME "stupid discussions", using it in the middle of a serious debate which you didn't even read (except for maybe the first two or three posts?) is just showing off how…

W0000T! Awesome! First one's the best! n_____n Grats to the winners. Great job =D

I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it! I know, I know, I-- Ermm... -shuts up- b:surrender

The person above me smells like flowers, runs around with cows and hugs unicorns on occasions.

I'm sad to say that at first, I totally missed that thing on the tiger. ._.

Lol, yea. It does NOW. This morning (GMT+1), it was still small, though red. Guess they changed it after a few too many tickets about it not working, lmfao.

For Radiance: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA.. Okay, I'm done. I need water.. Has anyone seen my water?

You know when you get x-rayed, there's this thing in your chest? I believe they call it a heart, but I'm not sure.. Imagine a black hole. Those are feelings. =D Or... were..

I was trying to get him some bootay. =[ THE PERSON ABOVE ME DUN APPRECIATE DATING ADDS! D=

I dun have a lot to say about Enrage.. The only thing I CAN say that they're good at whatever they do. Be it owning Rad in TW (Sucks to lose Archo, eh?), helping or even pissing people off. Look here. They got a whole server with their knickers in a twist. Kudos, Enrage! n_____n I also like making fun of them, but only…

I fail at staying alive. I also fail at paying attention. Epic fail: Discussing the closed-ness of a door with said door, while party members are being successfully pwned by a boss mob they just spawned. Even epicer fail: While discussing with said door about its closed-ness, and said party members being pwned by a boss…

Mysticlifex is a male Cleric of Heaven's Tear, in his 70s. He likes long walks on the beach, sunsets and holding hands. He throws excellent tea parties and cries when puppies, kittens or baby bunnies are mentioned. Are you looking for a sensitive guy to add romance to your sad, dull life? PM him now on Heaven's Tear,…

The yellow clothing/armor/stuff on the Cleric girl is actually a fashion item. Well.. Items. It's a four-piece.

Yaay for Kumi and Shig! ._. I have a story I once made up for a guildie as a bed time story: Me: Once upon a time there was a pie. I ate it. The end. Trip: Now with monsters and goblins. Me: Once upon a time there was a pie. I ate it. There were also monsters and goblins. The end. Trip: Now with ninjas. Me: Once upon a…